What's the creepiest thing you have ever done r9k ? I still

I dress up as a woman and convince myself people love me

I play movies in my mind of me being successful/appealing to women while I'm sitting alone in my room with no friends.

>>36604100
Probably just stealing panties I guess

It's really easy to do in uni and I don't really respect women so why not

>>36604100
I personally don't think it's creepy but sometimes whenever I see something like a mouse I'll drop it from a dustpan to stun it, drown it by feeding water into it via a dropped, then when the mouse or whatever is dead I'll dissect it and study it, then throw it out whenever it's done.

>>36604764
>Probably just stealing panties I guess
same

>>36604100
>take upskirt shot of my oneitis
>she noticed
>takes my phone
>looks at it
>"don't worry I'm not gonna delete it"
>gives me back my phone
Weird thing is I never looked at it again myself, just made me feel weird about myself.

>>36604900
She thought you where chad enough...damn bro.
>>36604100
Grabbed and ass in the city and she didnt care too much smiled at me and walked away with a grin.
Felt dumb but exciting.

>>36604963
>Grabbed an ass in the city and she didnt care too much smiled at me and walked away with a grin.

what the fuck
why would you do that
imagine if she screamed

>>36604963
>She thought you where chad enough...damn bro
Chances are she's had a bigger crush on me at the time than I had on her, so she may have secretly been happy that sempai noticed her like that.

Don't worry, I fucked it all up and am still a robot a decade later.

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>>36604100
Ive done some pretty deplorable things as a cable guy.

>pic related

>>36604984
I told her I could see her pantys and though she was hot...I dunno it was thrilling but buddy body language is a thing and I was kinda fucking out of it anyway.

>>36605025
Oh well...Honestly its hard looking for women but you never know I am sure theres some trippy hippy chick that might thinks its cool you waited?

Told a girl I thought we should get married one day.