If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life never make a

because I unironically enjoy being by myself
I can cook, clean and do what the fuck I want while keeping all of my money to myself

I like thicker girls anyway.
>never leave the house except work

>>36500220
5/10 girls only sleep with 8/10 or higher

if you are an average man you are fighting for the 2/10 scraps

>>36500220
>if you wanna be happy don't drink this Champagne, settle for this 1 dollar whine

>decent looking
Even a girl who looks like that can get chads, the only option for ugly fucks like me is to get someone who is morbidly obese, or a girl with some type of disability

Because I'm not chubby myself and feel I should get with someone who has the equivalent female body type.

>calling your girlfriend or wife average

You have to be an asshole to say that. Also, if you like her, she's obviously not average for you. She's above average.

I'm just fine with someone average and/or chubby. I just can't form meaningful relationships with people because autism.

>>36500305
Obviously most people here are shit, if i settled for a woman, i want her to be the best for me from all perspectives, not whatever's left.

100 years ago fatties were a disgusting rarity

fuck thicc posters

>>36500292
That's pretty much what happens, and robots like us are stuck with either nothing, or an even more complete degenerate, because fembots get their pick of the litter.

>>36500220
If I'm not fat, she will not be fat

>>36500305
>im a huge faggot
Yes you are.

>>36500520

>being so afraid to show feelings

Wow, do you want to talk?

>>36500565
>if you like her, she's obviously not average for you. She's above average.
Faggot.

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>>36500305
fuck off roastie
I'll keep my average gf until I find something better

>>36500305
>people cant be objective if it is in regard to something they like
fuck off

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>Tfw there was an autistic girl who likes sonic and has a crush on me.

If you want to be happy, stay the fuck away from women. Men too if you are into that shit.
Just learn to be happy on your own. It's the only way to be truly happy.

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>>36501187
that's the saddest fucking thing I've read all day

>stacey or melane will cuck you in 3-4 years

that's why i chase ling ling

>>36500220
Pic you posted is a legit 8/10 for me.
The only thing that would make her better is bigger tits without adding more belly, which is perfect where it is.

>>36501187
>>36501733
Also the truest I fear.
I know I can never stop chasing after or wishing for women, I am just wired that way.
I just wish so much I could stop giving a damn whether she'll hop on my dick or not.

>>36500293

The point of the song is that low value women are forced to learn loyalty and develop a personality. Stacy doesn't have to develop character so she never does.

>>36502332

Fat girls don't need to be anything besides alive to have a bunch of dudes barking up their tree either. No shortage of fat and ugly sluts in the world, and there's not much separating them from other girls personality wise than another huge layer of neuroticism and insecurity. Ugly=good personality is a meme anyway.

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>>36500379
remember all those nature shows you watched in school? all the males fight and only the strongest get to mate

most of the animal kingdom is made up of no gf male animals that die virgins