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>you are suddenly transported into the body of 18 year

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>you are suddenly transported into the body of 18 year old Elvis
>what do?
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>>36612758
become king of rock and roll
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tour in japan, find a girl who can speak english but has a heavy accent, marry and settle down
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annihilate my dick
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>>36612776
he was 18 right after WWII, so that would end your chances of being famous by marrying a gook (plus gooks were shit back then)
you realize, since you're Elvis you are allow to marry and fuck any age girl, just because you're Elvis, right?
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>>36612823
Weebs dont give a shit
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>>36613006
weebs should fucking kill themselves
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>>36612823
elvis wanted to marry tura satana(japanese girl with huge tits that was gang raped at the age of 8)
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Screw everything up
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>>36612758
Fuck tons of underage girls, Elvis's favorite pastime.
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