/britfeel/

>>36568339
Tiny op edition?
We're sinking ever lower lads. Is it now British tradition to shrink up until we are no longer relevant?

>>36568339
fuck off yank, it'll pick up as the wagies return home

>>36568339
Wtf is this image
Sort yourself out mate

so bloody horny today, can't stop fapping for some reason

Save the internet - use small images to conserve space and bandwidth.

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>>36568398
I couldn't be bothered to make an original version so I just saved the tiny one, it's not like anybody ever opens it

have the full version

Just finished sucking my bf's dick. hate the aftertaste of cum though.

I'm a boy

>>36568456
That's pretty gay mate tbqh

>>36568472
yeah. yeah it is.

>>36568472
But he's nice to me.

>>36568456
>tfw bf lives too far away to suck his dick whenever I want

>Never get things delivered to my flat on amazon
>always get delivered to post office or local argos to collect out of fear that they will be too big to fit through letterbox and end up being held by someone in another flat along the street
>order portable charger for phone
>I'm sure this'll fit through the letterbox
>come home to find 'sorry we missed you' letter :(
>go to the guys flat to collect item, knock on his window as instructed on amazon letter post thing
>wait 30 seconds
>nothing
>about to turn away when suddenly
>man appears at door in a haze of weed smoke
>hands me my parcel
>"t-thanks for this mate"
>"AYE NO PROBLEM PALLY, ANYTIME LAD"

Thanks for being a good man, Mr random scottish man
I have no idea what has led you to live in my small street in lancashire

>be me
>get referred to adult asperger's clinic for interview and potential diagnosis
>get asked if I consider myself to have asperger's
>say I think I might, cite basic stuff I know about it and so on
>let slip that's it's a half-joke half-real comment that everyone in the kind of places I visit/groups I interact with online is autistic
>"oh? what kind of places and groups are those anon?"

I managed to pass it off but she said she'd like to talk about my online activity during the next interview.

What can I say without specifically mentioning r9k and alt-right groups?

>>36568456
>tfw my bf swallows my cum like a champion and loves the taste of it

he even likes me cumming on his food to eat sometimes, i dont even eat anything special he just loves it

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>>36568456
>>36568472
>Pathetic cuckboys too lazy to get /fit/ turning gay

start lifting and join /britfit/ mate, it doesn't have to end like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ-sCjNbLMA

>>36568613
>he even likes me cumming on his food to eat sometimes

#JustLikeUs
#LoveIsLove
#1in3

jesus what the fuck is wrong with gays? why are they so degenerate?

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how can humans even compete with ETD

>>36568613
>>36568569
My bf likes best to make me wear it on my face until it goes liquid or dries. but we cant do that cos his sisters home.

>>36568605
>going to visit the therapy Jew

Modern Psychology is pure Jewry. Don't let her dig her claws in any further than you need.

>>36568632
What if you're too autistic to go to a gym?

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>>36568339
Once white girls go black edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36568642
>he considers eating cum to be highly degenerate

Oh my sweet summer child

>>36568642
Because homosexuality is a mental disorder. Let me tell you about the Jews.

>>36568707
>conveniently misses out the bit about cumming on food then eating

>>36568751
surely cum on it's own is more degenerate than cum in food

Can we have some more love for Mummy May in this thread plz?

>>36568707
swallowing cum isn't degenerate if it's a girl swallowing during sex

but two dudes cumming on each other's food before eating it, that's fucked up lad

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anyone else fap exclusively to british matures?
theres something about watching a 50yr old woman who should have her shit together instead taking 6 black cocks that makes my willy move

>>36568761
gays are so fucked up man, you poor lads

>>36568767
I pretty much exclusively fap to amateur stuff now

I still check the regular sites in case they have a good update, which tbf they do every now and then, but for the most part I stick to amateur

>>36568761
Jesus Christ you silly faggot

>>36568679
Autism doesn't matter, you can talk to them about your cartoons you fap to and they won't GAF because you will be stacked

girls will be Mirin, trust

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoVWJU_jpJA

I've put myself down for two afternoon shifts at a Mind charity shop a three mile round commute away.

Something something routine. Something something facing people.

recommend me your favourite film anon

>>36568861
the assassination of jesse james by the coward robert ford tbphwyl

>>36568861
dr stangelove or how i learned to stop worrying and love the bomb

>>36568861
It's such a beautiful day

Is not an original answer apparently

>in the mood for tortilla chips and salsa
>decide to make my own salsa for once
>tastes like ass
>go to tescos and buy doritos salsa for a quid

For fucks sake lads, my home made salsa probably cost me more than a quid to make as well.

>>36568850
Autism literally prevents me from doing anything in public that might draw attention to myself.

>>36568861
Enter The Void
watch it when it's very quiet an dark

>>36568850
that looks pretty heavy lad, not sure I can lift that with my 10" biceps

>>36568861
>1. In Bruges
>2. Snatch
>3. Superbad

>>36568861

No Man's Land

A Bosnian and a Serb are stuck in a trench together with their enemies/allies on each side.

>>36568861
wtf are all these pleb recommendations

just sucked him again. he's a randy kinda guy haha :D

>>36568929
c'mon then pal, whats your rec then?

>>36568861
Barry Lyndon and Amadeus you cabbage

>>36568927

This has been the only non-normie-pleb-scum-tier recommendation thus far.

>>36568939
you don't deserve them, asking here is proof enough
once you get a little more seasoned you'll find your way

Brasseye is the greatest television program ever created desu

>>36568971
bit embarrassing for you mate

>>36568971
bait, fucking cunt
on a sidenote if someone who isn't a shitbag wants to rec me films then please do

>>36569006

>not the Armando Iannucci shows

Both were class desu

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BRITFEEL AMBASSADOR'S REPORT
-------------------------------

I met burger-anon on his official britfeel state visit at 1:15 in Oxford

As soon as I got off the train I saw someone matching his description, and we made eye contact, but I wasn't 100% sure it was him, I loitered around for about a minute, then approached him and said "Are you the burger from britfeel" and fortunately he said "yes" rather than "uwotm8"

I was almost expecting a trap, and I think he was too, but fortunately he was just a normal burger robot.

We went to the pub, he bought me lunch, he had fish & chips. We stayed in the pub for about 2 hours, then went on a little tour around Oxford, he took a picture of some 800 year old building on Ship street, then we headed to a bookstore for a bit, before I headed back to the station.

Was a very enjoyable state visit, I thank burger-anon for the lovely lunch.

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Joy Division or New Oder?

>>36569043
Joy Division

ravioli

>>36569033
cutte

>>36568861
>>36569020

Schindler's List, The Pianist, Boy in the Striped Pyjamas, Defiance, Paul Blart Mall Cop, Sophie's CHoice

>>36569043
Order*

Kek

>>36569043

Both of them are overrated, vacuous shite.

>>36569043
Why not both?
If you have the time then listening to both bands is the best of both worlds option

>>36568713
Need I remind you?

Mayor of London has now set up a special task force for the police department specifically to deal with facebook, twitter and youtube comments. These include such hate crimes as
>Insinuating Muslims want to take over the west
>Saying Islam is a problem or terroristic
>Making any mocking reference to disabled people
>Insinuating Jews have too much power
You don't have to target individuals, simply talking about this stuff is now going to get you arrested. They trot out a bunch of retards and call them
>Literal "Survivors" of online hate crime
>They have been assaulted
>It is as bad as being yelled at in the street or beaten up
Source
https://www.london.gov.uk/mopac/online-hate-crime-summit-2017

The link provides a 6:30 hour video which I watched and yes, literally being against multiculturalism and talking is now a hate crime.

>>36569073
t. someone who has never experienced online violence

lads a police officer stopped me because I was looking at him as he drove past me on my way to a shop.

I asked why he stopped me and he said "because you were staring"

wtf lads
He let me go soon after the whole thing was quite awkward

>>36569067
Damn, what will our resident BNP voters say about these choices?

>>36569073
are they actually going to arrest people? i only watched 25 mins of that video. might watch some more later, too busy atm.

>>36569118

I've only heard of schindlers list, and I haven't even seen it

>>36569073
>Insinuating Jews have too much power

I doubt the many muslims that talk shit about jews will actually be arrested and they say more shit than too much power

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a71MEKqncP4

kek what a joke

>oh no my feelings are hurt so send these people to prison

how can anyone justify this bullshit, utter farce

>>36569114
Holding eye contact is an act of aggression, not even memeing. Try it on any other primate and they'll go mental if you don't look away.
Humans still feel this to some degree.

>>36569149
The joke is that 3 of the films are all about jews and how evil nazi's are.
Therefore BNP need to defend their heroes

>>36569164
new dr who villain looks good

>>36569169
only 3? I didn't know there were ANY holocaust films that portrayed the krauts in a positive light

>advertisement for a retail job on jobsearch
>doesn't state the name of the company

ffs why do they do this

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>>36569114
fucking mad man...I'm sure the whole event is on CCTV, ready to be viewed from over fifty different cameras

>>36569167
he was in his car and made a point of swinging around getting out and approaching me, for staring as his car passes directly infront of my field of view

only time I actually held eye contact with him was when I was talking to him

>>36569192
I never understood this either, I'm gonna need to know the name of the company at some point

>>36569215
Take it up with the IPCC, they love meeting their quota.

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>its a sleep for 14 hours and lay crying for another 30mins episode

At least I ran straight after in my garden, now I can barely breath because phlegm is blocking my throat

>>36569229
Tell them you're a traveler and accuse them of being racist.

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Nihao

Wo xihian yinggan

>>36569073
Alien metropolitan trendy elite of diverse retards controlled by Jews is now going to be locking up 'nasty commenters' as oppose to our explosively growing Islamist sects, glad to be alive for this time huh.. Modernity can't collapse fast enough

>>36568861
my favourites i've watched recently would be A fistful of Dynamite and in the mouth of madness

>>36569271
and how do you feel that ding is still in the tournament?

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https://www.ingenie.com/young-drivers-guide/how-to-fill-up-a-car-with-petrol
>Once you pass your test, you're suddenly chucked into a deep sea of learning. You have to doggy paddle for your life until you reach the other side and finally feel like a real driver. It can be scary.

>One of my biggest fears was filling up my car with petrol. So many things: which side do I need to go on, how do I take my petrol cap off, where do I put my petrol cap while it's off, which colour nozzle, how do I get the thing off the thing, how does the man know how much petrol I've used? ARGH.

What sort of spastic manages to pass their driving test but can't figure out how to fill the car up with fuel?

>>36569276
this just makes me want to hate muslims and liberals more

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>>36569295

Not anon you replied to, but I'm happy, I'm supporting Ding

>>36569305
>So many things
This is satire right? I don't even drive and I know how to fucking fill up a car

>>36569295
Wo hen kaixin

>>36569324
It looks genuine, there's even twats in the comments praising her for the article

>>36569336
>Thank you so much for this! This was really informative and nice to read. I've been pretty anxious about the paying part

This has got to be satire mate

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>>36569305
unironically me, but its because I panic heavily and lose all rational thought. I'm still scared to go to the petrol station. I needed to take my mum the first few times

I still can't park

im fucking fed up lads. i keep suffering from insomnia and it has completely fucked me up. dont know what to do. cant go on like this.

>>36569327

wo ye hen kaixin

Ding will be the di yi Zhongwen snooker world champion is he wins

>>36569305
this can't be serious, I'm happy they are making the driving test harder because we need to keep spastics off the road,

>>36568861
The Emoji Movie

>>36569367
What do you mean you can't park? Do you just leave your car in the middle of the road?

>>36569369
Thought about killing yourself lad?

>>36569305
how the fuck can you be this retarded and still considered human

>>36569305
I got to my test without knowing how to start the car, so the first thing that happened when the examiner got in it was me rolling out of the parking bay to his snide "Might help if you turn the car on".

Still passed though.

>>36569408
>I got to my test without knowing how to start the car

You might have to explain that to me anon

>>36569385
honestly the state of some people, when I hear people saying they had to have someone with them when they first passed their test I can't work out why you would want that. I was happy to get from someone telling me what to do

>>36569387
i dont want to kill myself. i like living. i just dont want to live like this.

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My family hate me. Anyone else in possession of this feel?

Dunno why they even bother making you open the bonnet and point to wear you fill the oil.

For a start it's different on every car, and the instructor just trains you wear it is on his.

Secondly for 99% of people that's the first and last time they will ever open their bonnet.

Just had a massive shit and didn't have to wipe. Today is a good day

>>36569430
I don't think it matters anyway if it makes you feel better.
So you share blood with them, so what?
Your family are the real idiots, working all their life and being exactly as they were told to be.

>>36569385
I only go out at like 8 or 9pm if I have to park and its empty. I just go to the end of the carpark and randomly swing at it

How do I judge how to swing at a car park spot? I miss it everytime, nobody told me how to front or revers epark into a spot either. I got penned it by two cars at tesco once and stood around waiting for one of them to move so I could reverse out without panicing

>>36569425
I passed 5 years ago and only bought a car after that, I was shut in for most of the 5 years so just going outside is scary enough nevermind being in charge of a machine which can hurt someone if I make a mistake. I'm getting a bit better though

>>36569425

And All ANONs Are All le same

normie asshole

>>36569417
Every lesson I had the instructor would pull up outside my house and leave the engine running. All I did was release the handbrake and the car would start.

>>36569445
They're getting rid of that now. Instead you'll have to adjust the heater whilst driving to show you can do two things at once

>>36569447
Honestly the little things like this are some of the most satisfying. Clean shits happen so rarely to me they put me in a good mood whenever they happen

>>36569459
And you never stalled or pulled over during a lesson?

>>36569073
>complaining about foreigners overrunning your country to the point where it's losing all national identity is now in the same category of crime as ethnic genocide

what the fuck is wrong with people?

>>36569474
if he pulled over he could just leave the car running.

>>36569463


I heard you have to show you can use a satnav now

>>36569445
because you should really have at least an understanding of what is under there, you may need to check/top up oil or top washer fluid. It's not just the magic noisy box that makes the car go brum brum

>>36569474
Never even touched the keys because the car had a button to press whenever I stalled it.

>>36569483
Yeah, and they're doubling the independent driving from 10 to 20 minutes. But on the bright side, they're getting rid of the reversing maneuvers

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>>36569451
I wish I could see things that way anon. But that just sounds like making excuses.

>>36569511
they are making you do every maneuver now, including parallel park

>>36569526
I got turn in the road on my test. Lucky as fuck because my reversing ones were shit

>>36569504
Jesus Christ you lucky fucker. I learnt in a 45yo Morris, it didn't even have a reversing light.

>>36569073
Looking forward to grassing people up on here to the police.

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>>36569479
its liberal policy making gone mad.

i may not agree with everything people say about foreigners but i will fucking die to give people a right to express their opinion and if that makes me a criminal, i have never been more proud to oppose the law

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everytime I drive I feel like a huge burden that shouldn't be driving and that i'm pissing other drivers off even though I'm trying my best to be courteous and obey traffic laws. I just feel out of place

anyone else feel like this? I spend the majority of the time looking at the driver behind me hoping i'm not making them angry and wondering if they're talking about me

Gonna take my pupper for a walk to an old WW2 bunker tomorrow lads, I'll take some pictures for you

>>36569614
Tell us about your dog pal, I like dogs a lot

>>36569582
I do everything I can to obey road traffic laws, all of my friends who drive do the opposite and then wonder why they get speeding tickets, One of my friends told me he felt safer with me driving in my shitbox of a pickup truck than he did driving with just about anyone else

>>36569582
I get this badly enough riding my bike, partly why I keep putting off learning to drive desu.

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>"Us homosexuals are so hard done by, I can't believe there's actually bigots out there that don't want us to marry or be able to adopt".
>"How can we hope to dispel these rumours that we're degenerates... I know".

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>mfw getting threatened with court over 14 quid from the job center

>>36569647
not while I'm eating lad

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>>36569629
He is a qt
His favourite toys are ropes and even though he has been attacked before he is still so friendly, doesnt even bark back at aggressive dogs

>>36568455
I always have a detailed look to see what's happening

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'Bout to order my traditional mid-week takeaway.

What should I order? Leaning towards fish+chips with an extra battered sausage.

Alternatives are to order Pizza (Papa Johns, Dominos and the local greasy spoon run by Arabs are the local choices) or the local Chinese takeaway.

Dubs decides I guess

>>36569666
explain?? original for fuck's sakeeee

>>36569681
Give him a cuddle from me lad

I'll be going back home for a bit in about 3 weeks or so and I'm way more excited about seeing the dog than the parents. I can just see in my mind how excited she'll be, she always is totally uncontrollable when she sees someone after a long time. I'll probably tear up too, knowing me

>>36569683
fish+chips is really more of a friday night thing, pizza is more for saturdays though
tough choice
Why not... get a fish pizza?

>>36569681
Haha he's a good dog, what a cutie. He's got a nice face I would like to pat him.

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>>36569722
>Why not... get a fish pizza?

kek delivers

Neptune pizza it is.

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>>36569699

Got a loan a few months ago and have been paying it off at something stupid like 5 quid every 2 weeks

Seem to have thrown a hissy fit and are demanding the entire 14.32 outstanding balance

This is all because i had the nerve to work a few hours in my shitty zero hour job

Would have been better not telling them anything t b h

>>36569714
Dogs are too good for this world, we dont deserve them

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>>36569647
The entire idea of gay pride is at best counter-productive to their stated goals and at worst a breeding ground for some of the most intensely immoral and disgusting acts such as paedophilia

>>36569681
Why do you have a cuck dog?

are people who watch QI the most pretentious?

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Just listened to that vocaroo thread, hearing a girl say things like "I love you" honestly makes me want to cry. Fuck, it's only 6, I've still got another couple of hours until I can cry myself to sleep.

>>36569877
>cuck dog

what did he mean by this

>>36569885
>wanting a girlfriend

fucking normalfag

>>36569885
I only like it when they say it in Japanese and call me onisan

>>36569882
They certainly have a smug streak. I can't remember the details but once Stephen Fry explained something wrong and I knew the accurate explanation. Tried telling some friends but they said I was wrong because "they saw it on QI". It's for people who want a shortcut to being clever.

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>>36569917
The jap grills at my uni are even less likely to touch me than the other girls then again, I suppose you can't get much lower than 0%

>>36569946
There's something about her...she looks like she smells

>>36569946
this girl literally disgusts me, look at the fucking state of her
i feel this way about all 3d women

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>Oh why can't I find an overweight, British boyfriend with low self esteem and poor hygiene.

Just preordered the new CoD tbchwy guys

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I spat some phlegm out into a bowl after I'd eaten, was taking it downstairs when I forgot about it and tipped the bowl, the phlegm glooped down from the bowl and hit the floor. Really had the substance, apperance and sound that cum would make as it slowly left my bowl

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>>36569960
she smells like heaven
>>36569964
that's sad anon, I hope that you get better soon
crayonfucker

>>36569928
QI is reddit for TV

>tfw watching a movie I randomly downloaded without even googling it
who else here /madlad/?

>>36569991
Because you are an overweight, British boy with low self esteem and poor hygiene.

>call back
>wants me to come in tomorrow to "show me the job"

does this mean i got it? i'll finally be making enough to move out. living with women is unrivaled hell, they're just pure evil

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>tfw meant to be meeting a qt conservative girl for coffee but i dont like coffee

Should I cancel the date or what? I just asked her for it without thinking cause that's what they do in movies. I cant just sit there without a drink can I it would be weird.

>blocked up with a cold and sore throat
>jobcentre tomorrow
kill me please

>>36570053
Just get tea, you fucking autist. :^)

Got a GP appointment tomorrow

Not sure what to say or what exactly my problem is

I guess I want to check if I'm irreversibly infertile and bring up that I've been on the mental health counselling waiting list for 5 months
Maybe bring up my fatigue

>>36570089
Sounds good, they might go easy on you

>>36570034
Fucking normie

After today's meet went well and no one got killed, anyone want to do a britfeel meetup? Perhaps that same Oxford pub could become the official britfeel pub

>>36570109
>if I'm irreversibly infertile

what if you're not, what if the trannyism can be reversed?

>>36570129
/brit/ couldn't do it and we're way more autistic

>>36570129
what meet was that? in what way did it go well?

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>>36570129
>today's meet
with the burger?
Also, I'm convinced that these meetups are just you fuckers roleplaying - no robots actually willingly go outside

>>36570109

it's cleaning an empty building alone at night, i couldn't find a more robot job

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>>36568861
Throne of Blood.

>>36570109
>calls a lad a normie for getting a job

>has a job
unless you been fired from the call center or consider yourself a normie too?

>>36570153
the burger meet, it went well, see>>36569033

>>36570158
Yeah the burger, and it was real, we both showed up, to both of our surprise.

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>>36569033
>/r9k/ meetup in oxford
>noone told me
Aint really feeling that mate. If I'd known I'd have invited you both to bbl. We could have gone to Delty's for panda pops and freddos, then had our trainers stolen by urban youths.

>>36570151
I don't know, I'll consider my options but I prefer my body now

I need to think long term

>>36570162
Sounds comfy
Even listen to music

>>36570180
I assumed he had a normie job

>>36570129
Kind of like the idea of a bunch of robots getting sloshed and me being one of them desu

Amir, why don't you touch up a guy at work so you get fired. Then you can sue and become a millionaire.

You can get them on sexism, racism and homophobia

>>36570218
Might do so since my holiday requests for my court date were rejected

>>36570204

It was on a whim last night really, burger wanted to meet someone in London, no one replies, I said I'd meet him if he fancied coming to Oxford.

He had a good impression of it, but I set him straight and told him about how 80% of it is shit.

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>>36569885
>I love you

Again...

>>36570184
Sounds awkward as fuck tbf

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How do we save Britain

>>36570297

Not awkward at all desu

>>36570277
>He had a good impression of it, but I set him straight and told him about how 80% of it is shit.
Ye, people always expect it all to be like Boars Hill, and they're fucking amazed when they find out most of it is like Rose Hill. Which bit are you from?

>>36570321
well you both sound like well adjusted functioning adults, a meetup with the wider britfeel would introduce people like me who haven't socialized in 8 years and that would be awful for everyone invovled

Is there a filter I can use just for anime girl posters?
Weebshits are more dangerous to England that Corbyn is

90% of you could get girlfriends if you just ASKED

>>36570306
Save it from what? We're not doing great but better than a lot of other countries. Not as poor as east Europe, not as refugeed as west/north Europe, and not as fucked up as America.

>>36570397
100% true i asked my mummy and she said yes

go for it guys :)

>>36570397
You wanna get a drink sometime?

>>36570351

Kidlington, fortunately

been about a year since I was down BBL way, fortunately.

>>36570398
>Save it from what?
Pakis being able to rape white children and not be chased out of the country would be a nice start.

need to go to the shop lads, absolutely shitting myself

>>36570519
Put on some ballsy music and stride with purpose lad and you'll be fine.

>>36570519

what are you getting lad?

How do I deal with an alcoholic mother?
Asking for a friend

>girl I talk to's mum just put a photo on her normiebook
>'my precious daughter celebrating her 20th'
>its just her daughter alone on the table with a cake

what the fuck

>>36570542
*pumped up kicks* starts playing

>17:50 get told dinner will be half an hour
>18:30 go to check and get told dinner will be 15 minutes
>still not been called for dinner

RRRRRRRRRRRRGH
It's going to be BURNT

Roomanon from earlier. Well I filled up 2 bags of rubbish and picked some clothes to give away but my room is still a hovel. I think I need to chuck all my dvds. I dont even own a tv anymore but it would still feel weird.

>>36570547
need to get a light bulb

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>>36570542
>stride with purpose

>>36570621
This meme has ruined lives I'm sure of it.

>>36570639
why tho?

ORIGINALSOUP

>>36570483
Dont worry lad, Based Tommy is on the case

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAu-PXDhLX0

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This is Shia Labeouf. Say something nice about him.

>>36570621
When this meme gets to facebook I'm finished lads.

The irony is that I won't know when it hits facebook because I don't use facebook.

>>36570818
>hair seems to overreact to the wind
other than slouthing and your head looking down it's all silly bullshit. I always walk pretty fast because I'm in a rush, not because my dick is lonely.

>>36570841
Even Stevens was one of my favourite shows when I was a kid.

He's a good lad just trying to mesh philosophy and art, s
hame he's not good at it.

>>36570854
I just can't see the context of this getting posted, it's too /r9k/. I've been wrong before though.

>>36570841
>Say something nice about him
Provided autists a great deal of entertainment.

>>36570837
>Tfw will never round up mudslime animals and send them back to their shithole with Based Tom

>>36570841
Even Stevens was alright, as was Holes

Did I make a social mistake today lads

>working with my colleague all day
>end of our shift our manager calls us down to talk to us
>says we did a bunch of shit wrong
>manager singles me out, asks why I did it
>tell him I didn't
>my coworker says nothing
>seems pissed off at me for saying I didn't do it even though I didn't

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>>36570894
I'm trying to find it but I'm sure he drew a pic of Mohammed on infowars recently.

>>36570926
Nah mate it's not prison, nothing wrong with looking after yourself.

Mummy May Makes Me Mad

M for Mendetta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0qr07qlM_Q

>>36570841
He's afraid of being himself, even this artsy shit isn't him. Stop being afraid Shia.

>>36570941
Wew lad, what an image.

>Young white kids who have never touched a Qaran nevermind pondered over it's message
Getting nice and edgy like usual.

How 'real' do you lads think poley is these days? When was the last time we ever had confirmation it was him?

>>36570204

Sorry bud, that sounds like it would have been fun as well

>>36569033

Thanks again oxfordbro. Glad that neither of us were mentally ill traps

fucking hands are covered in super glue now and i cant scrub it off, its getting on my tits

>>36571084
Get some nail polish remover mate

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>>36571052
If there is a bongfeel meet up I'd better get a qt trap gf out of it.

>>36571084

show superglue tits

>>36571048
Really need an update picture, it makes the shitposting tolerable. He bloody looked like a paki Jimmy Neutron lastime with that haircut.

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>first they made sexuality a spectrum, and I did nothing
>then they made gender a spectrum, and I did nothing
>then they made sex a spectrum, and I wanted to kill myself

literally cannot believe the amount of idiot leftists I see all over the internet who have actually bought into this idea that sex is not binary, that there is some spectrum among XX and XY chromosomes. Just because some freak in a million has fucked up genetics does not mean you can claim to be on some non-binary sex spectrum to feel unique about something.

I might just kill myself soon lads, feel like I'm living in a dystopian satire where making up bullshit is encouraged and even subsidised by the government, but speaking the truth can literally get you locked in prison because it hurts people's fee fees

>>36571115
Havn't been on the blog for months, when did he last update it?

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>>36571134
there are around 20 varieties of xxy males, differeing slightly as to how it manifests. In reality, it is probably idpol nonsense though.

>>36571134
Most people think it's nonsense. Even Reddit is shitting on stuff like that these days. /pol/'s dystopian future wont happen.

>>36571172
the problem is that it isn't a "future" it's NOW

>>36571134
>yfw gender is a social construct but weight is genetic

>>36571134
Just ignore it

SimpIe

>>36571184
Yeah but not really. I mean how has all these gender bullshit affected you personally? Here we are talking about how stupid it is and most people agree. It's only media and politicians who are intent on being PC but even they dont really buy it.

Havent worked out in a week lads. Really need some encouragement.

>>36571134
They're either idiots or geniuses. They've taken something that is black and white and created a huge fucking multicolored rainbow out of it.

Couldn't give a shit what people do behind closed doors but i hate the fact they've used the rainbow as a symbol of their movement. Rainbows are cool as hell and now i can't look at one without thinking of one guy getting buggered by another.

>>36571377
>i can't look at one without thinking of one guy getting buggered by another.
Happy-Merchant.JPG

>>36571134
Just know that you aren't alone in your perspective.

I was stabbed by Satan on the day that I was born
I was promised loving, but instead I was torn
la la la
la la la
My heart bled fear
la la la
la la la
My eyes shed tears

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I want him to come online

>>36571134
I support them, if dressing up like a woman makes them feel like they fit in more then good on them. I pretend to be a normie to fit in more and there's no angry retards trying to tell me that I it's immoral.

>>36571108

A couple of drunk MILFs kept looking at us in the pub actually

>>36571621
Probably thought you were faggots.

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>have to make room on my table for my 2nd monitor I just bought

>>36571376
Wow thanks lads guess I'll just shove some crisps into my gob instead.

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Post songs of the moment lads.

>>36571708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyLJsPJVBEs

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>>36571730
>sees bimbo harambe in thumbnail
>saves ears the pain of listening to it
wew lad, close call

>>36570053
Heh you maybe you should get together with her and eat a bunch of caramels. When you think about it its just as arbitrary.

>>36571483

Who is 'him'

not one of the waifuposters?

>>36570053
Have a hot chocolate.

>>36569033
i'm glad neither of you got stabbed or raped :)

>>36571785
It's lenlad. It's always fucking lenlad.

>>36569033
Did you kiss him at the end of your date?

Who would win in a battle between Peter Hitchens and Harold Shipman

>>36569809
I'm honestly surprised a couple of mussies haven't shot up a gay pride parade yet. It's a perfect thing for them to do

>>36571681
You take those crisps. You fucking rep them twenty times before eating them, you fat piece of shit.

>mum said she'll call me by yesterday afternoon
>she still hasn't
Feels bad that my own mum doesn't even want to talk to me

Who /got the guff/ here?

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You lads are fucking shit I always give lots of (you)s and all I wanted was a bit back to help motivate me and now I'm gonna get drunk instead are you happy now?

>>36571834
would harold have his medical tools at his disposal or are we talking about fisticuffs over a spilt pint in wetherspoons?

>>36571808

thanks anon

>>36571820
no, I shook his hand like a proper British robot should

>>36571868
only just got on but have a (you) lad

>>36571865

I have, and I think most britfeel lads have, but I could be wrong.

>>36571784
I don't live near any sit-in toffee shops.

>>36571888
Sounds frightfully gay, lad

>>36571905
They should, if they don't they're missing out.

>>36571670
>get a new desk
>say I'm gonna keep it clean and not keep too much on it
>keep that up for a week
>now it's a tip with shit all over it

>>36571937

There are lads in britfeel right now that haven't got the guff

Katie Price whinges about her son being "bullied" by web trolls then says nigger on live telly twice... She really is a thick woman

normies piss me off. they have no mental problems, yet they waste all their time doing pointless shit. i literally cant do some things because of my mental health.

This weather is far too cold for April

February was warmer than this

>>36571670
post your entire room please, no tidying up

>>36572095
>thiccc woman

>>36568767
yeah apart from the black dicks part that's not my thing. bit of a stretch to imagine i'm fucking them
t. white lad

>>36571868
most people here are really fucked up or normies that are incapable of offering advice. you aint gonna get advice here lad.

>>36571587
the problem is more that you can be locked up for disagreeing with something that is at best debatable.

>>36571868

post your post lad

>>36571784
Well do ya like apples?

>>36572095
>then says nigger on live telly twice
kek when was this?

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Things are looking up or I'm gonna get cock teased

4 dead people of colour in London in under a week. Wonderful enrichment and diversity

>>36572095
holy shit she is fucking beat now, looks like that mexican uggo Arnie had Arnaldo Schwarzenegro with

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>>36572381
>4 dead people of colour in London in under a week

>>36571865
I used to have it but I just can't maintain it anymore desu lad

>>36572352
mad. i was in exactly the situation. she sounds exactly like the girl i lost my virginity to. she was all like "do you want to meet up, i will book a hotel for".

this girl probably wants to fuck you lad. try flirting with her. the girl im talking about started sending me nudes etc after a week of texting her and we fucked straight away when we met.

dont know why the girl im talking about was so into me. she was either desperate or she thought i was something different.

how did you meet this girl?

>>36572352
>inb4 an elaborate scam so she doesn't have to pay for a room somewhere

so predictable

>>36572457
This is what I'm thinking
>>36572444
Friend of a friend. Have met before but she lives up north. She's a million miles out of my league but we do genuinely seem to get on. She also has a 6'4 chad bf though.

>>36572352
>>36572444
>tfw I knew an absolutely stacked black welsh bird who I met through a friend who knew her before she moved back to the valleys
>she wanted to share a hotel room with me in Manchester to go see Green Day and sent some teasing pics of her in lingerie when she was drunk

ended up backing out because I had such low self-esteem issues that I didn't want to deal with the embarrassment of meeting her for the first time and having her be so disgusted at the sight of me that I'd have to instantly go home. Regret it now that obviously we stopped contact at some point over the years anyway and it ultimately wouldn't have mattered even if she did react in the way I was unreasonably fearing

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>Brother asks if I've got the guff
>I haven't
>Assume as a brother, he'll console me
>Tell him that I haven't got the guff
>He bursts out laughing
>Tells dad, sister and a load of other people

>>36572562
>black welsh bird

Lad...

>>36572662
Fuck sorry to hear that man. Your family sound like cunts desu. You should try and get out of that situation as soon as possible, sounds really toxic.

>>36572491
I think you should meet up with her but make sure you split the cost of the hotel room. Hopefully she is tired of her bf

>>36572662
>got the guff
What does this mean?

>>36572733
Fuck off Chad
Ouhn

>>36572662
How the fuck haven't you got the guff

State of you lad

how much len would a len lad lad if a len lad could lad len?

>>36572733

>Doesn't know what 'got the guff' means

Yanks outs!

>>36572694
she was literally the hottest girl I've ever known who showed any interest in me desu

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>>36572769

I just never really put much thought into it, put it off time and time again, and now I've put it off so long, it's gotten to this stage

>>36572733
>doesent know what the guff is

Stop baiting

>>36572791
you cant be welsh and black you fucking retard

>>36572562
Shame you never went for it. You deffo would of got a shag.

>>36572791
>resorting to bestiality
Disgusting desu

>>36572796
Haha I was born with the guff. State of some people

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Dubs decided whether I start drinking straight rum to mask the feels and depression tonight

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>reply to a woman off craigslist and think nothing of it, it's probably a bot anyway
>get an email from her saying text me
>okay
>back and forth, she's 35 but about 2 hours away from me
>sends me back this
fuckk why does this happen, though she is probably way to good for me

>>36572732
Yeah might as well give it a go. She's fucking train wreck though so knowing my luck she'll fall into psycho-love with me.

>>36572796
Maybe next life lad

>>36572876
Ask for a timestamp to confirm

>>36572904
no point really, whether it is or isn't real i can't be asked to travel to her

>>36572878
Psycho love is always good pussy. When a girl is mad for you there isn't much they won't do for you

>>36572876

img_2016

come on lad, we're not thick

>>36572939

Where does she live? I might be up for it

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>>36572824
think again boyo

>>36572876
Worse than a bot, it's some slag and her pimp trying to rob you.

>>36572972
Dinas, Powys

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>tfw I haven't felt alive since I left uni

I was a cyborg at uni and now I'm becoming a wageslave robot

This is shit I want to die

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I have had a pretty nice day today desu. Finally heard back from my final UCAS choice so I can finalise all of that stuff and I got around to playing some games I bought almost a year ago. Comfy times all around desu~

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>Yingguo: UK
>"Hero-Kingdom"

The Chinese sure got us pegged lads.

>>36573074
My mood depends on what I'm listening to.

>>36573116

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fm25YRaZP0

This is what I'm listening to atm. It reminds me of my times at university.

>>36573114
We did consistently kick the shit out of them so it seems like a fair name

>>36573134
I'm in uni right now. I hate it. Most people are too immature.

>>36571621

Wow, shows how aware I was of the surroundings. Had no idea bingwomen were looking

I want to get some large decals for my car.
Do I go with something serious, like Gundam or Warcraft, or do I go with something ironic like Lucky Star or Hello Kitty?

>>36573156

Immature how so; what do they say, how do they act?

>>36573134
no wonder you feel depressed listening to that

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Gooood evening, /britfeel/!

How are you all doing today?
What's keeping you busy?
Can you find an animal cuter than this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OjLNXL_Tdg&

Hope you're all doing well and have had a great day so far whatever it is you've been up to!
To the night owls, hope your night is filled with fun and you get all sorts of things done!

Also post your waifus/husbandos/cute pets!

>>36571868
Don't do that anon! What posts did you make? I'll give you all my (You)!

>>36573100
Congrats on getting accepted! certainly deserved a night of fun vidyas

I have started listening to mandarin asmr

>>36573180
They drink and take drugs most days of the week to show off. They constantly compete with each other to see who can drink the most. Don't care about the work. Constantly talk shit about people

>>36573205
Any good ones? I'm finding it hard to find one with an attractive girl.

Mandarin Whispers is a bit qt

But no one can hold a candle up to Latte

>>36573164

A pair of women in the booth, one wearing a red top.

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oh lads i can't wait i'm gonna get nice and stoned for its arrival

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JF8lHsxOnE

I'M THE UNIVEEEEEEEEERSE

>>36573195
>Don't do that anon!
Appreciate that lenlad but I'm already on my way. I'll start behaving myself tomorrow.

>>36573234

What year are you in? To my experience that kind of shit dies off, for most people, in second year.

However, some people keep that kinda attitude throughout all uni (if they don't drop out)

>>36573260
Is this some posho takeaway?

>>36573257

Ha wow. That gives me a good chuckle

>>36573244
mandarin whispers because her videos appear first when you search for mandarin asmr.

I normally listen to german asmr desu

>>36573273
I'm in second year. They got worse in this year. Glad I don't live on halls. I hate the uni culture. I thought they where alright in the first year but got worse

>>36573195
T-thanks lenlad~

I do hope you have a nice evening as well desu~

>>36573288
yeah deliveroo, they deliver restaurant meals like takeaways, i just really fancied a proper burger that wasn't made by amir round the corner

I'm awfully close to snapping and just taking a pair of scissors to this skin tag on my neck