>be anon >decide to start off with a positive day and shower

You gave yourself an enema you dum-dum.

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>>36571538
>Not liking the power stream.

I played with my ass frequently as a teenager, but never used a jet stream. I wish I had a bidet, at least for cleanliness purposes.

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>>36571583
That's what I figured it would be like; a bidet. Instead I just kind of want to cry. So much for seeing the sun.

I was my asshole with the power spray every time, wtf

is your asshole just weak or something? you just need to have your asshole not completely fucking open

>>36571622
Bidets are supposed to be quite light if I understand. Not hot, heavy shower jets.

Why do you think blacks used to get hosed with water, and why we stopped? That shit is dangerous.

It makes me think; how are we supposed to clean our butts in the shower? It isn't like a jet of water is suitable by itself. You wash your hands with water AND soap.

If you've ever used regular soap, you'll know it feels weird afterwards. I've used a sort of face/body cleanser for a long time now (that I also use on my face and genitals/erogenous regions), but I wonder what most people use that isn't absolute shit.

>>36571674
It's a pretty powerful spray, anon. We have good water pressure and it's a nice showerhead. It blasts hard enough it could insure your eye even if held at arm's length.

My pooper had no chance. Never again.

>>36571701
I just use my shower bar of soap (not the sink one for my face and hands and stuff) to wash the butt out usually and carefully wash the bar off before putting it away.

>>36571732
You don't think it feels weird afterwards? The texture on skin after using soap is already odd, imagine that on your soft anus/surrounding regions.

It just sounds uncomfortable to me. Dry tightness.

>>36571801
Maybe it is just the type of soaps you usually use? I've tried a few different kinds over the years and some leave that feeling and some don't. I've found Irish Spring leaves almost no dryness.

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>>36571538
well I mean, always shoot for your ass-spray-itions OP!

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>>36572666
AAAAH
OP just got FUCKED UP
AAAAH

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>>36572794
your reply made me laugh more than my stupid fucking joke

If only the shower was from 1945

nothing like a good waffle stomp OP

MY SIDES ARE UP IN SPACE

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>>36571931
I wonder if it's the lye in soaps. Irish Spring should do the same thing. I've used it before. I think I even have a few unopened packs of those somewhere.

>tfw my ass will never be comfy unless I keep using the same stuff.