>You will never see this view

>>36493321
Mostly because it's an impossibly wide angle for the human eye unless you're inhumanly tall

>>36493321
I am seeing it right now
What are you talking about faggot?

I'm lookin at it right now

I'm self inserting as the girl tbqh

>>36493321
But i do i have a gf :^)

>>36493321
>not Black
You had one job

>>36493321
lol, bitch is ugly as fuck
I'd fuck her and then forget her for the rest of my life

>>36493321
But I have seen this view

>>36493372
top kek

orenagonaggoiolli

Why would I want to fuck Wendy in the first place?

>>36493640
Why wouldn't you want to fuck Wendy?

Yeah, I'd never fuck a dirty ginger.

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I love that video, fap to this shot daily. She is only 4'9 and watching this huge cock thrust into her is amazing.

>>36494016
yeah its pretty cool but you should stop watching porn

Your girl has been blacked

>>36493640
Because when you are done she will make you a cheeseburger.

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>Pippi Longstocking porn parody.webm

>>36494304

Why should he?


You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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>>36494304
>le varg meme man

>>36494471
think about what you look like when you're sitting in the dark, hunched over in your chair, jacking off to something you're watching on a 2d screen

doesn't it look weak as fuck?

>>36493321
She's got to be awfully small and bendy for that to work. My Brazilian wife is quite slim in the waist but she's got a huge ass, she'd be afraid of falling off the bed and wouldn't enjoy that at all.

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>>36493379
>>36493393
>>36493640
>>36493852
>>36495006

GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BOARD!!
WHY ARE YOU FILTHY NORMALS EVEN DOING HERE?!?!?

>bf can't fuck me because his poor diet and (((SSRIs))) makes his penis not work and he's too helpless to learn how to sex if it did
Should I cuck him?

>>36495243
Stop telling people with girlfriends to get out. This is our board now

>>36495368
>Should I cuck him?
no you should kill yourself you fucking roastie.
Why would you even imagine doing such a thing to him?

>>36495243
>Implying this was never not a normie board.

Tfw no Wendy's nearby

>>36493321
is this supposed to be the wendys girl

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>>36495428
Oh Daddy! I mean, Mr. Thomas! I'll never drop fries ten minutes before close ever again!!!

>>36495368
I'll fuck you bby. Come visit me in the nut house starting next month. Bring smokes and coffee.

>>36493321
Yeah, I have a crush on Wendy as well, OP.

>>36495568
>smokes
ewww, no.

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>>36493321
>You will never BE the view

>>36495594
Enjoy NOT getting good dicking then.
Straight edge faggots suck dick in bed. Too afraid.

Tfw no Burger King / Wendy porn

>>36493321
tfw you will never be at all
tfw its all a simulation

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>>36495665
this don't really count but have you looked hard enough

Of course I would never see this view.
I don't have such a big dick to begin with.

>>36494549
I masturbate comfortably while lying down, it looks about as 'weak' as stretching.

>>36493321
>Ginger

I'm glad I'll never see that view.

>>36493321
>you will never fuck wendys

>>36493321
I'm looking at it right now noob.

>>36493321
Imma need this good sauce.

>>36493321

Mostly because all the fat fucks on this board would see nothing but their own stomachs even if they managed to trick a girl into sex.

>>36496898
Most people on /r9k/ are probably skinnier than average

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>>36493321
I hadn't realized that Wendy fell on such hard times.

>>36496898
Most robots aren't fat. They have other issues, like failing to initiate anything with anyone.

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Disgusting really, not sure what else to say about this

>>36494459
Seriously why isn't she wearing striped stockings

>>36496917

This, I'm sick of the reddit meme about robots being fat. Where do they even get the idea? /r9k/ has always been skelly.

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>>36497381
If you're not fat then you need to GTFO my board. Only fat people can be robots, skellys have never felt the pain of being ridiculed their life for being fat. You've never had women laugh at you for being chubby, or had chad and his buddies pick on you because of your weight. Normies get out get out REEEEEEEE

>>36495376
>>36495402

GET THE FUCK OUT NORMALFAGGOTS! RRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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>>36493321
but i just did haaha the tables are turned normiy

>>36498432
What the fuck is going on with her head

>>36498338
I was and experienced all that.
Then I stopped being a fat cunt and lost weight.
Then I became chubby.
And now I'm content because weight doesn't matter. ESPECIALLY if you are a man ffs.

RETARDS can play catch up to the "standart" shilled by media but nobody can deny or alter how our animal brains truly work. And I'm telling you that fat guys can and do attract women.

>>36498338

Fatties don't belong here, it's impossible for them to be robot. People will gladly shit on a thin person all day but it's considered unacceptable to make fun of a disgusting lardass. Society is on your side when it comes to this. How do you even get fat in the first place? You stuff your fat face like a food loving normalfag and then waddle around not caring who sees you to get more.

>>36499641
Fat people don't like food so much as they like eating.

>>36498338
>skellys have never felt the pain of being ridiculed their life
fuck off. everyone just thinks it's acceptable to ridicule skellies.

>>36493321

Daily reminder that size doesn't matter and a small dick would feel exactly the same to her

>>36493321
I'm seeing it right now