ITT: weird/autistic stuff you've seen people do, I'll start:
>one day in class
>guy sitting next to me opens TOR on his laptop
>types in weed
>mfw
>taking exam in big lecture hall
>silent room
>some guy lets out an extremely loud, porn star moan like he just nutted
>everyone ignores it
>in class, freshman year
>dude in fedora just takes out his yugioh cards and plays with them in class
next fucking level
>lanky skelly came to school in a trenchcoat every day
>hats not allowed to be worn due to dresscode
>carried around a fedora and umbrella every day
>normies didn't know, but he wore a chainmail tunic under the trench coat
We lived in the fucking desert. The absolute madman.
>>36513409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIWM3s4A-6E&feature=youtu.be
new OC I just found
I was so surprised when the camera turned around and it wasn't a black guy
The cleaner at work used to "make up " dubstep as he worked there would be a constant "weee dub dub dub bowowowo" in the background
>be me
>live in Serbia
>middle school
>gypsy guy comes into the classroom
>he grabs the ass of the fattest girl in class
>she turns around
>he runs around the whole classroom screaming in Indian
>>36513409
>Guy in my school wears hes "TOP NEP"-hat everywhere he goes
>Refuses to take it off even in PE class
>>36513517
Tell us more about him, anon. Did he go full SJW? Did he have any friends?
>In class
>sit at the back
>everyone is on their laptops "Working" with the assigned task
>the most autistic guy in the class opens netflix
>see him hovering over the profiles
>go straight into KIDS
>whip up LEGO:NINJAGO
>he sits there watching it
>people are starting to notice
>tfw no one was even surprised
Mind you, this is the same autist who played roblox non stop since 2008 and skipped the final exam to play some good ol' roblox and had to do one extra year of high school.
>>36513671
what a cool guy desu
>silent kid that had no friends
>too weird even for me
>one day class is silent doing exercises
>gets up loudly pushing his chair over
>starts making really loud noises from the back of his throat like a primal call or some shit
>everyone looking at him by then, he opens his arms and starts walking slowly
>then grunting starts to look like airplane noises and he just runs around the class a couple of times, everyone just ignores him
>teacher walks in the class, the kid sees him and start sprinting towards him
>seconds before impact the kid is at full speed and unironically screams NINE ELEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>crashes into teacher
>breaks an arm and two ribs
>came back to school a week later
>>36513686
I never saw him hanging out with anyone. He usually spent lunch reading paperback novels under a tree. I talked to him every few weeks about what he was reading, since he usually got through a book every few days.
Blacksmithing was one of my hobbies, and he was really into chainmail, which is how I found out about his tunic. He asked me to modify his pliers, and I ended up making him a new set and making a ring cutting jig for him over the years.
Haven't heard from him in 10 years, but I have to assume he's either on his way to wizardhood or is already dead.
>that one kid who broke apart an eraser and used the pieces to stage a jrpg in his head complete with a story and battles and to everyone else it looked like he was just shuffling erasers around on a desk
that was me
>>36513946
Tfw
me too
Original?
>in grocery store
>waiting in line
>guy infront of me puts Muller Milch on the counter(pic related)
>I count all of his bottles
>17
>he bought 17 bottles of strawberry milk and nothing else
>>36513822
Holy shot anon is this pasta
>>36513769
Is this even motherfucking possible?
>>36514465
Nope tru story
I once tried talking to him in PE class but he quickly ended the small talk by asking be if I could suck my own dick and informing me proudly that he could
>>36513409
>black kid in my class
>spergy hipster
>he always wore thinga that had pineapples on it
> even had a pineapple pattern shorts
> would slice up pineapples and eat them in class
> would get mad if people asked for some
>>36515034
Kekd
Origan
>>36513769
I used to have a group of friends who would do this kinda shit. I ditched them though, fuck that. I didn't participate in such activities. They also played yugioh.
Happened seconds ago
>rapefugee on the train
>got his nigger kid with him
>niglet spots dog
>kicks dog
>owner is not pleased, gets angry at rapefugee
>literally denies it being his kid for a good 10 minutes, even moves away from it while lil niglet is just wailing
>MOVES INTO ANOTHER PART OF THE TRAIN TO AVOID HIS KID
>sneaks back after a few minutes, takes kid and fucks off at the next stop
RE13 to Venlo. The shit you see on this train everyday
>>36515304
The niglet is still on this train, I repeat, it is still here and has sat down across from me. Jesus christ I think he left his kid here
>that guy who plays videogames on his laptop during the lecture
>not even like little flash games but actual real videogames
what the fuck, pay attention dude
>>36513557
Sounds like a cool dude
I can just imagine him in an office building, it's super quiet but you can just hear some guy going bowowowow wub wub wub
This thread was just posted on Reddit. This is truly autism.
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/678gk1/robots_recall_some_autistic_shit/?st=J1W64FM2&sh=4818c887
>>36515586
>150 points
>that time people screencapped me talking about my life story it only got 50 points
>>36513769
>see him hovering over the profiles
>go straight into KIDS
>whip up LEGO:NINJAGO
>he sits there watching it
If he were a normie this would be considered individualistic and cool. "Wow, Chad's watching a kids' show in the middle of class! He doesn't give a fuck! xD", but because he's different, it's now embarrassing and offensive. What the fuck are you doing here? You're a """""robot""""" and you're making fun of other robots for being robots? Of course nu-/r9k/ laps this shit up.
>>36515586
That's not even that funny. That's just typical shit you find on here. Why is Reddit genuinely so unfunny?
>>36513409
>old college roommate
>fat, greasy, balding really ugly manlet
>pretty much a genetic failure in every way
>used to hear him over my room have really long conversations about soccer since the walls were paper thin
>one days he's having one of his usual conversations
>tell him to keep It down
>he quiets down
>I find his fucking phone in the kitchen
>he was having loud half an hour conversations with himself all this time
And no he wasn't using skype or anything like that I'm sure.
>wait in line in shop
>guy in front of me was buying around 30 1,5L bottles of water and 4 loaves of whole grain bread
I saw this guy one more time, also buying whole grain bread and water
>be in bus
>there is this weird looking old man
>i decided to let him have my seat
>tell him to sit
>he smiles back nah its good i ve been sitting in jail for twenty years to this day
>ran from bus at the next stop
>>36515705
Holy shit you are out of touch with reality, no one would think that it was "individualistic and cool".
I'm not a """"""robot"""""" either, because what sane person would want to identify as one?
Ok guys, most of this shit is pure faggotery, I almost comit suicide when i was 7 fucking years bc my sister told me that she sold all my legos, I swear that i think that my parents are brothers. FUck
>>36515762
>same college roommate
>has a serious case of autistic pace
>sometimes I would see through my keyhole him going back and forth from his room to the kitchen for no particular reason
>would go to the kitchen, open a cabinet, take nothing close It and go back to his room
>also did this whenever I was in the kitchen and didn't notice me
>this wouldn't bother me as much if my old apartment didn't have squeaky wooden floors
>one night he's pacing autistically like he usually does
>Have to take a shit
>He notices me, does a blank stare and quicly paces to his room again
>No toilet paper, go to my room to get more and go back to the bathroom
>Faggot pacing roommate opens the door without even knocking
>"Sorry anon I thought no one was here"
Jesus fucking christ this guy was the worst, fucking glad I got out of that shithole for good.
>>36515545
>girl infront of you fires up old school Runescape in cell biology lecture
Shoulda wifed her desu
>>36515788
Just feeding the captives.
>>36516039
>not giving the captives white bread
>>36515477
Netherlands? If yes, sommige vluchtelingen hebben en 0 respect voor anderen.
>>36516110
No, germany like 200m away from the border. I understood that though, some of them just dont give a single fucj
>>36515705
>>36515895
At most it would be considered funny or lolsorandom normie humor, with the "how do you come up with this stuff?" sort of response.
This sketchy looking guy in my neighborhood owns 3 hyundai excels and just drives around the neighborhood aimlessly in them all day long.
Sometimes when I'm going for a walk he'll drive past me and slow down and call out a random name to me like "Mikey!" and then realize it's not Mikey and quickly drive off
>>36516183
I'm pretty sure there was a Spongebob episode like that where Patrick got a car and would drive everywhere for no reason.
>>36516110
"sommige"
>>36513822
I kek'd so fucking hard
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