>straight friend ironically calls me his bf

next time you're alone with him cuddle up on him and touch his thigh

I think he means best friend you fucking faggot

I have 2 gay friends and neither of them are as much of a faggot as you. Fuck off

>>36504598
i do that sometimes.

>>36504598
That's nothing. Mine calls me a faggot while he facefucks me

>"ironically" calls my straight friend my bf

>have straight, effeminate friend who looks like an emo guy from 2008
>he knows i am a closet footfag with a small penis who wants to be dommed at another male's feet
>teases me with his slender size 12 feet
>i finally propose that he be my financial foot dom
>agrees because he doesn't find feet lewd
>now in chastity to him, edge to his feet, and pay him tributes
>tfw sometimes i hang out with him and his gf and she doesn't realize he is my keyholder

>>36504598
>tfw no friends
>tfw no bf
who else /robot/ here

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>>36505071
post your cage sissy boy

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>>36504598
>straight friend touches my shoulders when we're playing vidya
>straight friend wrestles with me and wins easily
>straight friend jokes about having me suck his dick, laugh at it and go along with it but still blush and he points it out
>at a house party, sleep next to straight friend on a sofa bed and secretly wish he'd cuddle me in his sleep

>>36504677

>That's nothing. Mine calls me a faggot while he facefucks me
how do I get friends like that

>>36504900
>>"ironically" calls my straight friend my bf
what's so ironic about that

>>36504662
literally nobody calls their best friend their bf

>>36504598
>>36504668
>>36504677
>>36505071
>>36505187
and this is why i hate homosexuals you can't be friendly without them to fantasize about something that doesn't exist.
degenerates please go back to your containment board

>>36504598
tfw no gay friends
tfw straight friends are VERY very straight

I wouldn't mind a horny gay to have around, sex drive is a pain in the ass and they seem to love Smelling me or grabbing my ass/dick

>>36506533
It's more the normie's fault than anything. If two guys are even remotely emotionally close/open, boom, they're gay.

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okay my dudes

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>tfw my straight friend lets his other straight friends use my ass

>>36507804
Why does your straight friend control access to your holes?

>>36507935
Because I let him, obviously.

I, a straight guy, fucked a dude last night.

It was fucking disgusting and I puked all morning.

>>36504598
>gay friend
>breathe into his ear
>stroke his back, thighs
>teasingly call him my bf
am I doing it right

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>>36504598
>having friends
FUCKING LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36506466
>whats so ironic about that

I'm not OP but I would assume it's like being jokingly secure in your sexuality. Shit like "how can you call yourself straight if you've never held hands with a guy" "Ain't nothing wrong with 2 bros staringly longingly into each others eyes, faggot"

>>36507245
Yup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-diau1UxLc

>>36504598
>Ask straight friend what he thinks about gay people
>He avoid the question at all costs
>I'm closeted and we joke ironically about bp and shit

What does it mean, is there a chance that he is gay and should I come out to him?

>>36506533
You realize that there are literally millions of girls that say the exact same thing about guys?

I had a straight friend who would always rub my thigh whenever we went drinking. Or at least always have his hand on my thigh, even if he wasn't rubbing it at that moment.

He swore he was straight, and it didn't bother me at all. So whatever.

He was pretty dang cute, and had a nice body though. Would've been down for it if he was gay, or bi. And he might've been but too scared to come out. He's a Korean in Korea after, homophobia is strong there.

Anyway, it didn't bother me and I got to make my yellow fever female friends jealous because they all thought he was hella cute.

my friend told me he jacks off to a picture of me dressed like a girl (halloween 2015)

it's kind of fucked

i'm not gay and he's not attractive

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>>36509031
I actually didn't realise until reading this post that I'd love a friend that I could send pictures to and help fap

I've given up on girls can I just have a clingy boyfriend honestly

>>36509086
Send them to me, faggot.

i wouldn't mind it if a straight guy used me

i want to be fucked

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Oh, I do that sometimes as well. But I also told him multiple times that I want to have a gf, so it's not embarassing at all.

Where or how did you guys meet your friends?
t. friendless robot

>>36505071
show me his feet or else

>>36509904

>show me his feet or else
Or else what

>>36509785
school

yeah that's really it
just school
either from childhood or uni

>>36509785
Middle school (07-08). Pure coincedence, actually. One and this one guy got partnered up in gym class and it turned out we both loved video games, so here we are nine years later. Another friend I made in home ec class, he liked the vidya too. They're both pretty normie, but fun to hang out with, a shame one of them moved out of state. Haven't made a friend since.

>>36504598
Is that straight friend the one who has a gf who turns gay when she's drunk?

If not, don't fret - there are others in your situation.

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>These two asian twinks both hug me all the time at my LCS.
>One of the always bullies me about being gay.
>The other one always pokes my stomach and calls me soft

What does this mean /r9gay/?

I feel like im living in a shitty anime.

>>36511478
>I feel like im living in a shitty anime.
this

>>36507978
What was the worst part

We all know you gays are here to find and corrupt pure robots with your evil dick magic.