What's the whitest instrument you can play? And why is it the piano?
>>36512856
It's too complicated and delicate for niggers to understand
Either that or the violin. But considering the amount of asians that force their kids to learn either of those I'd actually say guitar.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BmR-a6Ke2YM
Niggers can only do eeks and oops, not play these keys.
>>36512856
Asians took over classical instruments. The whitest instrument is now the electric guitar.
>>36512856
Bagpipes are the only correct answer senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM
I used to know how to play the Appalachian dulcimer, they taught us in school.
>>36512866
are you sure about that?
>inb4 he didn't know he was black
>>36512928
He didn't know he's black either, so it doesn't count. If someone told him, he would have chimped the fuck out and started smashing his piano.
>>36512928
it's like you're trying to say couple exceptions are thousands of exceptions
>>36512945
He was blind because of a glaucoma infection, ye twat.
>>36512945
>If someone told him, he would have chimped the fuck out
Holy shit anon you're a genius. We can finally turn niggers into productive members of society by chemically blinding them at birth so they'll never know they're black.
>>36512949
it's like you're trying say that not playing an instrument is the same as being unable to learn how to
>>36512896
I kind of wish I'd been forced to learn an instrument as a child. I have nothing to show for those years.
>>36512986
>not playing an instrument is the same as being unable to learn how to
It can be with some people. Plus, musical instruments in general require physical movements that we're not evolve for (the finger techniques and rhythm required for piano are not natural movements), and thus require time, energy, and delicacy to train yourself in doing.
Euphonium is whitest
>>36513019
The grass is always greener. Most people I've asked said they hate the instrument they were forced to learn.
Do you really need to have had something to "show" for those years? Most people don't give a shit about what you were like as a kid.
>>36513151
Almost, but not quite. Here's something originaler
it has to be the harp. i've never seen a nigger play a harp
>>36513206
I've been forced to play piano for 8 years and used to hate it but now I'm really cool with it
>>36513407
Good to hear somebody turned out alright. What do you like to play?
>>36512856
You kidding? Plenty of Jazz is played on the piano.
>>36512856
>tfw Detective Nigbot who quit the piano because I was teased for playing it.
>tfw just finished Your Lie in April and now miss it more than ever
It's actually the harp.
>>36512866
>who is stevie wonder
incorrect
it's the modular synth
>>36512856
The only white instrument is the bagpipe. Every other instrument, song and dance by whites was pilfered from other cultures.