>Daddy look! I picked you some flowers! *holds up a bunch

"These are..."
>take slow deep breath
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS"
>snatch the dandelions away
>throw them to the ground
>stomp them into mush

>Blow them into the air

"Thanks honey...did I actually get laid? Is your mother black? Is she hot? Are you adopted? Did you get these from a neighbors yard?"

>>36626723
*take flowers*
*turn around*
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
*breathe in*
BBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
*smack lips*
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>36626723

make her eat them for being half black

>>36626894
No you married a land whale with a half black child who you're raising

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Man
Having a child that loves you sure is the ultimate comfy feel

ooga booga, get off my lawn turd-rat

These random
>how do you respond?
threads literally never get old