How to tell the difference between semen and frosting? My roommate

I wish I was covered in semen honestly

>>36600624
This makes me horny as fuck. You're lucky you get to taste cum OP mmmff

>>36600624
smell obviously

>>36600647
You could just taste your own, dumbass.

Obviously taste them, what else?

With frosting you sometimes are able to see very small sugar crystals.
Semen often has a thin clear line around the edges

But dude, is your roommate okay?

Aside from tasting them, there is one other way.

Heat them up in the microwave. Semen denatures like egg whites, so if you heat the cinnamon roll up enough, the "frosting" will appear more solid or gummy.

>>36600624
Your roommate is lying.

>it's all semen

This is one of the gayest things Ive ever read, but obviously just dont eat any of them. Buy your own food

>>36600787
He should actually eat them all. He's called OP for a reason.

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OP wants to distinguish the semen covered ones so he can have them all to himself. How selfish.

see which ones your mum goes for, the others are frosting :)

>>36600666
It's not the same if it's your own desu.

Smell tardo

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>That cumming on food forum
I can't find it anymore but it's pretty hot, even if it's probably fake

>tfw too ugly for someone to cum in my food or on me

>>36601243
I'd cum on your food, faggot

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>>36600624
>this is what americans call a cinnamon roll
They're supposed to look like this.

r9k is basically an exclave of lgbt fucking lol

>>36600624
plot twist: they're all semen

>>36600624
I'm just about to go off to college

Things like that don't happen right? That's awful.

>>36600624
When semen is left out it liquifies and looks like greasy water or something. Unless those just came out of his penis less than a minute ago, that's all frosting. Gaybo