If you could fuck a fast food mascot, which one would it be,

>>36630514
>Top right
Muh fucking Dik.

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>>36630514
STOP SHILLING YOUR FAST FOOD HERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU'RE TEMPTING MY FELLOW ROBOTS INTO FATNESS I HOPE YOU DIE YOU ROASTIE CUNT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Idk who's been shilling these sexy animu Wendys but pls dont stop

>>36630582
Seconding this. If Wendy's wants to shill and post semi lewd images, be my guest.

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i think i'd like to see mr. cheese bang ms. wendy

She's such a smug bitch, I want to pump her full of cum

>>36630666
rule 34 anyone?

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>>36630792
there's a fuckton on the paheal mate
also make sure to try out the new spicy chicken sandwhich

>>36630582
I've been waiting a good year for this to catch on, the future is now boys

>>36630857
>try the new spicy chicken sandwich

There's no way Wendy's isn't encouraging this shit. There has to be multiple people from Wendy's on these boards. And you know, what? It's working. I want some fucking Wendy's now.

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>not choosing ronald mcdonald

i want the burger king to spoon me in my bed

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>mfw they increased the price of the JBC in 2015

now I have to get the junior hamburger deluxe instead

>>36630566
>tfw Wendy's doesn't even exist in my country so I can safely fap to the shill pics

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>>36630922
>yfw corporations use waifus to advertise
>and it fucking works

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>>36630933
>mcd******
please consider jumping off a bridge

>>36630514
>>36630857
>>36630997
Wow, these memes are fucking reddit trash

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>>36630514
>Fucking fast food sluts
>Not your local Korean restaurant mascot

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>>36631964
>these memes are fucking reddit trash
ur trash

>>36630972
I imagine most Wendy posters don't have any near them. This meme makes it seem like they just discovered it desu. If it's not just shilling of course

>>36630514
it would be the king anyone who disagrees isn't human

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>>36630514
Mayor mccheese is the best choice but grimace is also acceptable

>>36630514
I generally believe that shilling occurs on this site far less than most people claim it does.

But this is blatant fucking shilling. Please fuck off.

>>36630514
because shadman draws her so well

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>>36630514
Wendey's is the only fast food place that has the public personality to make an interesting animu character.

>>36630514
because shes a fucking slut.

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>>36630514
>I actually masturbated to a fucking burger chain mascot today

Land of the free.

>tfw too lazy to Google irl photographs of Wendy Thomas
Help guys I need to fap

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>some 4channer probably handles the twitter

probably some qt trap

>>36630514
This wendys shit is pretty gay.

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>>36632161
BURGED

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>>36634048
>implying this isn't what amerifats are for, from cradle to grave

the mcdonalds clown

>>36630514
>why would it be the Wendy's mascot?
Because she's human and female. Same reason Topaz is best Sonic girl.

holy shit just found out about this twitter. pretty great

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How can other fast food mascots even compete?

>>36630514
DEFINITELY MY MAN GRIMACE

wendy's threads started appearing on /aco/ not too long ago too

you are literally getting shilled by wendys

>>36630514
the hamburglar. He can burgal me hams any time he pleases

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reh eah h

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i thought this shit was just on pol

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>>36631964
triggered mcfaggot spotted

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>>36630514

A crispy colonel.

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Reminder that this is Wendy.

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>>36636312
I see the mcfaggot are coming out in force

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>>36636312
2D > dogshit >>>> mcdonalds >>>>>>>>>>>> 3D

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>tfw you're in the timeline of fast food chains posting lewds of their mascots on South African drum beat blogs that popularized a meme president in hopes the posters will buy their food

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>>36630514
obviously original grimace

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>work at wendy's for 8 hours a day
>come home
>jack off to a viral marketing campaign
if this isn't late stage capitalism i don't know what is

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>tfw people keep calling me a shill for posting about Wendy but I really just like her and want her to gently step on my peepee with her cute striped thigh-highs

I'm a victim in this too you know

>>36636520
Do you get to talk to Wendy? Is she your boss?

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> tfw collecting Wendy's
https://imgur.com/a/MzUzM

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>>36636558
?Do you get to talk to Wendy? Is she your boss?
god i fucking wish

>>36636548
those fuckin thigh-highs tho
if Wendy's shills are reading, you really need to fix your shit when it comes to burger sizes. From what I've tried, everything besides the Baconator is Happy Meal tier small, while the Baconator is fuckhuge even with just the meat and cheese.
Keep those fries and sea salt going though.

>>36636579
That might be a good way to get through the working day. Just imagine Wendy is telling you what to do and praising you when you do a good job! If you do a REALLY good job, she might have to bring you back with her after the day is done and give you a special reward.

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>>36630514

Now that we're on the topic of Wendy's, and Wendy's serves Chicken Tendies....

Tell me the origin of the GIMMI GIMMI CHICKEN TENDIES.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ERzPFCE7B0

>>36636598
I highly doubt Wendy's would find any value in shilling on /r9k/ of all places.

>>36636606
Special boys get yummy tendies when they do good!! i want mommy wendy to give me lots of her yummy nuggies

>>36630514
I had no opinion prior to this on Wendys, we don't even have your chain in my country, but this is the 4th Wendys shill thread i see, i officially dislike your restaurant without ever setting foot in it due to your shill marketing

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>>36630514
>Not fucking Dark Excellent Donald so that you can obtain some of his power
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljJ1IKFHa7U

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>>36636659
i just really like her its not my fault im sorry

idk why they're shilling on 4chan so hard now shame that they fired the twitter shitposter and nuked the tweets whatever i'm not eaing that shit

>>36636723

The fuck do you mean they fired the shitposter?

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>>36636720
People tend to dislike shit they get to see repeatedly every day, sure ill remember the name Wendys but i'll remember it due to hate, you accomplish brand recognition at the price of losing the consumers favor

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>>36636558
>>36636579
>>36636601
>Hey anon, I heard you wanted to talk to me?

>>36636765
No, the other one please!

>>36636765
too many dimensions, go away

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>>36636777
But we're one in the same, anon!

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>>36636793
YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE UGLY TRUTH FOREVER

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>>36636915
>>36636793
>>36636765

This is exactly why 3d can never ever hope to compete with superior 2d.

>>36637054
>You will never be exterminated by nazi Wendy
Why live?

Wendy if you're reading this I just want you to know that I want your buns

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>>36637419
Come and get them big boy

>>36637444
>ywn spread Wendy's buns open and lick her juicy meat
nice trips though

>>36636288

Oh the anatomy.

>>36637777
good number

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>>36637444 (checked)
>>36637777 (and checked)

>you will never get tendies from mama Wendy's

>>36638189
Holy shit is this real

Please don't let it be real

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>>36638189
>mfw it backfires and destroys Wendy's

Firther proof that everythong /pol/ touches turns into shit kek!

>>36638343
So writing shitty articles exposing normies to 4chan more than they already have been isn't the problem, but /pol/ fucking around and have fun is. And the article isn't even real.

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Well, I am an obese woman, and I have always had a thing for Colonel Sanders (the original not the new fucking shit one)
I just think he is really cute and homely. I masturbate to him fairly often as well, my car has tinted windows so sometimes, I go to KFC, buy some chicken then sniff the bucket whilst looking at the sign and masturbating its like I stole his underpants and am hiding in his cupboard sniffing them whilst watching him shower lel.
He is cute! I wish there was anime for him

>>36638371
Pol "fucking around and having fun" is precisely what made 4chan a media target recently. Yes, they are to blame for the unwanted attention.

>>36638189

Owen Jones is a toff but he's not quite that silly. Try again m8

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Less talk more buns.

>>36638545
>shadman
unsurprisingly unoriginal

>>36638545
why do people even like this guy's art? it's honestly awful

>>36638545
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP origiinalalal

>>36638556
I don't love his art, but I do love his guts.

>>36638587
for what? all i know is that he draws awful art and is a complete edgelord

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>>36638343
>tfw wendys becomes a segregated establishmen

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Seems to be a (You) machine so here's another.

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>>36638587
>>36638595
I-I like his art, actually...

>>36638621
>That fang
>That green eye-shadow

h-hot

>>36638621
>[B]eter
you have been muted for 2 seconds

All this wendys posting makes me want to try it out the next time I see one.

I still don't like burgers though, even though I can get in'n'out easily. KFC is where it's at.

>inb4 nigger

>>36638914
Their nuggies are really good in my opinion. Don't know if they do fried chicken, but definitely try the nuggies if you want chicken.

>>36638545
>>36638621
REEEEEEEEEE
shadcucks begone

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>>36639054
Don't be mean to wendy or shadbase please

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Guys its all a secret plan, she's roasting people on twitter for a reason

>>36639119
th-this is actually really hot

P-Please eat me too, Wendy...!

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>>36637899
Benevolent roll.

>I jacked off to a fast food mascout while eating fries today

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>>36632286
>what is mcdonalds

>>36634230
I would eat her spice goodness

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Why are have there been Wendy's threads on 4chan for the past week? Wendy's can't get enough business so they're shilling on 4chan?

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>>36641833
call me a shill one more time

>>36639077
That ear looks kinda fucked up

>>36634230
>Idk who's been shilling these sexy animu Wendys but pls dont stop
It's robekworld I think

>>36641833
Wendy's have always been here, Wendy's nuggies are the best fast food for price/taste ratio
>mfw 50 nuggies for 9.99

Name a better deal ft their food

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>not letting Scoopie fill you with his sweet cream
You are all small time.

>>36641897
shill
orig

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>>36637777
God is that you?
Hey, how's it going?

>work at Wendy's as first job for a year
>They don't have me a single raise despite being a good employee and working hard
>Second job I get after them pays double what the managers get

Feels good man

>>36638495
>implying the colonel is dead
He's still alive, my dad knows him

>>36638595
didn't he base a loli off a real girl once?

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>>36638545
originigolio

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>>36640630
my waifu is better than your waifu

I like Wendy's freckles. Why are freckles so sexy?

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>>36638343
pol make everything better

Why does posting Shadman trigger people so much?

>>36632039

but my korean restaurant mascot is a chicken...