hows it feel knowing your testicles are just dead weight? im

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>>36626160
You do have an alternative OP

*Snip snip*

>>36626160
>tfw can't use benis in its prime time because we must spend 100% of our time in good goy training camps

>>36626160
Only 1 more year until you can drink your frustrations away. Worked very well for me.

Someone should convince a millionaire to buy a large house and turn it into an orgy house strictly for chan people who have been browsing things such as 4chan all of their life and have not experienced sex or are just really fucking horny from having looked at so much damn porn.

Maybe Notch or something, I mean we know he is bored with having lots of money and that he use to come here often anyway.

Was in the exact same situation as you, then I found the a religion.
One of it's initiation was to hang myself on a rope, as if I was committing, like sort of killing my old self and stuff.
The trick was that I had to choose between two ropes, one was a loose rope that would come off the ceiling when I hanged myself, the other was sort of death.
The belief was that if I survived then clearly it meant God had a place for me in his plans and my part was not yet played out, so I had a new reason to live as an instrument of God's plan.
This technique works for anyone even if you aren't joining.
Just get a friend to tie two ropes, let one be a dummy and the other will be real, choose one and hang yourself, if you survive, congratz you're actually deserve to continue living.

>>36626540
>sucking on God's balls, even after making your life miserable

is religion just a masochist cult?