>one shot at life >gay

>Falling for the "its biological" jew.

Wow, low tier bait

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>>36526266
I literally have no attraction whatsoever to women, and I've tried. I'm masculine, embrace being a man, avoid gay "culture" as much as possible, but still just have a visceral attraction towards men.

Also I happen to be Jewish and don't appreciate the anti-semitic remarks, especially on holocaust remembrance day.

>one shot at life
>micro penis
Literally no reason for living, what a pointless existence.
i want out of this simulation

>>36526234
Better than being a mentally ill tranny.

Gays and lesbians are fine, since they can't reproduce and spread their genes. :^)

>one shot at life
>straight
>have to deal with roastie shit forever
>attracted to those i hate

count yourself, lucky bitch boy

>>36526408
>tfw born with 7inch,
8/10 looks, all girls I know say I should become a model, above average height, quite intellligent.

>still fail

>>36526461
>Gays and lesbians are fine, since they can't reproduce and spread their genes. :^)

Uhh...yes we can. And I'm definitely having kids, whether with a female non-sexual partner or a surrogate, I gotta preserve these 10/10* jew genes

>tfw 5'11 kill me

>>36526343

So? Why is it hard being gay? I've never understood it. I mean even pedos reach some pretty great positions and have normal lives etc, but they're still sexual deviants deep inside.

Just don't tell people you're not good friends with, and when you do, don't be weird about it. I mean even straight people can have weird fetishes like BDSM, feet, cuckoldry(lol) but healthy people don't go around letting that single trait define their personality and outlook on life.

Anyone who has an issue with gays in this day and age is basically an idiot anyways. The people saying hurr durr it's not biological seriously need to go look at some fucking animal models in higher functioning mammals and really reconsider why they don't accept the scientific consensus on recessive homosexuality being a favorable trait in certain animal societies.

Just set clear boundaries with friends, unless you're 99% sure the other person is gay too, you should let them make the first move. Or do the whole Grindr thing, if you're just looking for sex.

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>one single chance at living
>born a facelet, hairlet, dicklet, and manlet
also
>could have become addicted to any of the numerous substances available to man
>became addicted to food, the easiest and most destructive of all addictive things
JUST

>>36526559
>So? Why is it hard being gay?
It's not. In fact it's pretty easy. I have no trouble finding nice guys to hook up with and build relationships with.

My problems with it is
>Few guys want a relationship, most are just hooking up
>Most gay guys are faggots, dramatic, and liberal/democrat which triggers my /pol/-ishness
and most of all
>I'll never be able to raise kids in a normal family. Having kids, however I end up doing so, IF I end up doing so, will be a challenge.

Also it conflicts with my religion and it triggers my slightly. Also people think you have pedophllic tendencies.

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>>36526234
Literally nothing wrong with being gay, just make sure you stay in liberal areas where you won't be PENCE'd and make sure you always keep your cock protected so you don't make your dick sick.

Also avoid faggots. I don't mean gay dudes, I mean the prima donna drama queen fags. The major advantage to being gay is that your life partner can also be your bro if you pick the right guy. Straight men don't have that option because all women are vapid and boring.

>>36526655
Ok so your problem is not being gay, it's falling for brain dead /pol/ memes and the big lad in the sky- arguably the dankest meme ever.
Sounds like you need a best friend more than a partner, good friends are better than romantic partners in many ways.

It's a lot more ethical to adopt a poor nignog or gook than it is to reproduce. Fact.

>>36526559
If one of your friends turns out to be a snake your fucked. I don't know in what country you live in. Here no one will talk to you, you will lose all your friends. School is especially bad. I wouldn't want to change clothes in the same room as a fag. I would kick him out of the room

>>36526923
Wow sounds pretty fucked up, you should take some of the SJWs from here. We have plenty and it would really balance things out.

>>36526899
>big lad in the sky- arguably the dankest meme ever.
EUPHORIC
>Sounds like you need a best friend more than a partner
I have some very close FWBs, that's not my problem
>It's a lot more ethical to adopt a poor nignog or gook than it is to reproduce. Fact.
Yea it's also more ethical for me to kill myself and reduce my carbon footprint but I ain't doing either.

>Here no one will talk to you, you will lose all your friends.
What kind of friends do you have? This is why you don't come out until college, that's what I did. Even still most people don't know because I'm not a flamboyant faggot and I don't tell everyone I meet.

>>36526559
>Pedos
If you get arrested your life is donzo you might as well kill yourself if that isn't done already for you in prison.

>>36526234
Just be glad you aren't one of the pedofags anon

>>36526985
>Yea it's also more ethical for me to kill myself and reduce my carbon footprint but I ain't doing either.
Not necessarily, you could end up being a lot better for the environment alive than dead.

>>36526343
>I happen to be Jewish

Can you guys stop murdering Palestinian kids; forcing immigrants on white countries and controlling the banks and causing unemployment for money; sincerely everyone else thanks

>>36527054
Yea the point of the comment was that I don't want adopt a nigglet/chinklet

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>>36526985
>killing self is ethical
Not really, think of all the money, time and energy invested into you. You sound somewhat reasonable, would be a waste. Also everyone around you is more or less conditioned to mourn you after you're gone.

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>>36526234
>one shot at life
>Afro

Fuck me.

>One chance at life
>Born with genetic condition that cannot be cured, and eventually makes you fully blind
>Also develop cataracts for no reason despite being in early 20's so you're now going blind due to two things

wtf i hate god now

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>>36527088
>Can you guys stop murdering Palestinian kids
Can Hamas stop using children as human shields and suicide bombers against israelis?
>forcing immigrants on white countries
Not just jews
>controlling the banks
When christians decided that they could not loan to each other w usury, they designated that job to the Jews. Goyim aren't smart enough to handle the money anyway.

>I happen to be a goyim
Can you guys stop genociding us over and over; kicking us out of your countries; controlling who's allowed to own land, sincerely all of the Jews.

>>36527176
Does your name begins with F.?

>>36526343
All we should remember about the holocaust are the good times

>>36527244

Nope

bloooooxx robot jew blox

>>36526983
I'll have to decline your offer sir.

>>36526899
this man/woman/failedabortion has everything figured out

>>36526408
>6'5
>built
>blond hair blue eyes
>3 inch penis
If you've got other stuff going on for you it's not a big deal. I've only had a few girls turn me down because of my penis

>>36527196
>he actually thinks that Jews have a right to steal Palestinian land

No

>>36527424

>he actually thinks "Palestine" is or ever was a country

No

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>>36527424
>Palestinian land
wut
>Sandniggers chimp out on Israelis
>Israel defends itself
>Gets some land out of the deal, such is war
>Gives back land, gives back more than it won just for peace
>No peace for sandniggers
>Try it again
>Keep losing
>Why are jews evil REEEEE

>>36527453
this

>>36526985
Response to your last part.
Lets play my favourite game, the fictional situation game:
>Be you, typing something about being gay or in a gay chat box.
>Sister walks in your room while your to the bathroom and sees your messages about being gay
>Tells it to her stacie friend.
>stacie passes it on to more and more people.
Domino effect
>Everyone in school knows your gay.
>People will start walking around you and ignoring you.
>Bullying starts.
You might as well move school and pray to god no one figures out the school your going to.
I'm not really homophobic, I'm being honest I wouldn't treat a fag the same way as a hetero.
Good night (or morning or afternoon or evening)

>>36527556
>Sister walks in your room while your to the bathroom and sees your messages about being gay
If you're dumb enough to do something like this then you deserve to be outed
>Tells it to her stacie friend.
wtf kind of sister is this?

I guess different countries have different cultures, in America when you come out, in most places, you're congratulated and shit. It's awful

>>36527604
>If you're dumb enough.
That's why it's my favorite game, anything can happen.

>You're congratulated.
Guess there can still be some difference in our western cultures (European).

>>36527487
>Arabs Refused
>Hey we're going to steal half your land for no reason and let jews flood it, is that okay?
GEE I FUCKING WONDER

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>>36527802
>Hey we, the British, are going to give part of this British owned barren desert wasteland to a small number of Jews fleeing genocide from Europe who will subsequently turn the desert shithole into a flourishing livable place where both Jews and Arabs can thrive, modernize, build industry, supplying jobs for all, is that okay?
NOT FOR THE SANDNIGGERS

Daily reminder that the movement to boycott Is-shit-rael is growing every day.
Daily reminder that in 10 years the country will be an international pariah
Daily reminder that the Jews will eventually have to pay Arabs reparations for their crimes

Feels good man

>>36526461
>Gays and lesbians are fine, since they can't reproduce and spread their genes. :^)
Gays consistently score higher on I.Q. tests, wouldn't spreading those genes more be better?

>>36527884
>that pic though

>>36526607
Find a new addiction anon, try heroin. You'll be to busy tripping out to eat food. Good luck!

>>36527884
>ethnically cleansing 750,000 civilians to create an ethno-state and then invading another country and establishing an apartheid system there for almost 50 years is morally okay because my country looks really small compared to a bunch of arbitrary other countries I've selected

Well so much for that alleged superior Jewish intellect

>>36528280
>ethnically cleansing 750,000 civilians
>invading another country
>establishing an apartheid system
see>>36527487
>>36527196

>>36527196
Shut the fuck up, the synagogue of Satan are the puppet masters behind almost everything bad that happens on this earth, don't defend those who disguise themselves as Jews just because they're representing you, have a conscience and do your research

I like how this thread went from homosexuality to the Israel-Palestine conflict lol

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>>36528388
>goyim chimping out again
you really are to us what niggers are to you
>it's all whiteys fault!
>it's all da jooz!

>>36528445
I gotta keep this thread alive somehow

>>36528481
You're not associated with the Jews I'm talking about, don't cling on to the cape, you're just a Jew, the real problem are the Zionist scum who eat foreskins and still do sacrifices, you're just a gay OP too scared to be gay in 2017, you're powerless

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>>36526234
here's a thought
stop sucking dicks

>>36528692
>here's a thought
>stop sucking dicks
Why don't you start

>>36528692
but dicks r nice d00d

>>36528657
>too scared to be gay in 2017, you're powerless
you even read my comments?
>the real problem are the Zionist scum who eat foreskins and still do sacrifices
>>>/x/
>>36528692
I'll stop, but I'll still be gay

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>>36528481
>you really are to us what niggers are to you
You stupid filthy fucking kike
without leeching off of white nations, nepotistcally pushing your kikery and always acting in your self interest while pushing egalitarianism on others you would be nothing.

Youre a parasite race thats not actually good at anything.
Any objectively measured contest of mental faculties makes kikes disappear like its the holocaust.
Mathematic olympiades are dominated by chinks and slavs, chess is dominated by slavs as well as europeans, kikes are nowhere to be found.

It's when being a slimy kike counts is when you start exploding in numbers.
What you stupid jewish parasites dont realise, is just like with your money swindles on stocks where short term decision making is rewarded, whites are a cocoon that nurtures you and enables you to do your kikery. Once that disappears youre a desert tribe.
I'd like to see you rub your hands over fucking over goyim when stock market doesnt exist and niggers will bash your head in for shiny beads you all seem to have fetish for

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>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>chess is dominated by slavs as well as europeans, kikes are nowhere to be found.
pic related

>>36529284

jews only like money and power

>>36528692

i've only ever sucked one but i'm still gay.

>>36526234
>horny
>str8 male

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>>36529284
>lists one northern european jew against countless examples
Whats more, the intelligent jews are Ashkenazi jews which are essentialy strain of white people with same mitochondrial DNA

Being gay is easy mode.
The other day I told a random dude at a party let's fuck. No hitting on him, no acting cool, no nothing. Straight up told him let's fuck. I told him I'd fuck his ass, I wouldn't suck his dick or let him penetrate me. He said yes with puppy dog eyes. He wasn't even an obvious faggot, just a random average looking dude.

I'm straight and it was fucking disgusting. I regret it. However, I proved a point I think. If I did the same to a girl she'd call me a creep and spill a drink on my pants or some shit.

>>36529313
whites only like self-loathing and being cucked
wow rly makes u think

>>36529349
>against countless examples
pretty sure he offered no examples

>>36529350
obviously didn't read beyond the first comment

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>>36529409
Im >>36529349 as well as >>36529193
Good verbal IQ kike
Look up prominent chess players

>Jewish players and game theoreticians have long been involved in the game of chess and have significantly contributed to the development of chess, which has been described as the "Jewish National game".

>Although making up less than 0.2% of the world's population, of the first 13 undisputed world champions, over 50% were Jewish, including the first two. The Modern school of chess espoused by Wilhelm Steinitz and Siegbert Tarrasch; the Hypermodernism influenced by Aron Nimzowitsch and Richard Reti; and the Soviet Chess School promoted by Mikhail Botvinnik were all strongly influenced by Jewish players. Other influential Jewish chess theoreticians, writers and players include Zukertort, Tartakower, Lasker, Rubinstein, Breyer, Spielmann, Reshevsky, Fine, Bronstein, Najdorf, Tal, Fischer, and Polgar.


Could've picked something like hockey, Chess is a jewish game.

>>36529614
>>36529467
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_chess_players

>>36529643
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Russian_chess_players

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIDE_World_Rankings

>>36529614
>tfw Russian Jew but suck at chess
>tfw grandfather was a master at it
I wish I had listened to him when he still could have taught me.

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>>36526234
>one shot at life
>born gay

>>36526234
I'm a straight guy with a bi male friend who I believe has a small crush on me. I've also haven't met anyone whom I have more in common with,

Makes me I wish I was gay, then maybe I wouldn't be so horribly alone.

Or is it actually quite easy to feel alone when you're a gay man even though gay men are huge sluts?

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>Don't have to solve the impossible puzzle that is women

Wait, why do you not like being gay?

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>one roll at life
>get hiv at 12-13 yo (20yo atm)
>KHV no needles no sex did nothing to cause transmission

>>36530425
Women are so stupid and easy to manipulate. They're easy.

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>one shot at life
>"straight"