*rinngg* >"anon! Your friend came to visit you, come

>>36594555

I would be too intimidated to do that with this guy if he did this. I would make an excuse and run upstairs in my room and hold my pillow.

I hate being a fembot desu

>>36594555
id just assume he wants to fuck me, no one fucking does that

>>36594555
>S-s-sure, chad

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>>36594555
thanks, chad, you're a good guy, i was wrong to think so poorly of you because of your popularity, i guess i was just bitter due to my chronic loneliness and my inability to see that that loneliness was my own fault

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FUCK
this just happened to me, one asshat said he was coming to visit me because I haven't been attending lectures
I didn't open him the door and tried to be quiet as possible, then he left

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>>36594555
>join me for a beer
Get the fuck out of my house you filthy degenerate!

>>36594910
beer is literally the oldest beverage on earth, consuming it in complete moderation is not degenerate

>>36594935
>Appeal to tradition
A brainlet too? I'm calling the cops.

>>36594957
>attacks degeneracy
>criticizes appeal to tradition

*dials 911*
*hands phone to you*

Go ahead then.

>>36594555
>Sorry, not a beer person, really

>>36594935
I hope you like your liver damage from your weekly pointless trips to the bars, you fucking faggot normie

>>36594555
>implying anyone even knows I exist any more

>>36594935
>teehee it's okay to drink poison so long as grandpapi did it.

Circumcision is also tradition so let's get cutting faggot

>>36595270

This

If people care about you, you are a fucking normie

>>36595309
Not him but I'm not apprised to alcohol, it's such a versatile drug and so many depend on it but if you drink it you are a normie.

>>36594910
>>36595358
>mfw it's true and even I can't refute it

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>>36594910
>>36595358
>drinking is degenerate
>if people care about you you are a normie

>>36594555
How many times are we gonna have this fucking thread back to back? We had multiple yesterday.

>>36594555

>H-h-hey, Ch-Chad. I d-didn't think you would have noticed me in class. I just try to stay invisible to attractive guys like you, so I don't worsen your day. B-but I'll g-go with you if you're sure.

I hate being an ugly tranny.

Ill join him, Chad is cool. Not brad though.

But our talking is gonna be awkward unless he is a geekChad.

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>>36594555
>"Wow! Gee Chad you sure are one dapper guy! I appreciate the offer but you see...

*flips hair*

>"You see Chad..."

*adjusts titties*

>"There's just something I need to get off my chest"

*looks passionately into Chads eyes*

>"I have a boyfriend and Tyrone won't take kindly to this. Maybe some other time? I'll tell you when I'm ready to settle down. Teehee"

>>36594555
Sure. What would you like to talk about?

>>36595567

>*adjusts titties*

My mom does this sometimes as a joke.

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>>36595849
My sister does did this as a joke as well. Taught her a lesson she'll never forget.

>>36595884

My mom doesn't do it in a sexual way, weirdo.

>>36594555
>in the park
wh-what if we get caught?

>>36595514

>tfw no geek Chad bf

>>36594555
No thanks, dude. That sounds a little gay.
Unless, you wanted to invite your roastie Stacy friends to join us.
>Alright. I'll call them and ask.
A-actually I was just being a smart ass.
>What? Are you afraid of girls or something? Bro, are you a virgin, lol.
>It's cool bro. I know This girl who could deepthroat a 2 liter Sprite bottle.
>Want me to hook you up?

What would you do, bots?

>>36595309
>beer is poison

So is water if you drink too much of it.

>Circumcision is also tradition so let's get cutting faggot

I'm not an Amerifat :')

>>36596210
>banging sluts together with chadbro

i dont see why not lad

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>>36596210

>It's cool bro. I know This girl who could deepthroat a 2 liter Sprite bottle.

>mfw I wouldn't know if he's being literal or not

Anyway, I wouldn't have told him to bring his Stacy friends, but supposing I did, I would tell him no because I'm not into girls that much.

>>36596346
>would rather bang some sluts than suck Chad's dick
Are you gay?

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>>36594555
Reminder this is a plot to open you up and make you vulnerable so people can take advantage and laugh at you. A real chad gives no two shits about your well being. Wasted fucking trips

>>36594583
>fembots exist

lol larper faggot

>>36594874
she's kind of ugly, if i was elon musk i would be banging a THICC

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>>36597291
I think you're talking about Brad not Chad. Chad is a chill guy who just wants you have a good time.

>>36597344

Good taste, anon.

Fuck the muting on this board.

>>36597429
nah, THICC nigger twerk shit is a passing fad, a round ass is fine but you don't want thicc bullshit affecting your psyche.
it's just for gross fetish porn and brazilian daytime television

Find a dumb excuse and go back to shitposting because I can't even imagine myself in human interaction

>>36594555
"I like you now Brooks, get out of here"

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>>36594555
>Getting gentle dommed by Chad pounding my bp then cuddling me.

I want this..