*blocks your path* "Whats the purpose of your travel?"

>>36598841
I wish to travel home to return to the neet life, officer desu

>>36598936
>officer desu
WHAT DID YOU REFER TO ME AS?

Joining ISI-

I mean, just a nightwalk through the airport.

>>36598841
my family says its time to stop being a weirdo and visit my distant cousins in the drug laden, tourist ridden, backwoods, god-forsaken blip of a country they call "Costa Rica".

>>36598948
Officer desu. Desu is a Japanese word that functions to end statements

>>36598841
to transport drugs in my rectum, sir

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>>36598841
I am but a peaceful, humble moderate beheader. I'm fleeing from war and I'm hoping to become the best truck driver in your great country.

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>>36598841
I'm the pilot!

oegno

>>36599141

Atleast you have dreams man. Better than 99% worthless neets here. Come on in.:)

>>36598936
Entry denied
>>36598978
Enjoy your stay!
>>36599049
Enjoy your stay!
>>36599095
Please come this way.
>>36599141
Enjoy your stay!

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Im Here for the wing surfing tourney like everybody else?

>>36598841
I am just a poor, but well-endowed, gravel worker from Africa who wishes to impregnate as many white wombs as possible.

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>>36598841
P-pleasure. I've always wanted to visit Thailand... for reasons

Pleasure is my business ;)

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I'm late for samurai practice

>>36598841
Allah Akubar.
*suicide bombs*

None of your business, ISTJ

>>36598841
I-I'm here for that pussy m-my nigga!

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>>36599053
>pic related
>it's you
Just kidding.

>>36598841
Pleasure

*looks at camera with a sly grin*

>>36599049
W..wut? I'm going there next month desu. It can't be that bad, can it anon?

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>>36598841
I'm here to fuck goats and kill infidels.

And I'm all out of goats.

>>36598841
I-I'm meeting my internet girlfriend for the first time.

>>36602123
never been but I'm told they don't like dark skinned people even if you're native. everything else is true to a fault.

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>>36598841
Arstozka so great, passport not required!

>>36598841

I am a white person who wants to come to the states legally, follow the law, pay taxes and contribute to society

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I'm here to have coitus with little brown women.

>>36598841
asalaam alaikum, hullo i m becom in to sweden insha allah

>>36598841
Please don't perform a full cavity search on me sir! I don't think I'm carrying any drugs ;)

>>36598841
Don't know, but I have a lot of money that's burning a hole in my pocket.

pleasure
*winks*

>>36598841
I've never travelled by airport. Do they really ask you these questions?

Regards. I am Allen Snackbar. I am wishing for traveling to Oklahoma for sunny beach vacation.

To get away from my fucking abuse family once and for all, thanks.
Now let me and my people go