Through some means you have finally become emperor of all the modern world. All hail the emperor!
Your authority is unquestioned by any nation, and all people adore you, following your word as commandment and law.
How does a r9k-ruled world look? What are your laws? What do you change? Remember, any policy, any rule, any thing is how you wish it to be unquestioned.
I can't be the only robot that's daydreamed of this a thousand times, give my your visions and thoughts, o' emperors. What are your wishes?
>>36623251
Fully automated luxury space communism
>>36623251
I would get a cool middle age castle in mountains. And give states self-rule, so as long as they don't fuck up, I don't need to care about them and can NEET it up in my castle.
>>36623251
Death camps for all normalscum, mass depopulation, deep ecology, creating a sustainable existence for remaining humans in minimally ecologically disruptive habitats (namely ones already degraded and low in natural biodiversity)
>ensure civil liberties/rights for all of humanity
>free healthcare and education for all
>UBI + automation to free humanity from labor
>start colonizing space and terraforming uninhabited planets
I would basically be an enlightened despot (or philosopher king, if you prefer that term).
>>36623251
Begin to troubleshoot.
First do a litmus test of killing all assholes.
>>36623251
All countries would be able to keep the majority of their sovereignty and autonomy. Western style democratic-captialism and freedom of religion would be enforced throughout the world.
Also everyone gets mandatory education in English and it's designated as the common language of the world.
Also all televangelists get put in concentration camps. There's no group of people I loathe more in the world than Jesus shucksters that don't believe in their own matieral.
>>36623251
For years ive been burning with the desire to make the world a "proper" place. Im too dumb to even think how i would achieve this, i mean what it is to be a proper world anyway. But i will do my best to make everything right.
niggas will gets clapped
states may still govern themselves to a degree, but now will have the royal court oversee all actions to approve them. the royal court will act as an higher level governing body that controls anything below it.
royal embassies will be present in all governments to help ease the relationship between state and emperor
as the whole world adores and follows me, war becomes much less likely and all arms races will grind to halt, though militaries should still be present, they will not need as much focus as they do now. this will allow more attention and funding towards productive/useful things (science and technology advancements, preservation of the environment where possible etc..)
all current banking systems fully dismantled, all people in high ranking positions in these systems killed. the royal court will now take their place to ensure high level jewry can never occur again. middle east glassed if it can't dismantle all current conflicts within 1 week of royal court coming into power
promote a culture shift towards traditionalism and love for ones own culture, and promoting healthy patriotism and unity between homogenous peoples
with that as a start things should be pretty comfy, the rest can be fixed along the way with that as a baseline
>>36623251
I don't care I would just make an harem with the hottest girls there were in my highschool.
>eliminate sex positivism
>gas all feminists
>create some sort of secular philosophy similar to Christianity that is apt to fight degeneracy
>races of the world living peacefully in their native regions
>huge-ass public works projects as far as the eye can see
>make my hometown new capital of the world
>give NEETS two options: Get a job or get death
>eternal peace
>allow the current monarchs of the world to rule (I'm still da boss, though)
>if a country doesn't have a monarch, go the Napoleon way and install my family members as rulers
>InfoWars now the only legal press