/uni/ general - Let's Get This Shit Over With Edition

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>been studying for 36 days now, 10 bours a day
>know everything by heart
>still two weeks till finals

what the fuck am I to do I've been rereading the notes all day for the past few days but its so slow now that i know everything

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>>36592011
>physics paper tomorrow
>did not study the whole semester
Oh yeah.

>>36592052
Create a fake test, take a day off from studying, then take your fake test.

Learn from your mistakes

>>36592052
>>36592125
have someone in the department office of the class you're studying for make a practice exam for you instead. I've tried this before and have had a few people do this for me.

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>have one exam in less than 2 hrs
>barely studied
>have A (94%) in the class
>need 80% to keep A
>need at least 58% for A-

Literally no fucks given

>>36592216
people in my department are not generally nice, its more of a every man for themselves kind of thing

i went through each past paper from the past 5 years and can easily answer all questions, still the more I revise the less I feel I know, its awful really I just wish I could sit it tomorrow and be done with this

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>>36592011
>trying to study with this qt weird girl from my class for almost a week now
>she's actually offering different times to do it but my schedule has been fucked
>apologize last night for how difficult it's been to get this working
>"no no it's fine anon, I totally understand!"
>offers another time we could do it
>it's another time I can't do
>say I can do it anyway
I can be an hour late signing up for classes and still get what I want, right? I'm not fucking up my fall semester schedule just to spill my spaghetti in front of some autist, right??

>>36592311
>people in my department are not generally nice
>every man for themselves

are you in some faggy computer course or something?

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>already have a salaried job lined up
>one more exam that I could literally fail and still pass this semester with a 3.75+ GPA

Who else /comfy/ here?

>>36592332
she wants to fuck, you imbecile

>>36592404
law my dude

>>36592332
Enjoy having to take retro space physics at 6 AM on fridays for your science elective because you decided to do some stacy's homework for her instead of scheduling.

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>>36592414
Quite /comfy/ here, too

>First semester back on campus in 5 years
>GPA is shit from first round of uni
>will go up regardless of how these final exams/papers turnout

>>36592430
Oh, I bet that does suck. Most law students seem like pretentious pseudo-intellectuals who believe they have a mental advantage on everyone. Good luck, my guy.

>>36592492
thanks buddy it should be all right, im worn out is all

>>36592569
understandable, chief

>submitted essay exam 5 hours late
>professor actually accepted it

Thank FUCK I would have had to re-do the entire class

Looks like I'm going to fail the same class a second time
I'm on my second semester and I'm on academic probation(this is my first time on it I'm also a freshman)
I have an a and 2 bs and I needed this to raise my GPA to a 2.0
Should I transfer to a community college and will me being on probation effect the aid I get at a community college?
I'm thinking maybe I should just give up

>>36592780
not sure if it's your case, but this is exactly why it's important not to be an asshole to your profs

>Uni always ends classes 2 weeks before finals
>have this entire week to study
>it's Thursday, haven't even begun to read over notes
>three exams next week

Why am I so retarded?

>>36592782
>Should I transfer
Don't do it if they don't force you; try to appeal it if they ban you for a term, this shows that you actually give a shit. You'd be surprised how apathetic many students who go on probe are.

>will it effet aid at CC
technically most CCs are JUCOs, so probably not

I just fucked up my groups presentation badly. I started off alright when it was my turn to present but then went fucking silent and started repeating previous points. I don't know what happened, my mind just went blank and I blew it. Im such a fucking retard.

>>36593044
Had the same thing happen to me a couple of week ago. The video on my part of our PowerPoint wouldn't load, so I had to explain it and it threw me way off. I fucking hate group projects.

>>36592443
Don't jinx me please, I can't handle another hard early class two semesters straight... Also she's actually helping me with some homework that I missed in class

>>36592429
Do you think so? I'll try not to screw things up if that's the case

Has anyone else here used Open University in the UK or other similar distance learning courses. I'd like to go back into education so that I'm not stuck as a neet or working minimum wage jobs forever but I'm not functional enough to cope with going to a regular university.

>>36593044
Did the same thing in my summer internship interview. Spilt spaghetti left and right. Thankfully it was only open to my uni so the competition was non-existent and I got through somehow.

>>36592216
>have someone in the department office of the class you're studying for make a practice exam for you instead

Better idea, bumping this to support it

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LAST FINAL IS DONE
JOB LINED UP
I'm free!

>>36593838
Then get the fuck out of this board.
And enjoy life.

>>36593838
fucking normie

well done, you succeeded where many others failed, good luck in your future endeavours

>two finals today
>one final tomorrow
>ear started bleeding
>massive headache

just kill me. but I do have a research job for may 1st

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>>36593906
>get the fuck out of this board
Started browsing before it was removed, I'm here forever. Thanks!
>>36593919
Got lucky with getting the interview and then the job. Just happy I won't be an immediate NEET. Thank you!

2nd exam of the day soon. eating large amounts of food is the only thing keeping me going

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>study entire week
>actually feel like I knew the material
>get two questions wrong, receive a 63%

>>36592332
No. Cancel it

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>>36594896
Too late lad, I'm in too deep now. Pray for my schedule and my social life

>plan on dropping out after the semester ends
>only trying in two classes
>stopped caring about bio and chem
>know I won't pass chem, so might as well not focus on it
>bio is easy as fuck so I don't have to put effort into it

Can it just be 4 weeks from now so I can go home and get a job?

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>lab report worth 20% of the class
>remember about it a couple of days after the deadline
>prof emails 200+ students to give an update on the marking
>"there is still one paper that has somehow been missed in the marking"
>mfw I may have been the only retard not doing it

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>mfw I got my shit together this semester
>mfw I went to all my classes, did homework, and studied all through sheer discipline and self-loathing
>mfw my grades are high enough that I could sleepwalk through my finals and still get a good GPA

Feels fucking great lads

Guys give me tips. I'm incredibly lazy and stupid as fuck. I have to go through (JUST, I KNOW I'M CUNT) 100 pages untill tuesday.

I usually do through 6 pages a day without paying absolutely no attention to them.

HELP me how to read shit i'm not interested in and actually learn something....

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just did one final for lab

pretty sure got an A

WEW, NOW MONDAY IS THE BIG BOY TEST, a thursday class already did it the average was a "C"

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>>36595511
>10 pages an hour
>one day

>20 pages an hour
>start at breakfast, be done by lunch
do you track words with your finger or something?

>>36595683
>C is bad
fucking americans and your inflated grades baka desu senpai

>>36594610
I know this feel breh.

>>36594610
you're supposed to study for 3 months not "a week" if you want to "know" the material

>>36592011
Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z756KgKyLmk
I'm not procrastinating, trust me

>tfw done for the semester

It's a good feel

>>36592281
UPDATE: Got 97% on exam, finished class with A+.

>>36592332
Anon presents: Her Side Of The Story

>be qt weird girl, forced to study with spergtard from my class
>he keeps putting our study sessions off because he always is on the verge of tears around me, offer to reschedule because pity
>frantically texts me, "sorry, Stacy! I'm so so so so sorry! Plz don't hate me! Sorry again!"
>text him back once, "No problem, bud! :)"
>going to be in the campus library anyway next day, tell him he can meet me if he wants
>texts me back immediately saying he doesn't know if he can be there, trying to appear busy (this fat fuck is always in the computer lab during this time with a family-size bag of Doritos)
>texts back a minute later saying he can make it

>>36594196
>large amounts of food

Been trying to avoid this. I'm not worried about any of my finals one bit, but I have no idea what to do with all of this extra time.