UNI THREAD

>>36585926
I only took two classes this semester and I'm failing both of them. Probably just not gonna sign up for classes next semester, I can't do school.

>three finals in two days
>didn't start studying
>prefer shitposting and lurking all day instead

Why am I this way?

>get free scholarship as long as I do X
>didn't do X

>>36585926
not me
i will busy looking for a job

>>36586030
I did the same thing man
>tfw have to pay over $10000 extra per year because I'm stupid and didn't keep a 3.0

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>>36585926
Mfw smart but fucking lazy so I fail shit

>>36586029
I did this and passed with a 3.8 gpa somehow

>four final projects due monday
>two finals on tuesday
>will probably spend the next 72 hours refreshing various catalogs on 4chan

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>Getting a bachelors in Cyber security with concentration in Digital Forensics in literally 2 weeks.
>Unemployment = 0%
>Stupid ass uni does not offer cert programs
>Have to pay those out of pocket and need time to study for those, which school takes up.
>No classes offered that prepare you for these important certs that you need to even get anywhere.
>Settling for an IT job after this semester
>All my other classmates are talking about 6 figure salaries or getting security jobs already for fortune 500 companies
>Me: Being a failure
>20+k debt

These next few years in the real world are gonna suuuuuuuuuck.

>>36586069
>le smart but lazy meme

That is stupid.

>>36585997
what classes and what major, nigga..can't post shit like this any not give any specifics normie

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What are some good robot summer jobs? I hate summer more than school now because I always end up landing some cashier job that makes me want to die.

>>36585926
Man I said this senior year of high school and it didn't happen
I wishy my fishy friend
May we all be fatally struck by benevolent, euphoria-inducing lightning bolt aliens at the moment that is best for us.

>spend entire childhood wanting to play in a band
>3 childhood friends who sometimes play music with me - drummer, bassist, second guitarist
>spend all of middle school, high school, and first 2 years of college going through unmotivated singers who never want to practice
>3 friends don't really care that much either
>finally meet 10/10 qt singer at college with 10/10 voice
>new oneitis
>she's super into the band, 3 friends get back into it more too after hearing how good she is
>her and I are always practicing and writing songs together
>this goes on for a few weeks, we play our first show
>tfw her and I are playing a song we wrote together in front of 150 people
>looks me in the eyes as she's singing
>that smile
>im in love
>taking her back home after the show
>about to tell her how I feel
>"aw man anon, I wish my boyfriend could have been there tonight!"
>no
>look up her boyfriend later
>literally just a taller, cuter version of me
>they've been dating since high school
>absolutely 100% in love with her
>can never EVER tell her how I feel at the risk of causing trouble for the band
>start writing songs about it
>"wow anon, your songs have been getting a lot sadder recently, but I like them, they're powerful!"
>she's singing songs about herself
>she will never know
>we still hang out have private 1 on 1 rehearsals all the time
>she always gives me that same gorgeous smile while she's singing
>tfw torturing myself for art

Maybe some of you saw this from the other day, but it's turned college into a literal fucking nightmare for me.

>>36586264
> cashier job that makes me want to die
I've been working at walmart since last summer as a cashier while doing Comp Eng and I want to die.Things are looking up though, I recently interviewed for an IT student help job and I have interview for a Direct support professional job(get paid to fucking sleep and give niggas pills) next week on tuesday.

Who /communitycollege/ here? I'm 26 and still don't see an end in sight

>>36586498
Community college reporting in. I'm 21 doing CE and should be out january if I stay on track

>>36586498
I am. Got burned out in premed classes so I gotta figure out what I can actually do.

>>36586252
>Anthropology
>Introduction To New Media

>Media Arts And Sciences

I'm failing fucking basic liberal arts. It'd be understandable if I were fucking up in math or a science class but this is literally pure bullshit I can't apply to any career. If I can't commit to that then what the fuck CAN I commit to?

On top of that I'm commuting so I don't even get the experience of making friends and going to parties and shit.

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>this stuff isn't so bad, you'd have to an utter moron to fail this
>check past papers
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>36586562
if you aren't in community college. then enroll to it ASAP.if you are in CC.Fucking relax.Do a semester off, do some normie retail hell, get motivation,come back and do a STEM.Even if its IT. That can at least get you something decent without much effort.

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>tfw semester ends next week
>tfw gonna have to apply for min wage jobs and not even get an interview because im 21 and have 0 work experience

i dont really want school to end desu