Hey guys. Perhaps we need to reclassify the general intended

>>36515648
Perhaps we need to reclassify my dick in your ass

>>36515675
Do it faggot. OP greatly desires it/

>>36515648
>if you're a fembot don't announce it for attention

The definitive list:

>if you're a female and don't have a severe physical deformity or serious mental issues, you're not a robot.
>if you've ever slept with a girl who wasn't a prostitute, you're not a robot.
>if you have genuine friends and socialize often, you're not a robot.

Stuff like "if a girl has ever talked to you you're not a robot" is retarded and only serves to divide this board even further.

>>36515648
What about if when I first started coming here that was the case but ive now ascended to normiedom

Do you know what doesn't improve board quality? 30 "you're not a robot if..." threads a day.

>if you do big, solid shits that you hardly have to wipe after, you are a not a robot. A true robot's shit is sticky, like warm tar, and takes a long tome to wipe after

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>tfw the only non robot qualities I have are I'm not I virgin and I have a job

I'll never be accepted anywhere

Cyborgs don't exist, I don't get why these normalfags are trying so hard to join the losers club.

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Normies are here for epic lulz
Stealin ur tendies & fembotz noob
>tfw has sex every weekend.