25+

Well to have a 2nd baby at younger than 25 is pretty awful desu. Feels like that's what your life is from then on.
Don't stress about that. What are you doing with your life?

>>36541058
>What are you doing with your life?
I'm on r9k at 6am.

I know how you feel bot
>Veteran from the military
>Crew cheif on an ambulance
>Paramedic
>Mom tells me if I can save a man who's left lung was hanging out his chest, I can father a grandchild
>Thanks mom, you're really supportive
>Father thinks I'm gay
I wish I died in Afghanistan, Like a man.

>>36541034
My brother has already had a kid so the pressure is off for me.

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>mfw family members ask me when I'm going to have kids and I make up some bullshit about wanting to avoid the stress and expense to justify my "choice"

>>36541085
Why don't you just buy an asian wife, you seem to have your shit together. It will not be hard to sustain a family.
But wait till you're in your 30's, you don't have to bother with this shit now.

>>36541085
It's bad enough when NEETs have to deal with this shit, you've actually done something most wouldnt have the balls to do. How long were you over there?

>>36541071
Don't worry, i come on here when I get up (~9am), and I'm bored by the slow threads and shitty topics, so I try make new threads myself, only to realise I have not many ideas.
I mean people here are all ree normie, but it seems that most have enough of a life to post mainly in the evening.

>>36541085
When did you start working in an ambulance? I'm 25 in October and I was thinking about becoming one. It's a uni degree in my country though so it'd take 3 years with no job guarantee at the end of it.

>>36541085
>>Mom tells me if I can save a man who's left lung was hanging out his chest, I can father a grandchild

They're right.
Just your career is enough to make girls wet.

>Soldier
>Paramedic

Loads of bitches would go for you, you just gotta put yourself out there.

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>30 yo
>third world citizen
>started an accountancy program
>already wants quit it
>dreams about live in Canada
>already raising money for it

I think is easier live as robot in Canada because the infrastructure is better and I can live a decent life (for robots standards) just having a simple job doing simple things.

>>36541264

What country do you live in anon?

I don't think migrating to Canada would be difficult if you know English.

>>36541335

I'm from Brazil and I'm suffering living here since I'm shy, autistic, don't how deal with people properly and don't know do anything besides play more than 10 musical instruments, write musics and other things related to music. I'm trying do this accountancy degree but looks like I will drop it, raise money enough to travel to Canada as tourist and try start live as musician there. I wonder how I will do this...

The only thing I'm good at will lead me to starvation here in Brazil and if I continue this stupid accountancy degree I will kill myself.

>>36541527

Music pop up inside my head and I can write songs almost 24/7 sometimes because this is the only thing I'm good at. I'm able to hear my own voice inside my head singing while playing a guitar or piano, I can help people write their own songs.

I don't know what to do anymore... I will turn 30yo this year and I want do something good with my life, at least be a miserable doing what he loves.

>>36541628

I think is better have courage enough to do something with my life starting now, when I reach my 30's and without wife, children and all those thing that make a man create roots to a place. Maybe is better just raise money enough to leave Brazil and try my luck in Canada for few months before kill myself or just turn into a wander.

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It feels so good to not have children. I'm in my mid 20s and can spend my money however I want with no women leeching me nor children leeching me.

Don't let society brainwash you into having children and getting married. Real life is not an anime or a movie. It's stressful and expensive.

>>36541085
Holy shit bro iktf.

>Recently got out, just started school in a new city.
>tons of girls on campus
>can't find an excuse to try to talk with any of them without looking like a pleb
>I'm pretty sure my family thinks I'm gay

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>>36541034
25 KV and I love my life right now. I have a cosy job I could just save up to buy anything.Anything I want can just pirate life is good.

>27

>broke up w qt asian gf because she wanted a family and I didn't want to father Elliot Rodgers

>not sure if I can find a non fat non slut white woman to start family with

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>>36541873
You white people have it bad huh?

>27yo couch potato neet since 2010
>once i get a car, going to go back to FL because am 9th gen floridain but am in KY atm
>turn 28 on the 2nd month on the 8th day at 8pm in 2018

>tfw have cramps today because ate dairy
>already shat me pants but waiting for the rest to kick in

>>36541683
Hey dude, i'm from Brazil too, where are you from anon (city) ?

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>>36541873
>>broke up w qt asian gf because she wanted a family and I didn't want to father Elliot Rodgers

u better be memeing m8

All I know is that if you set yourself unrealistic goals you'll end up disappointed, no matter how capable you are.

>>36541034
>Tfw my parents gave up at getting grandchild from me
>They put all hope into my younger brother
I hope he doesn't fuck up.

my surface book arrived currently setting it up
pretty fucking nice desu
now I cant continue with annoying r9k with me waiting for it

33 here
Dick is burning from nerve damage
Beetus bro you in here today?

Cant complain to much right now I guess I'll most likely lurk here all day as I am bed ridden for a few

>>36541143
Just tell them you are gay? I doubt I'm far off.

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>31
>only fap once a week
>can barely keep a boner anymore

>>36541085
My sides are you gay though?

>>36541184
I post all day sometimes I think its only me and actual bots auto posting it wouldnt suprise me

>>36541191
If you want to help people go for it dif robro here, shit pay though high stress shit hours way better options

>>36541194
That anon is gay though so he could get guys but the problem is girls, he could just get a trap

>>36541527
Would be terrible living in Brazil but I'm well off and from states, you guys do make wicked beheading and toeture videos though..

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>You're 27, i thought you were no older than 20
>you don't have a job?
>what were you doing this whole time? chilling with friends?

>>36541995
Any pics of the poo panties?

>>36543122
Why is penis burning STD maybe or penis cancer

>>36543168
>19
>fap 2-3 times per day and still always horny

I'm gonna crash eventually aren't I

>>36543223
hhelp hzdbdbgs

>>36543285
Just nerve damage from a surgery no STD feels like a burning coal i side ya pisser

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>>36543244
>>what were you doing this whole time? chilling with friends?
y-yeah haha what else...

>>36543269
old pictures but i can send you a link if you have discord or something.


what do y'all do besides the chans?

>>36543338
Not gonna lie play vanilla wow and shit

>>36543287
I miss that. I'm probably a bit young to have lost all my sex drive, but, I guess I didn't need it anyways. For me, I'd say around 28-29 it started really going down hill. I think the drug abuse didn't help.

>>36543287
Get it while you can soon it will be limp and useless like a boiclit

>>36541034
I turn 25 this sunday.

I'm in school but I want to move out of my parents' house. I know they could afford it, and I have cash for a while, it's not a cash thing, but how do I convince them it's for the best? Mom's really clingy, dad's probably looking for an excuse to get me out. I'm worried about being stuck here forever. I know I can get work and support myself if I get to a bigger city. Where I live most of my dirtbag age group is too broke and on drugs to hire me.

Is there an angle I'm missing?

>>36543378
What drugs? I'm MH meds dont abuse them but they made my penis turn into a limp worm.

>>36543403
Unless your moms giving up pussy to you why stay?

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>Be 26
>Wife is 31
>We've just adopted a kid
>My parents still keep asking me when we're going to have a real kid

At least her mom is happy with our child.

>>36543436
>Raising someone's kid

You're a cuck my nigga

>>36543467
my nigger Ruggarell telling it like it is

>>36543436
You paid to get cucked lol

>>36541264

canadian here

it is indeed great

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>>36543410
I quit everything two years ago, but was on: 60mg Adderall, 40mg Valium, 60mg Cymbalta, 30mg Remeron.

Took me over a year to taper off everything.

I think my dick went limp after that.

>>36543168
My libido increased in my 30s for some reason

Went from 2/3 times a week to 7

Not even 25+ but my mom always gives me Looks when it comes up that I don't want kids and it's like lady you got four step grandkids and one cookin just deal

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29, more than month before turning thirty.

More and more I wonder if I really want to get gf. First of all, who am I going to find at this age? Every female my age should be years into stable relationship, if she isn't then there is 99% chance she is really ugly or have intolerable character. What's worse I am more and more detached from society. I can even barely relate to people on 4chan. I prefer different anime, games or hobbies. And those are all single males, so similar to me yet even with those people I have difficulty finding common ground. The conclusion is that probability of finding woman which would be even REMOTELY CLOSE to my ideal is so little that I would have to use scientific notation. Finding a woman which I would just tolerate being with would be a huge success. And the attractiveness? Most of women look for me like dudes taking estrogen. I would not even be able to get my penis half erect let alone fuck them. The best I can count on right now is a lukewarm, awkward relationship with forced disgusting sex. It would take few weeks or days before she would leave and I would be left alone thinking how I wasted my virginity for such a worthless experience.

>>36543467
>>36543490
>>36543484
You guys keep using that word but I don't think you know what it means.

>>36543436
Is she infertile?

>>36543579
Did you change anything?

>>36541034
>I wish i had a grand baby
tell her she can cross that from her list since you've got into transition
gift her your semen goblin instead

>>36543564
Fuck ya it prob killed your penis

>>36543686
Couldn't have been good, that's for sure. I feel like most my brain function is back, but, physically still a bit fucked.

if your mom wants to be a grandma then why is not she helping you by hooking you up with a female?

if she is too bsy or does not know what type you like,
tell her that you are too busy finding a gf and do not know what type of grandkid she wants.

>>36543596
What about a BF? all in all though you are right the only womeeft are damaged goods with 2 or 3 kids or single women that cant have kids and crazy as fuck, after 26 there is no hope there is a reason they are all single

>>36543605
Not exactly, it'd be more accurate to say she's just very hard to fertilize than completely infertile. Though one of the big reasons is that I've got a genetic disorder and neither of us wanted to pass that on.

>>36543587
Still time for you to transition anon

>>36543760
>neither of us wanted to pass that on

That's fucked up m8. It's one thing if you didn't want to, but she's your fucking wife.

I think all you 25 plus guys here who don't have a GF are possibly gay or bi at least? You should try Grindr and see if you like it nothing to lose?

>>36543810
>tried all the other dating sites but no females or even trans want to take care of someone who suffers from depression/stress/anxiety/autism/ibs/add/cerebral palsy/depersonalizion/advoident personality because they want someone who the media shows them what types to go after rather it be tv actors or surfer models from cali. i have even seen some go after males with down syndrome/disfigured in someway but once an alpha males meets them, they just wanna be 'friends' with the other and fade out of their lives.
>all the 'real' females/trans seem to be scammers after your infomation which makes my time feel used and rushed. i even tried craigslist/okcupid/plenty of fish/meetme/skout/match.com/tindr/etc and still get the felt of rejection because am not up to their standards [in their eyes]. i know i am gunna get that feeling again but i keep trying to see if there is SOMEONE out there for me. i know there is but going arund asking females/trans if you wanna sit on my face will only scare away them by making me look like a creep.
>i will admit that i was once a class clown and did have a social life but then depression hit me and slowly became what i am now; a couch potato horndog who watches porn/listens to music to keep the depressive thoughts away. it is easy for females to get over depression but it feels like i have been this way for 10years and each year will get worse if i do not do something. i see my old friends get their lives together and am wondering what happened to me. whenever i see a couple in public, i do not know how to react. i have dreams and fantasize a lot about having someone of my own.

>>36541034
Tip you are GAY go suck a dick

>>36543796
Why is it fucked up? I swore off having kids six years ago when I found out I had it.

>>36541034
>be me 27 yo kv in college
>talk to 19 girl shes friendly to me
>talking some day i say im 27
>she starts to avoid me (other people is avoiding me already)

im panicking bruvs i just want a friend

also can we talk about this. when you look/act or people just believe ur younger but ur way older.
how should a 27 yo normie behave?
is it needed to change? is it even possible?
any stories?

>>36543796
For all you know its a life destroying illness that will ruin both his and any potential offsprings life. Suck it up you touchy feely faggot, he's the one dealing with it, not you.

>>36543841
Holy shit thats to much to read

>>36543841
Dude go to a doctor and get some help or try at least

>>36541149
Two tours, Took a round to the femmoral artery while working on my friend. I wrapped it and kept working
>>36541191
Four years ago, Got my NRAEMT- B in the army and my critical care there too. When I got out I went to college for the Paranedic program, It was two years.

>>36543878
That's fine if that's what YOU decided, it's fucked up that your wife felt the need to say you should never reproduce.

>>36543898
Kinda fucked at this point man I hate to say it, 19 and 27 big age dif just to young come off like a creep plus they want to hang with people their age.. just go to uni do classes and go home

>>36541194
It's not easy. I have some form of hidden autism that blows the spaghetti out of my pockets everytime I find a girl mildly attractive, which is anytime I see nice tits and an ass. I'm just good at royally fucking up

>>36543436
enjoy your worthless ADHD/ODD/BPD kid that is some degenerate's fucktrophy

>>36543931
Why? It'd have been her kid too. Don't see why she wouldn't get to have a say. I do not understand why you are upset on my behalf.

>>36543741
>What about a BF?
Not a chance. I was never attracted to men. I don't even like traps. I admit that some traps can look better than woman but penis is a dealbreaker for me. Same for anal sex. Even if I had a gf I would not had anal sex with her. It's just totally disgusting.

>>36544004
Because I'm assuming your condition is in reality fucking nothing considering your parents are still expecting a "real" kid.

Your wife has zero respect for you and is even making you raise someone else's kid. Do you really not understand how cucked that is, or are you just in denial because you think you can't do better than an infertile roastie who's five years older than you?

>>36543985
>complaining about ADD, OCD, and BPD on a Persian rug weaving image board

>>36543926
i am the doctor.
doctor dick.

>>36544113
ODD not OCD, dipshit. it's what happens when mommy never took her folic acid and drank the entire pregnancy. but good thing there are white saviors like you to pick up their trash

>>36544094
Your assumption is wrong, they just trivialize my medical condition because I haven't gotten "bad" yet due to a overall healthy lifestyle. But I still have to get my infusions if I want to avoid a lung transplant by age 40. That and they're part of cult now that values on having as many kids as possible.

>>36544223
>"cult"

is it Catholicism lol? you're a great shill for (((them))). that's right, white people, don't breed and condemn christianity!

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>>36544223
>>36544251
>model year 2018
>being a christcuck

LMAO!!

sucks about your lung tho m8, fuck

>>36541085
Also a vet here. Using the gi Bill atm. I really wish I had died while in the military so at least my parents could be proud of me.

But instead I'm a 26 year old loser who gets drunk at lunch and sad posts on r9k

>>36544251
No, they consider the natural family planning allowed by the Catholics to be sinful. They're part of a quiverfull group. Anyway enjoy your anti-Semitic meme cancer.

>>36544383
There is literally nothing wrong with being aware of the (((problem))).

>>36544383
Enjoy your cuck baby. It'll only be a few years until the disorders start appearing. Hope you get the extra fun ones!

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Tell your mother that she would have grandchildren if females didn't deteriorate into sluts thanks to feminism and courts didn't skin man alive during the divorce.

>>36544411
Why are you using the parentheses when even the most normie of normies understand what you mean? Is it because you want to LARP?

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>>36544475
Just makes me laugh m8. Truly one of my favorite maymays.

>>36544435
Oh no, the kid will have to take adderall so school is easier as opposed to taking my meds to make sure their lungs don't start failing. Truly this is the worst.

>>36544536
Does your teacher know you are using the library computer to post on a Vietnamese shadow puppet forum instead of researching the jovian moons?

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>>36544616
Are you a jew or a liberal or something?

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>never been skinny
>turning 30

>>36541191
Its not easy becoming an ambulance bro.

>>36543982
Tell your mother to fuck off. That's a serious bitch move. Tell her that BECAUSE you don't have children, you can save the lives of hundreds of other people over your career. She sounds like an entitled boomer roastie.

>>36545218
Your parents fat?

I think parents that let their kids get fat should be fined. I mean above 16 or so you need to take responsibility, but when I see some 12 year old fat as fuck that's the parents fault.

I turned away all of my friends. I had a few real life ones, four to be exact, and a bunch of online ones in two different communities. I don't keep contact with anyone anymore. I mean what kind of a companion would I be?

They change jobs, move abroad, finish their degrees, talk about renovating their houses, weddings, fun trips they had, and what can I talk to them about? I swear if I had to open my mouth, I'd either have to make shit up or just whine about my pathetic existence. Nobody wants to hear about your failures, I know I wouldn't want to. If at least they weren't my fault, but they are because I'm a piece of shit that shifts in and out of dead end, minimum wage jobs, often just a NEET. I have nothing to talk about. I can't drink well, I get drunk very fast, so even that's out. I'm just no company.

"Oh but talk to your friends about your problems, they'll understand". Look, it's all my fault and everyone knows that. There was one guy in one of the online communities who had similar issues (as in: his faults), he was laughed out of it because he was open about how bad his life is.

I'm over 30. KHV. No friends. Old, sick parents. You're the only people I can whine to every now and then, 25+ /r9k/, I'm glad you're here. I have a night shift in the liquor store soon, and I'm already in the shitty mood. Just annoying loud drunk shitstains for 8 hours. Probably still more successful in life than me too.

>>36544435
>>36544567
Not gonna lie, I was adopted at birth and I've got some shit genetics. I have bipolar II, which most people initially thought was depression (hell no, antidepressants are a no go). I've got ADD as well, and because it isn't ADHD I didn't get diagnosed until this year. I'm an 18 year old male, but I'm developing carpal tunnel in both wrists (usually only old women get it). My epigenetics probably aren't the best either, considering I got really fat as a kid. I lost 70 pounds with dieting last year, but I'm stuck at 185 pounds at 6'1" despite having a 1400 calorie diet. Most of the time the disorders will show up later. To be frank, it really ain't that bad. You just gotta know to look for this stuff ahead of time.

Also my adopted mother took me to a preschool for kids on the autism spectrum, and my psych (hers as well) has it on record that I'm an aspie, but she denies it entirely. I never noticed it either. Either be transparent or don't ever make it a big deal, or your kid will grow up to hate you.

>>36541085
You've done more in your life than I evr have...
Just turned 27, and I'm still jobless living with my parents...I'm going to be so fucked if they die

>>36545931
Part of obesity is genetic, but the vast majority of it is lifestyle. I said it earlier, but I lost 70 pounds in a year or so just by counting calories. I grew up in the South, where that's "hippy bullshit". It also has a higher density of fat people than the rest of the nation at large. Coincidence?

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>>36543436
Ignore the faggots anon, I respect you for your choice and I'm sure your kid will as well, you did a really good thing

>>36543436
You did the right thing and adopted a girl right?

>>36543168

I never have boners if I dont masturbate to porn.

If I watch porn without masturbating I cant get a boner.

Anyone else having this?

Im not really worried because this seems normal to me, then again im all alone most of the time. Not many dicks to compare to.

>>36546660
Well you don't really get boners though unless you're thinking about something sexual.
I see qts all the time with great asses everyday, but I don't really get hard-ons unless I'm actively thinking about the sexual things I want to do with them. Same with anything else.

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>>36546469
>Part of obesity is genetic,

>>36546660
I'm the same way. I have to be rubbing in order to get a boner.

How old are you?

>>36543168
>32
>fap ~10 times a week
>every year my fap material gets weirder and weirder
>normal women don't do anything to me anymore
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to get an erection if I were to have sex now.

>>36546939
I used to know one guy who was legitimately fat from genetics. He was attending all PE classes, trained two different things (swimming and running), ate normally as far as I can tell (unless he was stuffing himself at home) and he was still the fatest kid in his class.

>>36547089
My last fetish was eating my own cum, now that doesn't even get me hard anymore. Not sure what I need to do next.

>>36547204
I can never get through with it, it just isn't hot anymore post-orgasm.
The one time I did actually get some in my mouth, the dopamine kick had already ended so I was just like wtf is the point and spit it out.

>>36547203
He was stuffing himself at home. My family was fat, I was fat. Sure there are difference among people, some people might be able to eat more than others, but it is pretty slight. The difference between being skinny and fat in terms of calories isn't that much either.

One of the worst things we do now is tell people to eat 6 meals a day, and that the majority of calories should be from carbs (i.e. the food pyramid).

>>36547261
Yeah, that's what happens. When it was new and I was really horny I could go through with more of it, by using a funnel and putting my legs over my head (so it went right in). It's not bad tasting, but, the desire does go away after.

Now I'm bored with that and looking for something new. Meanwhile my dick is limp.

>>36547261
>>36547308
you guys really did reach the deep end

>>36541264
>Dreams about living in Canada

Fucking die!!!!

>>36543436
>>36543760
Your scenario honestly doesn't sound very promising for a happy family life, but I wish you all the best luck, anon.

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>>36541034

I know TF.

I even have a recurring daughter character who shows up in my dreams.

>>36547308
You could always try butt stuff when you fap.
Having your butt contract during orgasm and hitting your prostate makes it feels waaay better.

>>36547405
Just go on Grindr and have a trained man fuck ya ass and squeeze the prostate

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>>36547349
I thought it couldn't go any deeper, and then it did.

>>36547405
Yeah, I've tried sticking stuff up my butt. I can't get into it. For one thing, it always seems like I have shit in there, and to go through a whole cleaning program just so I can stick a finger in my butt doesn't appeal to me.

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>grandma says she wants to see me married and happy before she dies
> she passed 4 years ago

>>36546939
>>but the vast majority of it is lifestyle.
Can you not fucking read?

>>36547541
Do you feel bad at all?

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>>36547541
Fuck

ghfghf

>>36547547
Leave genetics out of the obesity discussion. It is so fucking tiny in the scheme of the issue. People need to put the fucking fork down and be hungry every once in a while, and stop eating like shit.

>>36547468
Hmm, I always feel pretty clean desu, but I'm a vegetarian and drink plenty of water.
When I poop,they're always the ones that come out good when you only have to wipe like once.

>>36547541
Shit that hits too close.

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>younger brother is 12-years-younger than me
>he has a girlfriend
>i'm a KHV

>>36547631
Nice. My shits are pretty mushy. I eat low carb, medium protein, high fat, intermittent fasting (16:8 normally, today doing a 24 hour one though). I probably need more fiber, but not sure on good sources that aren't a pain to make.

>>36543898
You need to act your age. I know, "b urself" and all that, but really, don't be too desperate for their friendship or attention. I mean it. From their perspective you're much older than them, it will look very weird if not straight out creepy to them. People near 30 can interact normally 19-23 y.o. students, I've seen a case like that, but you have to accept that you'll never be truly one of them.

It helps if you have good grades, people will naturally ask you about things and so on. You can casually mention to talk about whatever they're asking over a lunch in student cafeteria or maybe over a beer after college. You have to be in a position of superiority or equality - and it's THEM who must evaluate you this way. If you approach them wanting, you'll be end up looking like a creep.

Don't talk about video games too much, god forbid any chinese cartoons. Music is a grey area. Cars, travel, good movies, sports - those would be fine topics to indulge in. Just don't be too much of a fanboy.

Normally you wouldn't have to go to such lengths, but you ARE older, and you HAVE to appear mature. Accept you will not be their age ever again and try to interact from a different position.

>>36547612
>tfw have a habit of going to kitchen and grabbing something to eat
>I sometimes do it without even realizing it and "wake up" with a piece of already bitten sausage or whatever in my hand
>I live with parents so there's always something to grab
>when I tried living alone back when I had a job, the casual snacks were replaced with beer and it was even worse because I was eating complete shit due to laziness
I'm a lost cause.

>>36547867
Doesn't the sausage need to be cooked?

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>>36543168
>20
>can't keep up a boner for more than 5 minutes even if I don't masturbate for more than a week
>can't remember the last time I've ejaculated with a proper erection

>>36543287
>>36543579
Kill yourselves.

>>36547914
Not at all. Maybe it's something different in your country, here you can just eat it the way it's sold in stores. You can of course cook, grill or fry it too if you want.

>>36547541
Fuck, that hits too close to home ..

>>36547961
What do you think is the problem, robot? Are you on meds?

>>36541071
Alaska bro, know those feels

>>36541194
What the fuck is he supposed to do? Walk up to some girl in the street and say "hey I'm a paramedic wanna fuck?" Having a uniform is not some magical cure for not being able to get women.

t. police officer kv

>>36543168
somewhat reassuring. do we need viagra? is this normal? i remember popping huge boners whenever looking at hotties at school when i was 16. i thought maybe i have ED? did i fuck too much? is it normal? i want to be super horney again.

>>36548270
No idea. Yeah I certainly don't get involuntary boners anymore. I think it's probably ED, which is pretty common.

I'd love to be horny again. Gave me something to look forward to.

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>when I realize that I'm now closer to 30 than 20 at this point
>Co-workers on my shift except one are all younger than me

I've never felt a feel like this before. Not a really bad feel but not a good feel either.

>>36547556
He tried his best.

>>36548381
No, it's definitely a bad feel.

t. same situation

>26yo wageslave
>live with mother and sister
>do nothing but bitch and nag me but then whine and guilt trip whenever i say i'm moving out
>complete misanthrope, pretend not to exist
>self medicate with illegal drugs that i buy from strangers on the internet
>on/off alcoholic
>hate everything and everyone

basically just waiting to die at this point

>>36548608
Sounds about right at least you can get drugs ima just drink tonight

>25
>incredibly sore back for a few days straight
i'm sure it's not permanent but anons were right when they said living in constant physical pain is a fate worse than death

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>26 today
>got a text from my dad and a bag of my favorite coffee beans from my mom.
>Sister didn't say anything, not sure why I'm suprised desu
>all the changes I promised myself I'd make over the last year failed

>>36543436
kek this post sure triggered a lot of faggots

>>36549827
cuck

/oreagnao

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>>36549816
Happy birthday anon! May the thiccness grant you a wish!

>>36549898
>can't even come up with an original insult on /r9k/
Good one, shit-for-brains.

>>36550003
originally cuck

>>36541034
The most painful part about my age is the lack of an actual job. I write articles online for a penny a word. It isn't even enough for me to live on and pour my soul into it. I had an interview for a programming job but fucked up. The only accomplishment I have in life is a book I wrote

>>36548945

I have a hernia in my back Since 2014. Lot of pain every day. Still lift heavy. I see the pain as a righteous punishment for having been so lazy and stupid in my youth. I deserve to suffer.