Faceapp: Become your waifu

I don't have a smartphone you normie

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OUTWORLD IS MINE!

General Rule: If you're female version looks fuckable, you're low test. Hyper-masculine faces can never translate to a female.

>>36623553
I thought I was alone in having a dumbphone, good to know I am not

>>36623574
Nice autistic shield to protect your ugliness. Post your pic and go faggot

>>36623553
>>36623587
This.

Commentaire original.

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>>36623574
wrong, i used a picture of multiple male celebrities and they all looked exactly like females and were extremely attractive.

that shit is fucked for me

it gives me fucking dread locks and turns me into a baby that looks like it's pushing a massive shit out of its ass, even if I take a normal picture

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>>36623574
Would you a me?

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>>36623635
>celebrities
>hyper-masculine

>>36623635
Goop job anin. All that haard werk payin offs

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i could have been a stacy and my entire life would have been different lmao

>>36623655
Maybe. Try another angle? You're qt as a guy but I can't tell the bottom is even a girl. So try another way

>>36623655
you're low test and lithe (i.e. supple), so yes.

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>>36623692
i'm slightly angry to be honest

>>36623692
Just take HRT dumbass and become stacy

>>36623719
>Just take HRT dumbass and become stacy
wait, he's not on HRT already?

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>>36623719
it doesnt change that the fact that i'm a 6'1 ape that grows hair literally everywhere, even my back and toes. also my hands are gigantic

>>36623714
C U T E G I R L you gotta nice boipucci

>>36623740
Idk. Just look at him. Prolly not

>>36623747
>6'1 ape that grows hair literally everywhere, even my back and toes
You masculine and attractive, why don't you have a girlfriend yet?

>>36623747
Nothin wrong with a tall girl. You can't just nair it off?

>>36623797
self loathing and autism. i've been offered modelling jobs but i'm too busy being a hopeless NEET and playing WoW private servers. why would i be here if i was successful in life?

>>36623827
sure, i could. but i'd be doing it every 12 hours because my body hair grows at an inhuman rate

i know this because i used to crossdress

>>36623864
Mmmmmmmm yummy nonny

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Why does the female me look so basic

>>36623655
>>36623908
how do you guys get the long hair to show up? I'm bald

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>>36623946
It doesnt show up even if I tie my hair back

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date me ;w;

You all look like sluts who would lose their virginity at 13.

If only right?

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>>36624064
im not denying the fact i'd be a complete slut if i had a chance of being a woman

>>36624109
same

i'm
>>36623692
>>36623714
>>36623747

only for stinky NEET dick tho

>>36624141
Yea what kind of stuff would do? What stuff do you like?

>>36624141
you're not far off. you already look like a woman without the beard. pluck your eyebrows and start hrt treatment, you'll grow to be a vagina in no time

>>36623709
kill yourself for using these autistic buzzwords

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App apparently doesn't know how to get rid of my chin hair, but pretty qt otherwise.

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>>36624187
i should be asking you that question

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>>36623828
what is wrong with you? are you stupid or something?

>>36624262
i took an IQ test in the 8th grade and it came out to around 125, i'm just very socially inept. i can't even maintain eye contact for long without feeling awkward

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holy fuck. other than screwing up my left eye, i think it turned out well.

bnmm,jghjmghj

>>36624294
IQ doesn't necessarily correlate to actual intelligence but it's possible to develop social skills. That's kinda just one of those things that some people are uncomfortable with doing, I wouldn't consider myself socially inept but I also have a hard time with eye contact.

>>36624420
well, i know i'm not stupid. i just find things like that very overwhelming i guess. like the idea of being a model and being the center of attention and having people put make up on me and take pictures honestly freaks me out

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>>36623908
Hi there Greek boy husbando. How are you today?

>>36624476
haha that picture always lets me know its you. Im doing pretty good, just moved into my new house so im trying to decorate it. Got some weeb stuff set up. How are you doing?

>>36624109
Right?!

If I was a chick, I'd legit be the dirtiest fucking slut ever. I'm not even going to deny it. The pleasure they get from sex is beyond what you and I can even imagine. Also we're not the only guys that believe this, many chad friends say the same thing.

>>36624061
ok, but no holding up sporks anymore

>>36624321
you look better as a guy imo

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cute asian girl now??

>>36624508
You have a house at your age? I'm okay, just recovering from finals week.

>>36624603
diabetuses

>>36623655
you look ugly in both genders, sorry senpai

>>36624632
Gramps was a hoarder, so for 6 months ive been cleaning it and he gave it to me as a reward. ahhhh what major? Im sure you did great on the tests

>>36624643
Disagree, he's qt as a boy but fugly as a girl.

>>36624321
Your female-self look like a wasted heroin addicted hooker

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guess i have a pretty feminine face, i dont see much difference

/smuganimegirlface/

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>>36624681
That was nice of him. I'm doing pre-nursing and was going to apply for the fall but I failed one of the prereqs so I'm fucked. I didn't do great I failed one. It sucks, I was suicidal all day yesterday.

>>36624740
you're actually a cute guy
what could possibly be wrong with you
why are you here?

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:^)
Textless posts are not allowed
Orinigale

>>36624955
as a male, you'd look like a fucking cuck

would a third option

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behold!
babariginal

>>36624789
well anon everyone messes up, you cant go through life without failing a single test. You just gotta keep trying, can you makeup that prereq somehow? Well Im sorry youre feeling terrible, if you lived near me Id take you out for ice cream, we could even walk around on the beach and just talk about stuff. I hope it gets better anon

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>>36623541
Here you go areninekay

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>>36623541
Guess I'll switch gender

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Not sure if want
Tbh the young filter looks cuter even though it makes me look like a mullato , fem one looks too much like my sister.

>>36624971
i know right
>tfw female and not a cuck looking male

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>>36624993
Yea I can make it up, but I won't be able to apply for the fall semester, so everything will have to moved back. Thanks How sweet of you That is why you are my r9k husbando. :)

>>36624464
well you get to be an asshole or just straight up not care because you're good looking

>>36623574
what if the female version looks more masculine than the real image?

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Sort of look like my mum

Quite depressing really

>>36625064
You're qt as a guy. Actually most of the people in this thread are average or above average. Are you REAL ROBOTS?

>>36625132
i wish that were the case, unfortunately i'm timid as a mouse. autism doesnt care what you look like

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I think I'm pretty cute

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Aliens guy looks like a cheap hooker.

Can some tech-savvy anon explain the algorithm behind this app?

>>36625102
awww youre too kind. well hey that gives you time to take a break and relax for a little bit. I enjoy these talks we have, if its not too forward of me to ask where are you from?

>>36625154
Ye I kissed 1 girl and it was this year, that's about it

>>36625224
I live in New Mexico. I'm white Hopefully relocating to Boston soon with the help of a friend. I'd ask you where you live but I already know heh heh heh

>>36625316
oooooo boston from new mexico thats a pretty big leap, why the change? haha I gotta ask when you first noticed me. Ive been posting for a couple years but you just showed up recently

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>>36625365
Because I hate my life here and everyone in the city I live in, and I've lived in the state my whole life and want to go somewhere else. Probably about 6 months ago I thought you were qt and I saw you having a nice convo with someone and thought you seemed nice too. I want to cuddle you and give you kisses on your neck. :)

>>36625189
Bjork

Origgnil

>>36625472
ahhh yeah I can understand that, living out here in the suburbs gets boring real fast. Do you live in a small town? Well if boston doesnt work out socal is always a nice place and we can go to the beach, im sure ill have an extra room in the house. awww youre too kind, dont let my girlfriend catch you or else she will murder you haha

>>36624850
im just like everyone else here. i am horrible socially, used to get bullied alot because of being /ginger/, manic depression, the list goes on.

>>36625175
Thank you. I'm autistic, grills never initiate anything with me and too awkward to do it myself.

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Tfw even my female version of myself is too ugly to post.

>>36625153
post pics of your mum mate

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>>36625574
nah about 500k.

not if I kill her first. heh heh heh

This app should race too. What would I look like black?

>>36625826
They're all in photograph form, she's almost 50 now

Wtf you all are decent looking.then where's the obese autistic manlets are?
Trying to upload but server's fucking slow to process

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>>36623692
You look good Anon, you look oddly familiar to someone from my old university though...

>>36623714
pls marry me robot

>>36626064
I think we're just autistic

I know I can't function in public properly

All you guys are fucking 6/10 or something like that, even your girl versions are make my dick like diamond.

>>36625916
Oh damn thats a huge population. Haha you can try. The relationship seems a bit one sided sometimes. I just am really affectionate and shes just not that same type

>>36626086
no worries i didn't even graduate high school

>>36626119
i'm not husband material

>>36626321
you should be with someone who gives you lot of love and affection.

>>36626604
I always thought I would be the less emotional one. I hope it gets better. You can't help it when youre in love

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>>36626717
Better version I guess

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>tfw loli
what did they mean by this?

>>36626815
You make a good looking guy you dumbass

>>36626721
it probably won't get better desu. people don't change in that sort of way.

>>36626834
I guess, you can never tell these days.

>>36626883
Well maybe its just cause shes not really sure on how to be more affectionate. Shes an only child and went to private school. Like I come from a really generic greek family so im used to big stuff and she's asian

>>36626815
Cute boi
Hideous women

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female -> male doesn't work
female -> female really makes one look young

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>>36623587
This. I hate how feminie and glossy they are, just holding one makes me feel like a bitch, and they fucking break from a 1 foot drop, and you aren't allows to fix them yourself because bullshit, and they play into the constant planned obsolescence trend that's fucking up the planet. All for what? So you can constantly distract yourself from the reality around you with stupid bullshit apps and text meaningless drivel to you half-braindead "friends"? Fuck smartphones.

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should i just become a stacy instead?

>>36627444
Smartphones are shit, but I kind of like them being feminine, taking a selfie makes me feel like a cute spoiled girl.

>>36624321
Chad and stacy


Jdndiskdnrhdysbvsva

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Shienxheismdhrjsndvrhzbf

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Muda muda muda organelles

>>36624603
Your fem-self is ugly af

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Why am I the only one who becomes a toddler?

>>36628176
Ahahahahahhha fuxx

>>36628176
Oh my fucking God, more please!

>>36627444
How about you don't fall for the Apple Jew and get an Android? Sounds like your describing an iPhone

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>>36624971
I like the old version.
I look kind.

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I think I am pretty hot as a girl.

Origeasffvhj

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i want to be my lil sister

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>>36628452
FINE

ORGIISF C

i just jerked off to a female version of myself. ive hit a new low point.

>>36623655
You look like you have downs

Why hasn't this thread been deleted yet?

Anyone got the images of some guy who called herself natalia? was fucking hot

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>face might have become loli
help lads

>>36630511
muh guilty dick. also are you Girl or a guy?

It's literally my mom 20 years ago.

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and on the third day jesus rose

>>36630511
>Be
>My
>Gf
>Pls

how is this not original

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>>36631318
that fucking hot filter

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I wouldn't make a qt waifu desu

Orig