ITT: weirdest thing you've fapped to >a brick wall

>>36515611
How did you manage to get off to a brick wall, anon?

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>>36515611
I still have the pic. Idk why its hot

>>36515611
Explain this. You are just trolling.

Do memories count, or does it have to be at the time?
Fapped to the memory of having the shit beat out of me to the point of losing consciousness by these muggers when I tried to run

>>36515611
a documentary about jellyfish

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>>36515611
a bush that looked vaguely like a woman

>>36515634
I was bored and created a thread saying
"Dubs decides what i fap to"
And the first anon to get dubs said a brick wall
>preferably with grafitti
>for ten straight minutes
shit was weird, man.

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I love that finger shit

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>>36515611
Sadly pic related my nigger

>>36515680
So, uh, what was the graffiti? I mean, I don't think I could fap to some bricks unless there was something cute painted on them.

>>36515647
I wanna FUCK that lego

>>36515647
This is easily the worst shit I've seen in a long time. The man who had to have drawn that is either a modernized Robert Crumb in the making or deserves to be shot by a firing squad.

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You will never understand anon

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>>36515680
And you actually did that? Why on earth?

>>36515611
A joeys world tour video. He unironically males me horny idk why

>>36515665
that's fine
>fapped to the memory of having the shit beat out of me
wewlad

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>>36515611
I regularly masturbate to the posts of anons who reply to me even if they just say "this. orgeganoblox" and other mundane things.

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A man transformed into an inflatable Luna sex doll
please help me

>>36515720
regular graffiti. I tried to find a girl or something, but nothing sexy. I was flacid the whole time

>>36515765
A clever attempt to get (You)s. Will you masturbate to this post?

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36515765
How much will you pay me for '1' you?

>>36515611
1. Unironically my mom. I get off to the idea of her cheating on my dad with me on a regular basis. I have a semi now from typing this. It's about normal for me by now, because I've been doing it for 9 years now, since I was 16
2. Faceapp female me. I'm pretty ugly too, so it was actually weirder than 1

>>36515831
No that's insane.

Guro, I guess. I wasn't turned on and forced myself through it; I did it just so I could say I have.

>>36515744
ah, to be a little baby again

>>36515821
>being this new

Orangeman

>>36515837
I've beaten off to a convo I had with another anon, so I understand what's going on

36515851
Why and what is orangeman?

>>36515815
I know it's a bad habit. I don't think I'm the only one to do that though. Since this board is so sexually charged. At some point the cues and rewards from masturbation, seeing porn, getting (You)s all mix and you end up fapping to other anons even if none of what they say is sexual in nature.

>Will you masturbate to this post?
Maybe. I'm not really in the mood but it feels like you're bullying me and that kind of tickled my no-no parts the right way desu.

>>36515831
It's a bad habit.

>>36515862
I knew I wasn't the only one doing this!

I once fapped to an iPod touch

>>36515834
Thank God I'm not the only one who does 1. I started at 13 though, and I'm still going strong. I suppose abandonment issues manifest in strange ways.

Who else here /fapstomom/?

>>36515611
a pig plushy coming out of a girl's asshole.

>>36515821
I didn't even realize you replied to me you big baka. I'm not a whore for (You)s okay.

My own reflection whilst taking a bath, I could see my pee-pee and ass from new angles.

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>>36515611
Plane porn
It's quite the high desu

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>>36515647
> tfw no lego gf

>>36515611
A triangle

>>36515611
>want to test 4k YouTube on my new PC
>open this video: https://youtu.be/R3AKlscrjmQ
>begin imagining living in that place with multiple cute girls and gradually impregnating all of them
>end up cumming buckets to my fantasy

This what nofap does to a man.

SFM video of Lara Croft futa fucking a horse in the penis hole

>>36515611
A mirror, does that count?

crying liberals on november 9th

>>36517409
Do you remember the salt mines?

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close up slow-motion videos of a girl fapping with anal beads, with sound effects and CG added to make it seem like she's giant

Shrek is love, shrek is life. The video [/video].

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Not the weirdest one I've fapped to, but definitely a memorable one.

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>>36517522
>mfw PA turned red

>>36515669
is this fucking rock/r9k/?

ooga booga bush look like woman me fap.

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>>36516174
oh hey me too

>>36515876
go back to plebbit
Orangewoman

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>>36515611
>>a brick wall
are you a trump supporter?

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>guro of a girl eating food from another corpse's disemboweled belly

DAMAGED

>>36515611
I once fapped to a picture of my mom

>>36515611
Women humping balloons or inflatable pool toys.

strawberry shortcake shitting out a log of frosting

a hyper muscular drawing of the tutturu girl from steins gate

giant sperm from a giga sized futanari terrorizing a city

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>>36515611
Probably a picture of a pillow. An anime body pillow if that makes it better

>>36515765
I do this too!
If we give each other a bunch of (You)s will you fap with me?

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I still think not even floor tile anon can beat this