/britfeel/

how's the edge?

>>36493762

https://youtu.be/_t-9iRGZHpU

check my music out ladz

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>>36493762

> You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday!

What is it with these "I can speak 20 language" wankers that can just say "hello my name is".

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Based Owen playing the long game

>>36493844
I'm fucking terrified

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>Parents keep nagging me to get a job over the summer

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>>36493591
tor is another story but the evidence folder is of my neighbor. He is very weird and stays up all night in his garage. About a month ago i went and had a look when he wasn't there. I found Freemason gloves, books, certificates etc. He had loads of it, so i took some.

>>36493917
Why don't you pick fruit lad? Gonna need some experienced fruit pickers after brexit.

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>>36493844
Oh good, that's the election in the bag then.

>>36493920

this is all so farfetched

>>36493844
>Dumbass who told everyone not to vote tells people to vote
If anyone listens to that hasbeen fuckwit they're actually retarded

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>>36493920
>admitting to thievery

>>36493844
>PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE vote the lesser of two evils (which just so happens to be the party I support)

typical labour scum

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Just got out the shower, lads. Had a long hard think about love hotels
What do you think about while showering?
Post waifus

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>>36494031
>What do you think about while showering?
Showering?

>>36493991
typical misinformed racist who thinks its all our problems are reducable to muh immigration

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Don't be a disappointment.

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just got this in the post

>>36494064
>If you disagree with my political beliefs you are a racist
surprised you didn't just jump to nazi tbqh

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>>36493973
How about now?

ORmginiple

>>36494031
I get paraniod about cameras. Its the only reason i keep fit tbqh

On that Gran Turismo 4 kick, lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI5lwv-_LAU

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>>36494098
Rather than just post evidence of your thievery you've shown them what sort of foot prints to look for.

Do not underestimate the Masons.

lads carphone warehouse is selling the huwawei p8 for only 199quid it seems.

that's a flagship slightly under the galaxy s6 right?

It's like, 140 quid less so I'm thinken of getting one.

However I'm a bit anal about phone cameras, I want the best fucking camera 200ish quid can get and I'll give up on specs if I can improve that.

>>36493991
>lesser of two evils

in what sense?

its always been the same way since democracy was created. one part to represent the workers and one party to represent the elite.

>>36494031
how much i hate having to get up this early and go to work

>>36494097
calling labour scum makes me think you're ukip and by extension borderline racist. prove me wrong

>>36494031
usually

>winning imaginary arguments

>how i don't want to go to work

>how i hate myself

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>>36494031

Butts or willies, depending on my mood

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>working all day yesterday
>took a complaint call from some annoying wanker very late in the day
>literally resolved his complaint, saved him money, corrected the mistakes of the company within the space of 15 minutes and 1 phone call
>transferred him to another department so he could carry on with the process
>10 minutes pass, it's like 16:55 at this point
>get an internal message from the call handler girl who I transferred him to
>she tells me he went absolutely mental on the phone to her, complaint massively escalated, called me out for not warning her in advance and was going to report me to my supervisor

Expect I might get a bollocking tomorrow. I did apologise to her because she was right; I should have warned her that he was a nutter. I naively assumed that since I had completely fixed his problem he would be calm with her.

The guy was a turbo wanker, desperately hope that he has kicked up a massive fuss and his complaint will be escalated above me so I don't have to deal with his shit.

>>36494233
Are all waifu posters bent?

Just realized JobCentre have access to our browsing histories. Can they see our posts too?

>>36494150
You can pay 50 quid more for a second hand s6 from cex

>>36494244
Not all but probably most

>Mandarin has no plurals, no conjugations, and no grammar. "I am going to the store", is "I go store". Past tense is indicated by just adding "le" to the end of the sentence. "I am talking", "Wo shuo" "I spoke to" "wo shuo le"

How did the "chinese is hard" meme start?

dont like labour since blair, corbyn has given me some hope in honest politics, but im gonna have to vote for them instead of green, because conservatives can not get in again. please no. I want a decent minimum wage (10pound) and i want an end to zero hours contracts as thats all i can fucking find where i live

>>36494276
>Past tense is indicated by just adding "le" to the end of the sentence
fucking redditors...

>>36494064
>all our problems are reducable to muh immigration
Tories love paki cock too though. There is litterally no vote for less rasheeds.

>>36494276
That 9 tones thing seems like a pain in the ass. Also the writing system is pretty intimidating.

Who wants to talk to chinks anyway?

The Tories came to power in 2010 because a large section of the UK public believed Labour caused the 2008 global economic crash. The Tories came to power in 2010 because a large section of the UK public believed that the Tories would be 'the greenest government ever' and that 'there would be no top down reorganisation of the NHS'. The Tories remained in power because a large section of the UK public believed the Tories were better at running the economy - although George Osborne's austerity policies lost the country its AAA credit rating. Despite daily reports of the shambolic mess the Tories have made of the NHS, a large section of the UK public have said they trust the Tories more than Labour to run it. Thanks to a large section of the UK public, we left the EU because they believed doing so would end immigration, 'take back control', and free up 350m per week to spend on the NHS. If the Tories will win by a landslide on June 8th, it will be because a large section of the UK public are demonstrably thick.

>>36494244
Prison gay lad. It's the future.

>>36494278
that is new labour you dont like lad. im pretty sure labour have come along way since then

new labour came about because of the influence by the thatcher years. labour knew at the time that if they stuck to their old policies they wouldent get in.

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>>36494031
I don't shower

>>36494233
lewd

Just ran again, been doing week 3 of c25k for 5 days now (rests inbetween ofc) and still can barely finish it. Had a lot of pain in my neck/collarbone

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>>36494200
Neither of them represent me. I'd say these days it's more like two authoritarian pro degeneracy parties with different coloured ties.

>>36494211
Voting for UKIP doesn't make you a racist.

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>>36494031
sometimes i sing and have a little boogie but nearly slipped a few times so trying to cut down on the boogie part t.b.h.
just realised now i've not had a shower this week. oh well there's always next week

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>>36494031
>What do you think about while showering?
About how if I slip and die work wont bother finding out what happened to me and my parents wont know for at least 2 weeks either.

>>36494320
>it will be because a large section of the UK public are demonstrably thick.

called managed democracy lad. they want it this way.

>>36494250
>Just realized JobCentre have access to our browsing histories. Can they see our posts too?
What fresh hell is this? I work for a living but it sounds grossly intrusive.

>>36494278
If you want better than a tenner an hour then you need to apply for a better job. The Labour party employed people on zero hours contracts until relatively recently and stopped because it was toxic rather than immoral. They are here to stay I'm afraid.

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>>36494031
>What do you think about while showering?

The smoothness of my legs desu~

>>36494242
If you do get a bollocking don't fucking take it. You did a fantastic job, the bitch isn't right, and none of this is in ANY way your fault

>>36494312
Tones thing can be hard, but it's important to remember that there's going to be very few occasions where you're not going to understand a word, or someone wont understand you because you said a word with the wrong tone because of the context of the conversation.

>>36493236
>vlc
>wmp set to default player
>even though you have foobar installed
>Logan epic fight scenes
>chocolate rain
>minecraft

What the fuck is this?

>>36494250
>>36494424
They obviously can't. They ask permission to see your universal jobmatch account history to make sure you're not just cliaming to applying jobs.

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>>36494428
what a tease

whats your leg shaving routine? what products do you use?

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>>36494334
No showers at all or just rarely? Any particular reason.

I don't shower often either, buggers up my skin.

>>36494320
Yeah let's just vote for Jeremy ''Everyone come into our country unchecked all at once don't worry we're not racist please rape our women please run paedophile rings we won't call you out please fuck my wife I'm begging you'' Corbyn

>tilde came back for attention

Couldn't make it up

>>36494488
Labour will respect Brexit, and I'm sure they will therefore respect the wishes for reduced immigration, which the conservatives have not, immigration has only increased under the Tories.

Embarassing hearing 'my team won't let the muslims in!!' desu. Both are happy to accommodate le religion of peace

>>36494448
I tend to use Veet hair removal cream and wax strips or just a razor and some kind of lubricant. Nothing too special really~

>>36494488
the conservatives who are literally representing the elite are more likely to accept more immigrants because globalists want more diversity

>>36494250
>>36494424
>>36494442
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Investigatory_Powers_Act_2016#Authorities_allowed_to_access_Internet_connection_records

>List of authorities allowed to access Internet connection records without a warrant:
>Department for Work and Pensions

>>36494442
The article "all but passed into law", it's since been passed fully if my understanding is correct.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/investigatory-powers-bill-act-snoopers-charter-browsing-history-what-does-it-mean-a7436251.html

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>>36494031
>What do you think about while showering?

universe and stuff

12st 9
still a ways to go

>>36494632
How tall are you, lad? So we can get an idea

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Zuijin hao ma lads

Ni kaixin ma

zenme le?

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>>36494031
Usually I'm too focused on getting clean before the water goes cold to think about much.

>>36494658
6'1
practically zero muscle mass

>tfw no German gf with cute accent

>>36494252

>2nd hand

shits scary man, who knows what kind of chav fuck has been messing around with it, might break in 20 minutes or have tons of scratches or the camera might be damaged.

>>36493838
Same people who like to tell people how cultured they are and how "travelling changed them as a person".

>>36494687
13 stone is a good weight at your height.

lift some weights if you want some muscle or do body weight stuff

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>>36494486
I can't get over washing myself in the same place I and others shit and piss all day so I wash myself with a bucket and a sponge in my room
>>36494499
>tfw can't stop giving him attention

>>36494589
I just use an eletric body groomer but its doesn't leave it great feeling, looks ok though. Hair removal cream looked dodgy. Might buy an epilator someday but nobody sees or feels my legs anyway

>>36494614
I'm fairly certain the EU was blocking it but since we're leaving they won't be able to stop our privacy eroding to nothing. Don't think its law just yet

What you listening to lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1HjpJ1BHso

This is tied with MBDTF to be my favourite album of all time

>>36494681
i want 2 kum in the kumin

>>36494687
Just keep eating, brochacho

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>>36494733
Too busy napping desu.

>>36494780
post the dancing one

>>36494729
>Listening to music for niggers

>>36494729
Kiss the Anus of a Black Cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37BZFhcbZ2M

>>36494729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXI1jg3799c

I Don't Like Shit... was my 2015 AOTY. It might be the most robot album ever too.

>>36494729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV-QGQVZv0k

can't stop listenting to 80s stuff still

>>36494729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5VXqHARqFA

Chinks gonna take over snooker. Sad state of affairs.

There'll be no "sport" left for Brits to dominate in. Even that bald dutch bastard has taken darts

>>36494729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF6IgBF43OM

Got high as a kite and now I'm just slumming to some Talking Heads.

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>>36494679
We don't speak koooreean here pal

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>>36494790
Just for you lad.

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>>36494966
>those wide hips
>those thighs

Far too many anime nonces on britfeel

>>36494632
you trying to go up or down?

>>36494946
Bugged translation mechanics

been trying to get this shit out my boyhole for the past 20 minutes, bit of blood around my ring piece i think this could be doing some internal damage

>doing atrocious farts in the bath

Why do they smell so awfully good lads?

>>36495212
madotsuki poster?

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>>36494989
she needs to be more thicc

>>36495277
why does fat translate so well into 2d ffs

>>36494434
I absolutely love picking apart screenshots people post, it's my favourite thing to do on /g/

Nice to see it come over here desu

>>36494729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyCKNAxSEN4

I now wear slim fit jeans with a 28 inch waist

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>>36495289
Most things translate into 2d pretty well. I don't like short hair on 3d women but it looks cute on 2d girls.

>tfw no Marion Marechal-Le Pen gf

>>36495342
good for you. i wear 32 jeans

>>36495362
I bought a Xiamai

>>36495372
>tfw no Le Pen gf to give you stern handjobs

>>36495362
>>36494150
I got a Huawei P9.

It's pretty good, can't fault it for the price.


Getting replacement parts is hard af tho desu senpai.

>>36495385
Better than an apathetic handjob.

>>36495380
I wore 32/34 this time last year

Never give up

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>>36495289
because everything looks better 2D

>>36495405
>Never give up

its alright. im not really trying to lose weight.

ni men yao gong jian shou ma

>>36495380
>>36495342
>TFW 36 Jeans.

Why even live.

is poley even trying to tranistion yet? hrt etc or is he still pussy footing around with muh laser treatments. When will he get the snip snip

>>36495380
Your legs must look huge with that many

>>36495444
He started when he was like 24 with his paki genetics, whatever happens he'll never pass anyway.

think my leg is fucked lads, it hurts to straighten it out and it hurts to bend it after its been straight

>>36495383
>Xiamai

You always spell this name wrong poley, why'd you buy a phone from a company whos name you can't spell

>>36495380
Me too. I'm not obese but I'd prefer if my legs were skinnier.

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For me, its a pure glass of water

>>36495405
out of interest what weight were you at at 32/34 waist and what wait are you at 28 waist?

>>36495444
He chemically castrated himself months ago.

Any fresh bread memes

>medium pizza, 2 toppings
5.99
>small pizza, 4 toppings
7.99

wat

>>36495463
if he cant pass how will dysphoria ever go away

>>36495473
I know how to make tap straight fresh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpzCtCMEY3E

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>>36495500
I have fresh bud memes

>>36495289
Because 2D isn't smelly and entitled

>>36495507
It's just attention whoring lad. Amir has talked about himself daily on this site/his blogs for years yet never mentioned tranny thoughts until he thought he was in trouble with the law and liked how popular they were.

>go round to someone elses house for drinks
>expected to bring some alcohol
>bring a beer that i know nobody else likes
>get to drink it all myself and nobody can say anything

absolutely devilish

>>36495504
Pretty sure the only difference between a small and medium pizza is they just knead the dough more so the dough is thinner but more spread out to pretend you're getting more.

But more toppings cannot be fabricated.

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>>36495473

>2017
>getting your water from a tap

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>>36494098

still loving those scruffy converse, full homo

>>36495444
I am very sensitive about my facial hair it is quite dark. I want to get that out the way before starting. I have experience with it. I am also focused on my weight.

>>36495545
I am a woman
>>36495552
wrong I have mentioned when people asked about my childhood and feelings of wanting to be a women and dressing in womens clothes etc

>>36494434
Im usually on /wsg/ making webm's so thats why i have a lot of .sfk files/random music files.

The logan clips are from a cam rip. I like to listen to audience reactions/people laughing at the jokes. Once the dvd quality comes out, the cam rips are lost forever.

whats wrong with vlc?

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>>36495555
FUCKING CHECKED FRIENDO

>>36495470
im quite a moderate weight. my legs are pretty big though because i work out.

was a 28 waist before i went on a bulk

>>36495522
jinji jia xue shipman yisheng

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>>36495342
>>36495380
I don't get how it works tbqh, I wear 32 inch trousers everyday and they fall down a bit when I run, but when I bought some different trousers in NEXT the other month 32 wouldn't even go around me so I had to buy 34. I'm 140 pounds.

do measurements differ on different types of trousers?

>>36495589
>wrong I have mentioned when people asked about my childhood and feelings of wanting to be a women and dressing in womens clothes etc
Wrong. You've never talked about your childhood before your tranny move. Then suddenly your whole childhood was gender issues even though you never mentioned it fucking once.

>>36495623
all fat 3D is

>>36495622
regular fit, skinny, loose fit change how they fit I think im not a very fa person so could be wrong

I can fit in 32 loose and reg but not skinny

Poley what is your call centre's handling procedure for customer complaints? Do handlers like yourself have to deal with them or do they get handled by higher-ups or a different department?

>>36495591
Get potplayer or MPC if you're a memelord.

>>36493991
Tempted to vote Tory just to spite him desu. Cutting off my nose to spite my face I'm sure, but really don't know who to vote for this time and at least Mummy May is on with Brexit. I would vote Corbyn if he hadn't flim-flammed and I know fuck all about the Lib Dem Abyss Watcher.

>tfw masala pizza is on its way

>>36495708
indulge in their fetish like a fur suit, they will regret it when they are older

>>36495628
No one cared to ask me, to caught up in the polish incident.

>>36495646
I am a woman

>>36495444
I started HRT a while ago
I'm fixated on laser though because feel as if I can't present as female while still having any facial hair or hyper pigmentation

It's coming along though
My body is OK
Decent bit of breast growth
Still some way to go

>>36495463
I'm at least looking younger
Just need to lose the beard shadow or learn makeup

>>36495469
eh, I just know it's Chinese, starts with an X, 6 letters long
I guess every time

Doesn't really matter, it's ultimately a chink phone

>>36495475
12.2 stone
9.13 stone

>>36495708
Well, they expect to gain social status that roasties enjoy and live life on easy mode.

Of course that never works out and they end up as in-between freaks and no straight man ever wants to fuck them. Which explains the suicide rate.

>>36495708
They believe it'll give them the same social privilege as a real women

They're in for a nasty surprise when they hit 35

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Lads what is this am I going to die?

>>36495784
>when they hit 35

more like when they hit 21 and graduate and realise the world isn't full of liberal students who support them

>>36495768
combination of attention, being praised for it and mental illness i imagine

>>36495552
I've cross dressed plenty over the last decade

I just happened to repress it out of shame mostly over the years I posted here

>>36495589
Stop impersonating me

>>36495772
As a women are you attractive enough to get beta orbitors / beta males interested in dating you?

>>36495788
Looks like a burnt cornflake

>>36495628
He's making up shit to justify how he believes he feels now.

typical tranny retcon

>>36495819
Even real paki omen don't get beta oribiters / beta males

What do you think a paki tranny is going to get?

>>36495805
kek are you doing the fake post shit again, I dont see why you need to say that with a trip

However you stopped posting here>>36495405
>>36495405
then the "other started">>36495589
and stopped when you started ?

interesting

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>>36495585
Damn, They're dirty in the right places.

>>36494098
might want to turn geotagging off on ur phone, lad.

Tip for all you autists out there.

If a woman you know slightly well rubs her boobs against you accidentally, it's impolite to move away out of politeness.

The more you know.

>>36495622
>being confident enough to shop anywhere but Primary/online

Fucking normie

>>36495667
Is loose like Slim?
That's what I wear

>>36495675
Just tell them to enter their complaint via writing
Managers won't even speak to them if it's just a complaint and they don't actually want something

>>36495731
I feel better about myself

>>36495819
I'm not sure orbiters exist after a certain age

oi moni get ur tits out for us love x

Has a post on 4chan directed at you ever ruined the rest of your day?

I'm not talking about something bad you might have seen or read, but a direct attack on you.

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That first sip of the day

S i p b o y s

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How can red bell peppers even compete?

>>36495953
so your dysphoria is guaranteed to come back at a certain age?

>that scot who got arrested for the nazi pug video is still awaiting trial

how long does this shit take

>>36495980
seeing cute girls normally ruins my day

tfw never going to have qt gf

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>>36495953
I think i'm one of the furthest people away from being a normie in this thread. Online shops are fucking awful I looked and you just never know

>>36495953
>Is loose like Slim?
no I've tried them both on and they are different (hence the different names) slim is closer to skinny but has it's own differences. they normally describe the differences on the labeling in stores. again not a fa guy so could be wrong

>>36495980
This one time I replied to this guy who posted his depressing life story. I made a joke post comparing me dropping my chic ice to his life and I know how he feels. Some guy called me an asshole and it really made me think about how I was acting on here, i was using the anonymity as an excuse to troll but i wasn't really considering how it could affect people. Started to try and be more genuine with replies after that.

>>36496075
Poor lad, was only a fucking joke,

>>36496075
Quick rundown please lad?

>>36494211
>prove me wrong
The burden of proof is on you laddo.

Been asleep since about 12 lads, have I missed much here?

>>36496128
Dropping a choc ice is pretty depressing though. Not as depressing as dropping an ice cream though, or seeing a dog drop his ball and it rolling off the side of a bridge so he cant go pick it back up

>>36496146
>makes a video turning a pug into a nazi
>raises his paw at sieg hiel and stuff
>gets arrested for hate crime
>awaiting trial
>gets dog shit thrown at his house, hounded by the press
>gets sacked and cant get a new job because hes awaiting a trial

his youtube channel is count dankula if you want to check him out

>>36494211
look at this nazi twat prove me wrong

>>36495953
>Just tell them to enter their complaint via writing. Managers won't even speak to them if it's just a complaint and they don't actually want something
Pretty cushy.

We have really specific guidelines we have to follow, logging the issues, speaking to the customer's every day for X days until it's resolved, meticulous notes. And every manager is paranoid about everything being done to the letter lest the organisation gets a bollocking from the FCA.

>>36495897
underrated post
have a (you) for making me laugh

>>36496198
why is the country so cucked
is it like pewdie being a "nazi"?

more fake hysteria

>>36496198
The absolute state of this country desu

>>36495897
Fugging brilliant work lad

>>36495897
Kek made me laugh lad have an upvote

>>36495788
Is that an out of focus image of a brown ladybug?

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>>36495897
First time poster, what would you do to these

I'd vote for Jezza if he can address the lefts blatant anti semitism by co opting the term nazi and watering down and using it on anyone with a different political view.

they'd prob call him a nazi if he tried

>>36495897

fuggin lel

>>36496220
>resolve
Our definition of a complaint is someone with an issue that can't be resolved and they just want to bitch

e.g. their refund has been refused

>>36496122
It's just that I've never seen loose at primark, it's bootcut, straight, slim, skinny, super skinny and stretch variants

>>36496080
Real world shops are threatening
People judging you "you can't pull that off"
And the higher end shops have more attractive staff

>>36496060
I'm comfortable with suicide

>>36495832
Why did I cross dress for so many years and want to be female?

>>36495897
Had a bloody good kek, lad

>>36496198
Just looked him up, how come there's not gonna be a jury?

>>36496437
because its a slam dunk case

>>36496075
>scot
That explains a lot.

>>36496384
>Real world shops are threatening

I barely go in them. I just went in with mum and dad and tried them on in the changing room. It was mid-day on a weekday and empty and I had my parents guard the dressing room so nobody saw me with any clothes. I wouldn't buy anything for 20+ quid without trying it on first. Lucky for me I just wear cheap slazenger tracksuit bottoms almost all the time and I can buy them online. Haven't even wore the trousers I bought once yet and I bought them like 4 months ago. I need a summer jacket and some shirts too if I am to ever go outside. last few years of being a shut in I've just cycled through the same two t shirts rotating once every 2 weeks or something

>>36496075
>tfw I've made worse posts than his video

>Maddie Mccan still gets news time

>canned laughter on Top Gear

Absolutely tragic

>>36496629
Still think its mad that joey is the host

>>36495953
>>36495772
>>36495342
All Moni with different trips.

BTW, do people not know Moni is a fictional persona created by the samefag behind forced memes and other stupid personas?

It's an asian guy behind half of this shit. He probably invented WestScotanon too

>>36496784
Nobody noticed that my trip changed a week ago too.

Nobody cares about me on here

>>36496784
Amir unirionically uses multiple trips so he can claim he 'never said that' constantly.

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>>36496784

Its all coming together...

X

>>36496654
JOEY DOESN'T SHARE TOYOTAS!

>sit at work
>suddenly feel a strong overwhelming urge to just get up, leave and never return

hmm

>>36496806
Stop pretending to be me, people like you just read my blog and talk shit

I just want comfy threads

>>36496075
>>36496198
Odd timing. I literally found out about him earlier today. Did you see his video on Sargon's channel?

Poor bastard though.

>>36496784
>It's an asian guy behind half of this shit

how do you know lad?

>>36496784
>asian
PAKI you pathetic fucking cuck

>>36496900
If I wasn't a NEET, I'd feel that every single minute of the day

I don't know how wageslaves do it

>>36496900
Do it lad
https://youtu.be/-iLKHMYwmFg

>>36496784
The poleaboo writing team really fucked up

ratings were dropping
even the fanmade terry arc did much better.

Taking it to trips and this long court arc is really killing the poleaboo brand

I personally consider fakeaboo to be better

>>36496784
>>36496820
Agree, he thinks he's being smart by fracturing his identity so he can tripfag but deny it

classic fucking "not the real poleaboo"

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>>36496974
ah yes the classic, it got so bad fake poleaboo became a meme

also he was the biggest fedora poster

lads really bored with brushing my teeth, can i just just a anti bacterial mouth wash instead

>>36497011
Get an electric toothbrush, its way faster

>ingrediants on my nutrigrain bars are written in arabic as well as english

looks like im not buying these again

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>make an insulting post to someone posts I dislike
>they reply back, obviously defensive but they don't flame me back or act angry
>now I feel like shit

>>36497065
I hear BritNormie has threatened other personality posters for their gimmicks so that he holds a monopoly over the britfeel market.

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>>36497062
Fuck sake, really?
FFFSDESU

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Wo youdian bu shufu shipman yisheng

>>36497107
so you support roaming gangs of rapists?

>>36497123
Other way around, lad. Think you should learn the language of the country you live this goes for white people too

>>36497062
did you buy it from some shit budget shop like home bargains? they get stuff from around the world cheap

I don't really wanna seek people out to be lewd with - I just want to try to intimate with another human to see what it feels like. I haven't been hugged or kissed since I was a little kid and I don't remember it.

too bad thats probably impossible to seek without them pressuring you into going further or judging you for being conservative

>>36497172
morrisons lad

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>>36493762
Cornwall getting blacked edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ [Embed]

>>36497181
Easy if you're a faggot

I assume you're not though (but this is prison fag general... so who knows)

>>36497146
I wish my father would take english lessons, he still asks me to read his letters, when my sister isnt around

>>36497251
how is it easy if you're a faggot, I'd do it with either a male or female if I find them attractive, that includes personality. I don't see how it matters though

>>36497181
if you have the confidence you could try dating someone

>>36497427

I'm prison straight

>>36497181
You can date me, Im not very confident but I am willing to try for someone who puts the effort in

>>36497511
You forget in 2017 it is A HATE CRIME to be straight in the UK

How much should I bet on Le Pen lads? 6.0

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In an ambulance. Ask me anything

>>36497569
why are you in an ambulance

>>36497569
How much dose is a lethal dose of morphine

>>36497569
do you have a nice willy

>>36497569
Why aren't you a proper doctor?

>>36497569
Do you notice that you are on CCTV?

>>36497511
i dont get the whole prison gay thing

surely if you're that desperate you would date a fat girl or at least try it.

if you somehow find the confidence to meet up with guys and suck dick, you could find the confidence to date a fat girl.

Anyone else watching the French elections? I've become addicted to libshit freakouts on twitter over the past year and I'm looking for another hit.

>>36497569
Do you get charged if you call an ambulance out for legitimate reasons?

>>36497643
i havent. is one of the candidates like donald trump or something?

>>36497636
You underestimate how disgusting some men find fat women.

>>36497636
They find it easier to talk to guys. Women intimidate them

Guys are also outwardly more sexual, so when a faggot comes onto them and throws lewd comments, they embrace it because it's the first piece of sexual validation they've ever received in their life

Fat girls don't do that, especially not online where these guys spend most of their time

>>36497636
Im straight but fatties reject me

>>36493762
I found my people
and I am also original

>>36497636
I have a fat fetish but i'm still a kissless virgin.

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>>36497575

Psych assessment... Schizophrenic

>>36497675

maybe but literally fucking a gender you're not really attracted to has to be worse

>>36497690
She's ahead by like 1.5 percent so far. I know that's unlikely to hold but until then my dick will remain hard.

>>36497738
You could argue some men are more feminine than fat women. I don't want to open up the "are traps gay" debate though.

>>36496842
I've known for a long time, dude. You made it really obvious with a few things that you did.

>>36497569
Can you grab some morphine for us lads?

>>36497707
>They find it easier to talk to guys. Women intimidate them

suppose that makes sense. i find women intimidating though but i have found the courage to date them in the past because i would rather face my problems than be a virgin.

>>36497714
>>36497708
are you both ugly/fat, and have a shit dress sense?

The sun shone, beers flowed and Birmingham City are going down. What a weekend.

>>36497718
Why an ambulance though?

>>36497777
yeah, i mean i can see why they might want to fuck traps over fat girl but the guys that they are fucking are probably other average looking or ugly guys.

>>36497802
>are you both ugly/fat, and have a shit dress sense?
I have been told by normies my fashion is okay/ not autistic

Not obese but not built (working on building muscle now)

ugly
I'd say Im slightly below average + mild acne (was worst but got some medication for it and it's clearing up) but I am harder on my opinion of how I look than I would be with others

>>36497851
Yeah, I don't get that personally. Maybe they just want some kind of sexual contact, regardless of who it comes from.

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Wanna die desu boys gotta work tomorrow. Manual normie job sitting in a van with some fuckin apprentices talking shit about clothes.

Tik too for me lads

>>36493762
>>36493835
Nice Partridge, here are your (you)s

>>36497802
I have a decent physique and would date someone on the large side. Looks alone are vain.

>>36497883
>Not obese but not built (working on building muscle now)

honestly, your fashion, face, and personality matters much more than being built. most women dont really care that much as long as you're not fat, and this is coming from somene that went from underweight to pretty built.

you're probably average lad. with decent clothes and a good hair cut you, you could easily get a fat girl. you could even get a fat girl on a dating site if you cba pulling them in real life.

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Night lads, gotta go to beddy byes for work tomorrow. Mr Goldberg says I'm in charge of cleaning his car.

>>36497802
i go on /fa/ a lot so i think i dress better than most normies, i'm skinny and have acne. if i had clear skin and gained some muscle i think i would be about a 7/10

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me in the middle looking proper cheeky

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>got a comfy drunk buzz on
>Got a pizza (white Italian made)
>got 5 beers left

I do believe this is a good sunday night

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Redpill me on railcards.

>work again tomorrow

Just end it all lads.

>>36498138
really want to shag the one on the left tbqh

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https://8values.github.io/quiz.html

Take the quiz and share lads.

>>36498222
Three day weekend next weekend mate. Hang tough

>>36498138
You're not helping my perception that 3d women are disgusting, lad.

can't stop farting tbqh lads. i'm not naturally windy but been having 2 farts a minute for about half an hour.

>>36498296
I don't get bank holidays m8.

I'm off Wed-Sat this week but I have to go in for half an hour on Thursday.

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It's not even the racism in UKIP that pisses me off. It's that poor people are stupid enough to vote for economic policies that support the rich. The proll aren't going anywhere acting this silly.

>>36498390
>I'm off Wed-Sat this week

Oh yeah, poor you

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>>36498272


Here you are lid

>>36498315
pressure building up in ur bowels lad, if its still like it tomorrow morning get your self in for an arse fingering at the doctors

>>36498402
>>36498435
template pls lads

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>>36498502
i am safe from why live, noice

>>36498296
Fukc better book some holiday off tomorrow

>tfw playing cs gives me a massive adrenaline rush that fucks up my aim

>>36498557
at least you're not fat lad?

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/nohope/ here

Was expecting to be a robot, but those boxes in
the bottom left really tipped me over

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>>36498502
less than i thought

>>36498568
im fat, but im ultra manlet so i dont need to be over 250 to be fat fat

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Rigged, I'm not a normie

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guess i should go kill myself

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>>36498502
There's stiII hope!

>>36498081

Thank you for the advice, is "good hair cut" basically what is fa right now or what will work with my head shape?

>>36498627
>>36498654
I can't believe you've never fapped to hentai at least once in life.

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I didn't think l was that bad

>>36498627
>winning
The biggest looser is the real winner, do you not fucking understand?

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>>36498402
17 or 18

shall not be posting what boxxes though Theresa.

>>36498654
its silly really. lots of normies have watched anime or fapped to hentai at one point in their life

>>36498402
9 but I won't say because it's embarrassing

>>36498212
They're the sensible option if you want to save money.

My monthly rail ticket costs me 63.50GBP which works out as ~2.05GBP/day.

If I were to buy a ticket every day in the morning on route to work (either in the station or on the train) it would be peak time so I would pay peak prices. The peak-time cost of a daily return for my route it 4-pound-something. Madness not to get a monthly ticket (or longer) if you get the train every day. In most instances you need to be getting the train 5 days a week for the savings to make sense though.

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>>36498717
Tranny and a woman is basically straight porn and lesbian porn at the same time.

>>36498402
>>36498557
>>36498580
>>36498664
>>36498668
>>36498693
all these people falling for gchq's trap
expect a knock on the door

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>>36498706
>tfw I reported you for avatar posting

>>36498680
>"good hair cut" basically what is fa right now or what will work with my head shape?

never been on fa in my life.

usually whatever works with your head shape

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>>36498502
contribution desu

>>36498735

Good Iuck, I'm behind seven proxies

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>>36498402
Think we'd get on quite well 2bh.

Similar politics and we check similar boxes.

What music are you into lad?

>>36498717
Because tranny porn isn't actually gay.

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Got pretty degenerate.

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>>36498736
>>36498785
What did I do wrong to you ladS?

>>36498785
>>36498736
Leave Ebina alone, he's a good lad even if he doesn't bathe

>>36498717
They don't look like men. Whether they are or not, I couldn't care less because my dick doesn't think so

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>>36498742
>Why the fuck would I want to get the most points in /hohope/ bingo?
normie detected

>>36498811
Avatarposting is against the rules
>>36498828
I don't like him. He whines too much

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>>36498654
Try this one.

Origami

>>36498840
Two or three posts a thread is pretty harmless lad, he posts less than Moni.
Don't be a dickhead

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>>36498717
Denial, lots of it.

>mfw someone unironically says 'feminine penis' near me

>>36498881
0

So how am I still single?

>>36498887
I frequently report poley too. Unfortunately tripfags are within the rules

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>>36498840
is this agaisnt the rules?

I only avatarfag in about 1 out of 5 of my posts probably

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What time you lads got to get up for work?

5:30 here

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>>36498881

I'm enjoying these

>>36498755
Cheers Im due haircut in a couple of weeks I'll do some research and talk to the barber or maybe go see a stylist

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Seems a bit too easy to be scored as a robot. I say this as someone who usually thinks I am probably now too normalfag to post here anymore.

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>>36498936
9:15 desuuuudesu uonirigiall

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>>36498881
How does torrenting make you a loser and who hasn't been fired at least once?

>>36498953
Of course you are. It's self-absorbed, narcissitic wankery and people love nothing more than talking about themselves

For everyone else, it's nothing but spam

Survey topics should be banned.

Fuck off

>>36493762
I fucking hate Sundays because I'm a lazy cunt and usually leave all my work to do on Sunday

>>36499007
>work

but
we are neet

>>36499007
>leave all my work till sunday
>still don't do it
I'm going to fail life at this rate

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>>36498881
It wasn't meant to be like this. I was supposed to be great.