/r9k/ success stories

>join interpals
>talk to some russian cykas
>eventually find a nice russian e-gf
d-did I make it?

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Smells like fish, I take a sniff

>>36551890
Literally go to /soc/
>be me join /r9k/ discord
>befriend these guys get some info on them pretending I'm sad and about to fucking kill myself
>some roasties feel sad for me and some guys too
>get their phone numbers and some addresses
>post all that info in an onion forum
>hopefully some sick fuck rapist goes to one of their houses and kill all those faggots

>>36552003
the only russian qts that ever talk to me on interpals just want a ticket out of their shithole and a beta bux provider.
so nah sry

>tells people to join r9k discord
>doesn't post discord link
ok

>>36551890
congrats. what countries are you two from?

>>36552086
She is from Norway, I'm from Denmark.

>>36551890
Wait a sec are you trying to trick me into getting talking to people on discord again

>>36551890
>>36552003
>>36552024
Online relationships do not count. You guys are still robots and will be for the rest of your lives

>>36552311
she's going to move in with me tho

>>36552374
No she isn't

Orgal

>>36552374
>shes going to steal all my shit one day while I'm out
Ftfy

>>36552374
Lmao, you daft piece of shit.

>>36552374
O sweet summer child...

>>36552374
You still met her online though. It doesn't count

>>36551890
Is that you in the pic?
Like, the name chalkroll.

>>36551890
Discord is proprietary garbage software, I'm not gonna use that shit.

>>36551890
Link R9K discord.

I'm willing to fucking try it

>>36552374
Will you be honest with your kids if they ask how you met? Not to be critical of you. I would try online dating myself one of these days.

>>36551890
>"send me more"
>sends pretty much the same picture
Why don't white girls ever show their ass?

>>36553343
>ass
Fuck off nigger

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>>36551890
> not posting a link to the discord
> tells people to join