>Rise and shine, stupid goy. Not that I... wish to imply you have been shilling on the job.
>No one is more deserving of a shekel, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...
>well, let's just say your hour has... come again.
>The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
>So, wake up, stupid goy, Wake up and...
>remember the ashes...
>>36612373
oy vey, it's like another shoah...
>>36612373
Wew g-man more like
g-mann amiright
>Shabbat shalom, goy - or, rather, remember the six million goy.
>I took the liberty of applying cultural marxism to your people.
>Most of them were ready to go into multicultural mode.
>As for the shekels, I think you've earned them.
>The borderworld, Syria, is in our control, for the time being... thanks to you.
>Quite a nasty piece of work your tomahawk missiles managed over there; I am impressed.
>That's why I'm here, goy. I have recommended your services to my... employers, and they have authorized me to offer you a debt.
>They agree with me that you have limitless potential.
>You've proved yourself a good goy so I don't expect you'll have any trouble deciding whether to shill.
>If you're interested, just step into the synagogue and I will take that as anti-semitism.
>Otherwise, well, I can offer you a conspiracy you have no chance of exposing... rather an anticlimax after the shilling you've just survived.
>Time, goy? Is it really that time again? It seems as if you only just arrived.
>You've shilled a great deal in a small time span. You've shilled so well, in fact, that I've received some interesting offers for your services.
>Ordinarily, I wouldn't contemplate them... but these are extraordinary times.
>Rather than offer you the illusion of a free shekel, I will take the liberty of choosing for you... if and when your time comes round again.
>I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition, goy.
>I trust it will all make sense to you in the course of... well... I'm really not at liberty to say.
>In the meantime... this is where I shut it down.
shut the fuck up jacon, go slice my deli meat for me and the kys
This game sucks.
You'll never stop me Jew! I'm a free man and there's nothing you can do about it!
>>36614261
Pick up that dreidel, citizen