This guy comes over and slaps your girlfriends ass. How

Ask him how it felt to lose the leading role of Little Man to a nigger.

>>36541247
he'd at least have to jump to do that.

>>36541247
>tfw shorts are like baggy pants on you

>>36541247
>Be a full foot taller than him.
>Watch my gf kick his ass.
>Laugh.

>>36541401
Ooooh no wait put him in a half Nelson whIle my gf kicks him in the balls repeatedly.

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>>36541401
>>36541414
you do realize that lanklets regularly get destroyed by "manlets" right? Tallness can never makeup for your weak frame.

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>looks down at him with condescending pity

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>>36541247
I admit defeat and tell M'lady it's fine she can go with him, clearly he is superior to me in every way... I just want her to be happy

>>36541247
Laugh at him for working out at Planet Fatness.

>>36541482
You are gay Planet fitness is full of sexy bitches in yoga pants

>>36541247
>How do you react?

Ask the staff to set off the Lunk Alarm

Stare him in the eye

>>36541516
I go to the gym to work out, not to look at bitches.

>girlfriend
where do you think you are

>>36541551
>implying you have the guts to maintain a sustained stare at a girl

anon, it's not like you have a choice in this matter anyway

>>36541475
Lol @ weak frame. Not even remotely lanky.

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Never stare a man short in the eye.

Hmm that tasted purple.

>>36541551
It's proven men can lift more weight if an attractive girl is nearby... I'm in it for the gains

>>36541247
i put him back in the stroller

I kick his ass. Ain't nobody ruining my chance of getting laid.

>>36541247
put my girlfriend on the top shelf

>>36541247
This is one of the reasons I don't want a girlfriend and would rather be alone. I am not physically strong enough to protect them when it comes down to it.