Anyone else hating sunglasses?
Humans did not evolve with the need for sunglasses, and survived just fine for millions of years.
>>36520574
I agree with you. If you wear sunglasses you are worse than Hitler. You are the lowest of the low.
We survived just fine without central heating and anime, doesn't mean those aren't a vast improvement you nigga
>>36520574
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT I FUCKING HATE SUNGLASSES OH MY GOD DUDE
>>36521284
I can only think of two reasons to wear sunglasses.
1. You are operating an open air vehicle
2. You live in an area where you will get snowblinded if you do not have eye protection
If you wear sunglasses after you get out of your open air vehicle you are scum. If you wear sunglasses for any other reason than the two listed above, please jump off the highest building in your local city.
>>36520574
>>36521313
Same, famalam.
I hate having things on my face in general. Also if the sun is that bad just put your hand on your brow ridge ffs.
>>36521355
Or wear a hat WHICH IS WHAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DO
>>36520574
People also died a lot earlier for millions of years.
Sunglasses delay you going blind earlier, and thus extend your life. Plus it's just more convenient not being blinded by the sun wherever you go.
Also, I'm under the impression that you don't drive. At all.
>>36520574
Anyone else hating scuba gear?
Humans did not evolve with the need for oxygen tanks, and survived just fine for millions of years.
>>36521404
There's this nifty invention in your car called a sun visor. You should also try to not slouch like a mongoloid when you drive. You don't need sunglasses to drive a car. You need them to drive a motorcycle because it has no covered top and your eyes will dry out if they aren't covered.
>be glorious aryan masterrace
>wretched sun pains glorious superior eyes always
>put on suncrutches to handle it
nothing confusing about this at all
>>36521404
I found the douche hipster faggot
>>36521404
Why would you need sunglasses to drive?
>tfw short sighted
>tfw I will never enjoy sun glasses
I hate sunglasses they make you look like a douche
Anyone else here abselutely HATE penicillin?
Humans did not evolve with the need for antibiotics and survived just fine for millions of years
>>36520574
I have gorgeous blue eyes but like in the Arrakis of Phoenix. People do not belong here.
What are you, british?
Anyone else here hating bread?
Humans did not evolve with the need for densely packaged carbohydrates, and survived just fine for millions of years
>>36521670
Wrong. Sunglasses are signaling who's boss.
Here's me wearing sunglasses. I look pretty dope.
>>36521458
Blue eyes evolved for low light reigons with overcast skies and short days.
Riddick wears his goggles for a reason.
Sunglasses are gods gift to robots. Thanks to them I never have to make awkward eye contact with strangers when I'm outside. It's either that or staring at the ground.
What is your fucking problem?
>>36521458
>be nignog
>still get skincancer
>eyes still get hurt by sun even though I offered my daily sacrifice
>put on sheikh to handle it
>get searched because of terrorist dresswear
sheeeiiiiiit nigguh
Anyone else here hating cars?
Humans did not evolve with the need for easy personal transportation, and survived just fine for millions of years
>>36520574
Anyone else hating OP?
Humans did not evolve with the need for OP, and survived just fine for millions of years
>>36521793
Who else is going to suck gay guys' cocks?
>>36521350
Eye surgery or dilated pupils after seeing an optometrist are valid reasons,
but other than that, I agree, people wearing sunglasses should be impaled.
>>36520574
Are you literally so retarded you're conflating evolutionary impetus with modern quality of life?
>mfw OP is trying to derive an ought from an is
Anyone else here hating the internet?
Humans did not evolve with the need for sharing information at hyper speeds, and survived just fine for millions of years
>>36521753
Bread is actually quite unhealthy and highly addictive. You would be much better off if you didn't eat it.
Why are there so many sunglass douchenozzles on /r9k/?
Anyone else hating modern furniture?
Humans did not evolve with the need for basic comfort, and survived just fine for millions of years
>>36520574
humans haven't even been around for one million years, dude
>>36521284
Anime has made this generation autistic as fuck tho.
Anyone else here hating prosthetic limbs?
Humans did not evolve with the need for a second chance at life, and survived just fine for millions of years
>>36520574
>Humans did not evolve with the need for sunglasses
humans did not evolve with the need for internet virgin forums yet here you are
i unironically wear sunglasses so i can look at girls cleavages and asses without anyone knowing
I used to dislike having sunglasses on, but my eyes have been getting worse. I now suffer from dozens of floaters in my vision constantly and a sensitivity to bright light. The optometrist has no answers, I just have shit genetics. Sunglasses are necessary for me to even get around. Plus the floaters are annoying when I've had bright light in my eyes. I wish I had normal eyes
>>36522095
believe me, they know
Anyone else here hating governments?
Humans did not evolve with the need for basic protection and services, and survived just fine for millions of years
>>36521444
>There's this nifty invention in your car called a sun visor.
doesn't help against things like glare from windshields
>>36522159
>when you do it openly and then look at other dudes and make faces based on how nice the ass is
>>36520574
>millions of years
C'mon now.
>>36522193
That is actually true though.
>>36521350
How does what another person wear over their eyes affect you?
>>36522340
Alright then, mister Anarchy
i wear these aviators everywhere I go 24/7
they have my prescription lenses in them
>mfw going to taco bell at 3AM and getting interrogated by every single person I talk to for wearing sunglasses at night and driving
why can't normies just mind their own business?
>>36520574
I see you have not lived where the sun is low, sir. Otherwise you'd never say so.
>>36522614
You have the look of someone who hates getting laid but loves rippin dat buddha
>>36522614
Sunglasses inside look lame, prescription or no
They're pretty good when you don't want the person you're talking with to know you're not maintaining eye contact. Sometimes I get self conscious about how long I'm supposed to look at someone during a convo.
>>36520574
Well we live in a highly reflective world with vast open areas unlike the days of grass land and forests.
>>36522614
you remind me of this guy on the right
>>36521468
I read that as "I found the hipster in a ditch" then.
>>36520574
Keep on hating while Im rolling hard down the street, fag.
Look at your reflection and check yourself.
>>36520574
my eyes are extremely sensitive to light and the hell that is summer is just around the corner. i might start wearing sunglasses.
>>36520574
except humanoids have only been around for the last 300 thousand years.
>>36522975
>humanoids
Umm the homo erectus has already been around 2 million years ago
>>36521350
I've got ridiculously sensitive eyes. Sunglasses are a necessity for me. Also I look really good with them on, so like win win
>>36520574
Anyone else hating toilets?
Humans did not evolve with the need for toilets, and survived just fine for millions of year.
This is the most retarded argument I've heard in a good while, and boy, do I see a lot of shit, almost like the end of a sewage pipeline.
but yes, sunglasses are worthy of hate if the person using it is doing so like a complete idiot i.e when there is no bright source of light that deserves adequate protection.
Not only does it covers a part of the face which is one of the main conveyors of non-verbal language, but it's also a commonly accepted sign of disrespect, just like giving the finger or yawning without covering your mouth. except that it's easily solvable, and makes it only more enraging.
>>36522614
lmao typical nu-male