>Marital status: lonely >sex: didint have >job: son

>Marital status: never
>sex: never
>job: hate myself
>interests: binge eating and then becoming disgusted with myself

>>36526314
>e-sport

That's like calling Monopoly "paper sport"

>>36526314
>sex: yes please

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>>36526694
What you said is fucking retarded. Even though liking e-sports is a normie-tier activity at least it actually makes sense;

>e-sports
>e=electronic
>electronic sports=competitive vidya

Monopoly on the other had is a board game, of course it's not an e-sport. But a paper sport? What about the pieces and the little houses and shit?

By this logic would you classify other board games as "paper sports"? What about games with no paper at all like connect-4?

>>36527567
>Monopoly on the other had is a board game, of course it's not an e-sport.
You may be autistic.

He was explicitly making a metaphor

Very nice settis OP.

>>36527609
nah, what he was saying wasn't a metaphor, it was just retarded