>mfw I have a 6 page essay due tomorrow >haven't even

>>36513123
You can write 6 pages of shit but word it in such a way that it looks like really pretty shit and get an A anon. It's not hard.

i bullshitted 8 pages of nothing for my freshman english class in 8 hours. You should be fine you retarded pussy.

>>36513149
I am usually good at bullshitting but I am suffering some major writer's block tonight

You're a fucking idiot. Just pick the side that you can find arguments for and get on with it. You can do 6 oages in an evening - or you can turn in a corrupted word file and potentially get a lot more time

>>36513123
>tfw write essays in less than 3 hours
english is the easiest subject you will face in college OP.
for starters, get off 4chan. this place will distract you like crazy.
you must be a freshie if youre having difficulty with such an easy subject. it only gets harder tbqhwyfam

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>>36513231
Nah cunt. I just don't care.

>>36513242
Yeah i can relate. I'm supposed to be writing a mere 1500 word essay right now. It's due on wednesday and at the moment i am too tired to give a shit.

Why did you go to college for something you don't want to study?

>>36513264
I have to get General ed done. shit's stupid as fuck. I just want to study cullinary arts.

tee bee eych

>>36513278
>culinary arts
and heres my explanation. you're a brainlet.

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>>36513285
I don't deny that. I just want to cook. At least I want to teach others to cook.

But no, math english and history of slavery and womens rights classes for me

>>36513123
nope, i cucked the system by faking a mental illness and now i am technically a retarded so i have free drugs and no problems whatsoever because i take the sufficence of the votes even if i only write my name. gg

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>>36513199
>or you can turn in a corrupted word file and potentially get a lot more time

>tfw professor requires us to submit physical copies

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i'll write it