ITT share your small fuckups you had today
>Sitting behind qt3.14 oneitis in school assembly
>Looks behind, sees me, says "hey"
>Panic
>Reply with "Shalom"
I'm not Jewish
>She turns back
/pol/ was a mistake
>bought beer
>it's bad beer
Whats wrong with that? Your brain is fighting with your disease and you dont even appreciate it, faggot. He rejected that slut to help you recover from her influence.
>>36598870
That actually sounds quite funny
>>36598898
>one beer please
>Walking in a crowded space
>Trip, almost fall, recover without hitting anyone
>Literally everyone is looking at me
fucckk
Accidentally stepped on a female classmates foot whilst she was wearing sandals.
>>36599709
Really? I'm almost disappointed every time I do that and no one cares because they're all plastered to their fucking devices all day.
>>36600999
nice dub dub trip friendo, go buy a lottery ticket
>parking my car
>don't notice lamp post
>smash the fuck out of the rear left turn signal
>I have to travel 500 km tomorrow
I hate parking. I completely lack the spatial awareness and coordination skills it demands.
>>36598870
>school assembly
You must be 18 or older to post here.
>autistic
>trying to find a job
>have an interview today
>groom myself nicely, put on my best clothes
>think the interview is going well
>interviewer asks "Do you have any other questions for me?"
>'tism kicks in
>"Can you ever really cut the palm of your hand off or would the stuff under it just be the new palm?"
Pretty sure I didn't get the job.
I accidentally stayed up all night and fell asleep in the morning, effectively missing my therapy.
>>36598870
>This story is somehow cringy
That's actually a funnier response than I could've thought of. It would've been funnier if she was a Jew, but most likely she just ignored you since you just mumbled it like an autistic faggot, or she's too stupid to know what "Shalom" means.
How about this thread staying alive?
Well I guess I have a tale to always read over contracts.
>used to go to a fighting gym
>gym closed and I had finally gave up hope on it reopening
>look for gym near me
>find one that I had assumed was doing a 2 month non commitment where I pay $99 down
>don't like it old gym was miles better
> decide to cancel
>get an email with the cancelation form
>I apparently owe $550
Don't know whether or not I should just continue or quit. I can pay it but I'm going on vacation soon.
>>36598870
>socially retarded at school
>have to throw away paper
>huge group of girls surrounding trash can
>ohfuck.jpg
>walk through just saying "Excuse me" the entire time
>Quiet muslim girl in my way
>keep saying "excuse me"
>she moves to the side i was gonna go through
>AUTISMENGAGED.jpg
>i walk the way she's at and bump into her while she's adjusting again and i'm still walking toward the trash can
>tfw at least i threw the paper away
>>36598870
>invite anyone in discord server to join my lobby
>sit in empty lobby for six hours
>sperg about it in the server later
>>36598870
Well here goes guys
I have nerve damage in my penis where it burns all the time and I cant get hard, no erection in 2 years so I decided today to hell I will try watched porn for 6 hours bewt my limp dick raw sin is burning now from abrasion, stuck my dick in vacume cleaner hose so long I gave my dick a hickey and still no erection so ya whats up senpai?
>>36598870
>mom and sister watching 13 Reasons Why while I was in the middle of writing a story in the living room
>get somewhat upset
>mention that it's funny how more men an hero
>mom tells me that it's more men who succeed, but more women who attempt suicide
>say that women just attempt it for attention
>mom says that men succeed since they do it more violent like a gun to the face, whereas women just usually overdose
>still say that shit is for attention
>mom and sister ask me to leave the room
>end up doing it like the pussy I am
>>36603731
I'm glad my mom hasn't decided to watch that. I have to live with my parents after a failed suicide attempt and I don't want to hear about how bad girls have it, because I've lived it. As a man, if you're suffering like that, you're lucky to have one or two people you can turn to. Those will be either a sibling or a spouse. I had neither.
>>36598870
She was being slutty, anon. You provided the perfect response. Basically a nice "fuck off, I don't need this kind of degeneracy in my life."
I had too much to drink at the happy hour at work and I ordered some curry take out for home and now I can't sleep because my stomach is on fire
Beyond that it was a good day actually
>>36598870
I found confort for my loneliness, misery and anguish in a christian song and now I'm seriously thinking on walking that path.
I drank a pint of vodka at 1 pm then called home depot for a gasket which i knew they wouldnt have but my mom demanded i find out. Also i cant figure out how to get a live irs person on the phone