i need a fembot to be my mommy gf, pls respond im not meming

>>36532907
Wrong board new fag
>/soc/
But I don't get that picture she was always light weight in sm4sh

>>36533028


pic refers to her place as a heavy in mario kart

>>36532907
>Fembot
That's where you are wrong.

I'll be your girlfriend if you ruin someone's life for me.

How often does this actually work for you anon?

>>36533066

i want to believe, anon.


>>36533107

how so?

>>36533129

this is my last resort, actually. first time i've been this desperate.

>>36533170
I was hoping 4chan would have ways of dealing with/inflicting harm/humiliating people online. I have their normiebook and their linkedin account

>>36533268

email me a picture of you and more details, and maybe i'll see what i can do

[email protected]

>>36533028
You're the newfag to think this is soc without him posting a pic of himself. It's not, it's roleplay.

>>36533268
Just say they're liberal and post their info on /pol/ and the rest will follow

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g5ZfAk3rFy

bump pls dont die on me

>>36533649
post a pic of your face anon, so fembots can judge you and pick you if you look decent

>>36534438
>>36533649

Thats what I fucking thought. You probably are fat and greasy

>>36534438
>>36534547

im not posting my face on r9k, otherwise i'd be on soc

ofc im not a chad but im not JUST tier either, im like a 6/10

>>36534699
6/10 so you're tall, white and not fat

but this thread is pathetic. These kind are a persistent cancer and yours barely ranks as a thread!

You've said nothing about yourself or why a mommy gf might want you!

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82KB, 900x675px

>>36532907
Hello? Desperation Department? I'm here to report OP.

2/10 wouldn't mommy

>>36535670
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZMKjOJw8aO

>>36532907
soz I have a qt sub gf already, she'd get jealous if I had someone else to mommy