Ask a guy who just fucked his dad's ass anything >inb4

Why do you feel the need to post obviously fictitious stories? Is it the attention you crave?

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>>36507800
I wish l way lying dude

Well let's hear the story

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nah dude.

there's desperate and then there's fucking your Dad's ass what the fuck

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>17 minutes and no greentext
What are you waiting for, daddyfucker? You wouldn't be lying about it would you?

>>36507767
Just post the greentext ffs

>>36507767
Did you raped him? Did you drugged him? Did you seduced him? Did he rape you as a child'
What the fuck happened?

Bump for the greentext, don't be a fag OP

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>>36507767
anon you can't leave without greentexting this

Some guy already did that, but on a boat.

You have to do it on a small plane to upstage him.

Dude what the fuck? Tell us what happened.

>>36507767
how are you going to kill yourself and why haven't you done it yet

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>>36507767
REPORTING IN INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP

>>36508140
This. This shit is not even in the same ballpark.

Is you dad dead or something and you haven't reported it yet?

>>36507767
Greentext now you degenerate scumbag. Abd hurry the fuck up with it.

Is OP kill?
Fuck man I want to whack it to something different tonight.

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>>36507767
HURRY UP KEKO COME THE FUCK ON!!!

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>>36507767
Where did you hide his body afterwards?

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OP IM WAITING THAT GREENTEXT

Why would your dad let you do this and why the fuck would you resort to this? That wouldn't have even crossed my mind. I'd rather fuck some fat fuck's used anime body pillow.

well bros it appears we've been trolled

>>36508857
>bros
>trolled
normie alert

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SOMEONE POST A FUCKING GREEN TEXT I DONT EVEN CARE IF ITS OPS FAKE SHIT

>visiting home, my dad whos divorced from mom
>turned 21 non long ago
>were watching tv on the couch and dad offers me a beer
>weird because he caught me drinking at 19 and was pissed
>whatever sounds good
>finish and he gets us two more
>make fun of the show were watching together as he keeps bringing us more beer
>show finished, need to pee
>can tell from getting up that im really buzzed
>when i sit back down notice that dad switched to some soft porn that was on HBO or something
>awkward silence
>"shes pretty hot, huh anon?"
>"uh, I guess"
>"you meet a girl yet?"
>"no, no, not yet"
>"mmhmm" his eyes look glazed over, ive only seen him like this a few times
>awkward silence continues as the couple moans on TV
>"yeah, i havent had any luck either lately"
>his hand that was tucked in his waste band dips lower as he watches the screen
>im totally focused on him out of the corner of my eye
>i can see his hand slowly moving up and down, caressing his crotch, the reflection of the naked bodies on the screen over his glasses, hiding his eyes
>my own dick begins to twitch and harden, what the fuck is he doing this for and why is it turning me on?
>this goes on for a few minutes, my dick is painfully swelling against my jeans
>he clears his throat and reaches down with his other hand, unbuttoning his pants
>my heart is pounding, i cant help but turn my head
>he tugs his underwear down and his cock springs out
>its weird how much it reminds me of my own, although thicker and he doesnt trim down there
>hes glancing at me too now, "you can too anon"
>feel numb, my hands seem to undue my pants and pull my dick out by themselves
>silently masturbate with my father while pretending to watch television
>he slowly reaches to me, moves my hand out of the way, and begins touching my cock
>he uses his other hand to guide mine to his
>it feels thicker than it looked, and is impressively firm, the base of my hand bounces against his soft belly occasionally

moar?

>>36510079
Moar but he should have fucked you it would have been less humiliating

>we both breath heavily as we jack eachoter off, he has a lot of precum
>suddenly i feel his weight shift and his hand withdraw
>before i can react im looking at the back of his head in my lap
>feel the softest, most blissful sensation as his mouth wraps around my cock
>hot and wet, he waists no time bobbing up and down quickly, it seems like hes maybe done this before?
>remain rigid and silent, hands at either side of myself, gripping the couch cushions
>the only sound now gentle slurping and credits rolling of whatever was on TV
>look across his back and see the top of his ass between his shirt and loosened pants
>close to cumming but he pulls his head up
>its the first time weve made eye contact since this has started
>his cheeks are flushed, and he has an expression of intimate passion that should never be shared between father and son
>he reaches down, pulling his underwear and pants lower, wiggling completely out of them
>he turns without saying a word, bending over away, almost on all fours, one leg going straight to the floor, the other bent underneath him on the couch
>he reaches back with one hand to tug at the side of his supple ass, giving a view of his most private region
>im frozen in the shock of what is happening in the moment
>he slightly looks over his shoulder "cmon anon, now" from his tone of voice it was almost a command as much as it was desperation
>position myself behind him and touch the head of my cock to his ass, holding my breath
>push forward and just begin to breech his opening, worried im going to hurt him
>he suddenly firmly presses his hips back, eveloping me tightly in his ass
>its like squeezing your hand around your cock as hard as you can, but slick and warm, impossibly deep, the best sensation ive ever felt
>he waists little time rocking his own hips back and forth against me really hard
>can hear wet sounds and the sound of my hips slappign against his ass, his balls bouncing against my thighs

>bite my lip so hard i can taste blood
>his grunts turn to deep lusty moans as he works his ass against me, taking my virginity
>cum the hardest ive ever came in my life, he picks up on it and jacks himself off still riding against me
>get grounded for being a faggot
>the end

what the fuck am i even doing with my life jesus

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>>36510079
>>36510302
>>36510356
actually didn't expect that, two thumbs up anon

>>36510356
is your dad a DILF?
orignal

>>36510079
>>36510302
>>36510356
You have a bright future in writing gay erotica, Anon. Now do one about your brother.

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>>36510356
Did you make your daddy cum?
Is he cute?

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>>36510079
>tfw looked at post above this before reading and imagined joe rogan as your dad

You really had me going until "get grounded for being a faggot"
Good to know I haven't lost my innocence and naivete

>>36510356
>get grounded for being a faggot

>>36507767
Was it voluntary? Why wouldn't you just rape a girl?

>>36510787
I think the story was pretty much finished at that point. Dont think describing the shame that would follow would add to anything

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>>36507767
>Ask a guy who just fucked his dad's ass anything
>then proceeds to not answer any of the questions

>>36510906
Now I'm intrigued on how you didn't vomit the second he turned around

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>>36508526
Holy fuck i made this image over a year ago this is fucking weird. Here have original

>>36511593
I have to say anon epic