>Horrible at talking to women.
>Decide I need to practice.
>Contact local Mormons, missionaries agree to talk.
>Arrive at church, three smoking hot blonde hair blue eyed women.
>"Hi Anon, so you wanted to talk about our Lord and savior?"
>"Y-yeah."
>Talking about Joseph Smith, God and stuff, I can't stop looking at their legs.
>One of them starts crying tears of joy talking about being filled with the spirit.
>For some reason this is a turn on and I have a raging boner.
>They ask me what I think and I talk about how maybe the universe is a simulation and I can see how it could be good.
>The look of pure confusion on their faces.
>Went home, jerked it thinking of hot Mormon chicks.
So I think I'm going to become a Mormon /r9k/.
>>36519118
Read about frame control and maintaining frame.
I dontk now if that will get you laid but it sure helps
>>36519118
Your IP is being logged on lds.org we are going to locate you soon and disqualify you from becoming member of our great church.
>>36519249
Good luck, I'm behind seven bibles.
>>36519118
Fuggggg
Alright Anon you convinced me, I'm going to the local gathering for extreme Christian sects next summer because that sounds seriously hot
Good lord, just imagine filling up one of those religious women, they literally consider it a divine gift from God to be bred
If that's not lewd I don't know what is, I wonder if they have higher sex drive because of these beliefs?
>>36519389
Oh they definitely do. Mormons are especially great, they let you literally keep a harem.
>>36519492
I love Jesus now
>>36519299
fuck you man i have a broken rib
>>36519531
Good
>>36519615
Fuck off and die nigger
>>36519118
Mormons only recruit attractive people OP.
>>36519118
wtf I love Joseph Smith now
THIS IS LITERALLY A REPOST FROM /r/4chan
FUCK OFF REDDIT
>>36520736
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/679quo/polack_talks_to_mormons/
Confirmed
>>36520736
>>36520759
I bosted here first they steal from me