>you are suddenly transported into the body of 18 year old Elvis
>what do?
>>36612758
become king of rock and roll
tour in japan, find a girl who can speak english but has a heavy accent, marry and settle down
annihilate my dick
>>36612776
he was 18 right after WWII, so that would end your chances of being famous by marrying a gook (plus gooks were shit back then)
you realize, since you're Elvis you are allow to marry and fuck any age girl, just because you're Elvis, right?
>>36612823
Weebs dont give a shit
>>36613006
weebs should fucking kill themselves
>>36612823
elvis wanted to marry tura satana(japanese girl with huge tits that was gang raped at the age of 8)
Screw everything up
>>36612758
Fuck tons of underage girls, Elvis's favorite pastime.