>my only friend (female) keeps calling me gay and saying im a twink
>im 6"1 and skinnyfat and not effeminate at all
>she thinks its hilarious to keep saying it and that il never have a gf because im gay
females are fucking evil even when theyre your "friends"
Fuck her. I'm serious. Fuck her.
>>36568287
"AHHRGG ILL SHOW YOU TWINK!"
*grabs her and throws her on the bed*
"a-anon, w-wha.. what has gotten into you ;D <3"
*have sex*
trust me man i have seen this before.
>>36568332
I have to side with anon on this one
>>36568287
She is trying to help you come out faggot, not to late to transition
Rape a man in front of her
>>36568287
>put on ski mask
>get a baseball bat
>ambush her on her stroll
>beat the living shit out of her
>burn the evidence and go home
>act like nothing happened
>small smile will creep up on your face
Welcome to the dark side
>>36568287
dude just do the same to her, when she does it next call her a dyke and say she'll never have a bf because she's a dyke and call her manly
>>36568287
Just tell her let's Fuck and see if I'm gay
>>36568287
it's just banter you fucking pussy