>actually sex isn't as amazing and beautiful as porn shows it

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I just want someone to hold me god damnit

You must be having it wrong them. Sex is the best. So much that i am addicted to it. Oh what i wouldnt do to be in highschool again. All those times i went to the backwoods near my school and had rambunctious teen sex.

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>>36495070
>as amazing and beautiful as porn shows it
What did you mean by this?

No fucking shit, Sherlock. Pornos are just sex movies. Think about it, is real life ever like Hollywood movies, full of hot babes, fun all the time, fast cars, explosions and happy endings? Nothing in life will be exactly like fantasies, but you have to make the best of your life.

Porn is beautiful?

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I'm a mind fucked /d/tard so there are very little things your average human could do that would give me more sexual pleasure than porn.
I just want to be in a romantic relationship.
I'm so god damn lonely.

I just want to hug a girl

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>>36495263
I want it so much I have been dreaming about it

Everytime I wake up I feel so fucking

>>36495070
>porn
>beautiful
The fuck kind of porn have you been watching? Also sex is only beautiful and amazing when you're doing it with someone you love, if you aren't it's worse than masturbation.

sex is disgusting and i regret ever doing it and i want to die

don't fall for the meme fellow robotos

>>36495263

I'm surprised this comment was original. This is r9k after all.

I hate porn

>>36495429
Just goes to show that everyone on here is actually gay, except for a small subset of people.

>>36495134
My dick must be broken than because its was just way overrated to me.

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>>36495325
>Anon is so non-autistic he can process love
Nice try chad. Get off our board.

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>>36495325
Lovey dovey JAV is great.
Wish I had a gf now.

>>36495681
ive never seen lovey dovey stuff for rl porn

Porn is for show. People don't talk like they do in sitcoms because the point of a sitcom isn't to show how people actually interact but to be entertaining. Porn is the same.

Sex is like a conversation, it depends on the people involved, the mood you're in, and a whole mess of random bullshit idk.

I keep doing it and having fun more or less but ymmv

>>36495070
Its not as "good" unless you're doing kinky shit.

It looks good though if you're not an ugly cunt.

t. someone who's ex had mirrors all over her walls and used to patrick bateman watch himself fucking her. it looked hot as fuck.

>>36495856
couldn;t I just do heroin instead?

>>36495070
>porno
>amazing, beautiful

>>36495918
I suppose you could, some people do. But the collapsed arteries get to be a bit of a turnoff.

>>36495070
I am mostly disgusted by 3dpd porn mostly because the girl(s) can't stop looking at the fucking camera and they don't shut up.

I'll just check sumfin guis