Why haven't you picked up a prostitute yet, /r9k/? Just

>>36491423
Why pay when you can use Grindr and get free suck and fuck?

Because every girl i have spoken to finds it disgusting.
I don't want to upset my future gf with my past.
>inb4 you don't have to tell her
No. Once i commit, i'm going to 100% trust her with everything.

>>36491423
idk where to buy hookers

>>36491423
I paid an escort to watch anime with me,
though using one for sex seems like something I wouldn't do.

I'm afirad of undercover cops

>>36491447
Have you done it before? Can you just tell the guy to suck you off and leave?
How fast after meeting him does he start sucking you?
What if you can't get it up?

I can loose my future security clearance if I use stripper's too much

>>36491423>>36491423
Because I don't want diseases

Contrary to the threads glorifying whores, most robots don't care for them

>>36491489
>Can you just tell the guy to suck you off and leave?
you can, that doesn't mean he will when he's finished,
he may start stalking you and tell your friends and family that he's your boyfriend
do you want that?

Cause I rather fund a CamG!rls college fund
>duh

>>36491489
There are tons of guys who will just suck you off and leave I had one do this friday night, just be blunt with what you want I mean were guys not fumb ass chicks. We talked and he came by at 1030pm and knocked on the door I pulled my pants down and he sucked me off and after I came in his mouth he walked out and went ofr. Be safe though dont want STDS and shit

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>>36491423
I promised myself that I'd do it once I reached 30 as a virgin. I made this promise when I was 19. Back then I thought that it was virtually impossible to reach 30 as a virgin. As a 27 years old virgin, I can't help but laugh at my naive younger self.

>>36491534
It just seems degrading and rude to tell someone to suck your dick.

>>36491589
Lot of them like that though, I found about half the guys are married to women and cant wait to suck a cock on a weekend

>>36491588
dude most people on r9k are horny teenagers ironically pretending they can't get any, it's all one big meme
you're 27 and a virgin, there's something seriously wrong with you anon, what the hell

>>36491651
>dude most people on r9k are horny teenagers
speak for yourself

>get a escort
>fucked up from nerves so unable to get erect
>embarrass myself thoroughly and leave $300 poorer

Some of us are just never meant to lose it

>>36491757
Should've brought some viagra/cialis

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>>36491423
im actually scared that i cum too fast and can't get a boner for a long time so that the money would be wasted

>>36491423
> there are people outside dressed like this
I am making a sound decision by not leaving my room

>>36491522
>he may start stalking you and tell your friends and family that he's your boyfriend
That's hilarious, not scary. My family would probably tell him to fuck off. And my friends would laugh at him for sucking my dick.

>>36491519
I've had sex with 14 prostitutes.

Still disease free. :|

>>36491757
Just use Grindr and find a man to milk your cock

Because I want love.
I'm only interested in sex as an expression of love.

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>>36491651
There's a whole bunch of things wrong with me, youngling. I'm fully aware of that. And tbqh, being a 27 years old virgin doesn't even make it to the top 5 list.

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>>36491886
Most first dates end up with sex anyway

>>36491458
>future gf
>Once I commit

Someone is waaaaaaaay overoptimistic.

>>36491907
And I do not want that.

>>36491519
Whores are less likely to have STDs than a random girl, you stupid whiteknight virgin.

>>36491833
Are you offering senpai?

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yer can all have one of my hoes for 50 bucks.most of them are drug addled though

>>36491936
Expect to remain a virgin for a very long time then.

>>36491936
You clearly want to die a kissless virgin.

>>36491925
And while your jerking off shes fucking a bunch of dudes one after the other.
Get a hooker and stop with women so the price of pussy can go down.

>>36491951
>>36491959
I've accepted that's probably going to happen.
I don't really care, I'm not going to be any closer to what I really want if I fuck a hooker or have first date sex, and I'd just feel worse about myself.

>>36491996
Or you might have some fun, feel a bit of relief and experience some more about what life has to offer.

Not to mention finally being able to see sex doesn't mean shit

>>36491423
It's just overrcorrection, don't go from virgins to prostitutes, go for a fetish full of sluts. If you like smart go mature, if you like chubby go bbw, just learn who's slutty and who's not. Treat women you want to fuck the same way you'd treat a guy you want something from. You don't be pretend to be someone's best friend to get them to lend you their phone to call home, don't do the same to get a girl to fuck you. The hard part is getting used to talking to them like they have nothing over you, because they dont, it's just more obvious with prostitutes

>>36491947
Fuck no I have never nor will suck a dick or take it up my ass, I will fuck boipussy and let them milk my dickmeat though

>>36492048
ooga booga
*tips loincloth*

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>>36492106
There's only one loser in this conversation. Just remember that.

>>36491423
A number of reasons, but In the end a prostitute is just assisted masturbation.
I would have to find out where I can get one around here.
It cost money, and I'm pretty frugal.
Sex on it's own isn't even that great to me, even jerking off is more of a habit at this point, tough I may be one of the few on this point.
I'd still prefer a lady that actually liked me.
and then there are perverted acts which a hooker can't really satisfy such as hand holding and cuddling ,I wouldn't want to do those with a prostitute.

So in conclusion for the efforts of getting one they'd be unable to resolve any wants.

>>36491722
hes right you're the outlier

>>36492757
>hes right you're the outlier
source?

>>36491423
If prostitutes looked like that around where I lived.
I'd legit leave my house and do it right now.
I'd be content paying $50, to blow a load in that pooper

>>36491534
Did you use a condom? origanu

>>36492796
>I'd be content paying $50, to blow a load in that pooper
Dude anal is like 300

>>36491534
>Be safe though dont want STDS and shit

How about not soliciting blowjobs from deranged homosexual nymphomaniacs over the internet? That would probably be a good strategy to avoid STDs

>>36491423
I wish prostitutes still walked the streets like this. Police have really cracked down on public human trafficking so pimps have taken their whores to the internet.

>>36491423
Because my roommate got arrested in a sting a couple of years ago for trying to rent a whore off Backpage, and I've been too pussy to try since then.

>>36492850

>implying the crazy fag nymphos aren't paranoid as shit about STDs too
>implying it's not regular normies who aren't spreading disease around willy nilly

I'd take my chances with another wacky robot before any normie slut, just saying.

>>36492874
>rent

Clearly "hire" is the more appropriate word

>>36492909
>dude you should totally get some random dude off the internet to put his mouth on your penis. It's totally safe because normies

faggotry

>>36492847
Maybe for an escort, not for a streetwalker.

>>36491423
Because its illegal where I live.

I did, the sex was ok. I wasn't a virgin either, I was just curious and had some spare cash. Probably won't do it again, too expensive.

>>36491651
Underaged b&

or1g

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>>36492964
>legal to buy guns and shoot people in burgerland
>not legal to pay for sex

I would have to use Backpage and that just seems risky.

I've always been tempted by the cowtitted escorts, because I wouldn't get my hands/dick on huge tits the normal way, but they're probably too expensive for me and I don't know if paying to sign up for The Erotic Review is worth it.

>>36493083
>>>legal to buy guns and sh
Blame the idiot god botheres in this country, if I was in charge I'd put more research into developing sex robots.

I would creep out even the nastiest prostitute with my sperg personality and inability to speak. My money is no good to them.

>Be America
>Citizen conducts business transaction where he exchanges currency for consensual sex
>Get busted, lose job, have to register as a sex offender for life, life ruined

Land o' the free

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>>36491423
>YWN STICK YOUR FACE IN THAT THICC BRAPPER

JUST DIMSA LADS

>>36491651
>most people on r9k are horny teenagers ironically pretending they can't get any
That's how it starts

I would get one but I still look like I could be a senior in high school. Which isn't that bad at 20, but I feel that many of them would refuse me service saying they would feel like a pedo or something.

>>36493191
That's why you go to Nevada

>>36491479
What the fuck, I don't believe you

>>36493544
Ah yes, the legal brothels, where an hour of unenthusiastic sex costs 4-figures.

>>36491423
Johnfag here,
Some quick and dirty info to get you mongers started.

Backpage & Streetwalkers are mistakes. This is how you get busted, or (much more likely) mugged by Tyrone.

Find your local review board, join it, read it. Highly recommend joining your local paid screening service but I know you mongers are poor and paranoid so people will bitch about this.

>>36491588
Nice dubs. Also same. Did it around 28 or 29 and life is way more satisfying now.

>>36491757
Same. Took like 3 tries for me. There is alot of stress initially. Honestly my fantasies didn't match up with what physically felt the best, so I had to get over that. Anyway, BJ+HJ w/ lube (spit) turned out to be the most stimulating. The trick, really, was to relax. While fapping I'd cum in like 30s but it takes a long time even with a hot girl slobbering my dick.

>>36491791
Honestly this likely won't happen. If it does, wear a condom next time. You won't feel shit and will last forever... if that is what you want.

>>36491825
Same.

>>36492048
This is truth.

>>36492704
There is a wide range of hookers. Sure, low-class streetwalkers are bad at cuddling, but there are high-end escorts that specialize in this shit. Remember, most Johns are old guys whose wives hate them.

>>36493107
Backpage is indeed mistakes. Do your research and join a paid site. Which state do you live in? Maybe I can recommend.

>>36493140
TER is alright. If its the most popular locally, then yes, join it.
Actually, just playing with tits is super vanilla. You can easily find a massage provider (100-150/h) who will let you go wild playing with her tits. Of course, GFE (200-300/h) girls will be happy to let you play with them and will suck/fuck you, too.

Honestly, the things that *aren't* on the menu by default are bareback, creampies, piss/shit, pain, etc.

>>36493537
Just bring your ID. Hookers like money but they *don't* like being felons.

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>>36495769
As far as escorts are concerned, titfucking is all I'm interested in.

What are the recommended Google search terms? "[region] escort reviews"? Easy as that?

I live in South Florida by the way.

Blackmail.
Most still blackmail you.
Prossies still have plenty of tricks to make the sex awful too.
90% clamp their vaginas to make you cum quicker.

>>36491458
don't listen to these KHVs
you are right to think this way
don't ruin your future by trying to have some quick fun
you might as well just fap
don't risk the STDs and permanent shame

I'd rather spend my money on video games.

>>36491588
just fuck one of your fat female friends

>>36491423
None in my area look like this. I am also a jobless broke NEET.

>>36496115
>90% clamp their vaginas

Sounds pretty good, desu

You're already fucking with a condom, and any man can last as long as he wants. So yeah. I'll take it.

>>36491622
seems like they're an easy bunch to blackmail
and they probably fuck a bunch of guys so they won't know it was u

>>36496192
It's painful. Not good at all.

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>>36491423
>>Why haven't you picked up a prostitute yet, /r9k/?
>tfw

>>36493544
Johnfag here,

I don't have experience in Nevada specifically but my understanding is that rates for regular escorts will be in the 500-750 range, and at the brothels in the 1,000+ range. Outside of Nevada and New York, you'd be looking at 250-350 for quality escorts, in large cities.

As far as enthusiasm goes, it depends on the girl more than the price. There girls with GPS (Golden Pussy Syndrome) who charge a on and will act like a bitch, and there are sweethearts, and there are high-class professional actresses.

>>36493166
Nice dubs. Anyway, people think this, but remember that hookers like money. These are the qualities hookers like in their customers:
Shaves balls/trim pubes
Brushes teeth & uses mouthwash
Recently showered (e.g. before session)
Pays up front
Leaves on time
Isn't rude or abusive

That's it. If you're a mellow sperg who takes a shower and pays up, you are 100% golden.

>>36496077
Nice dubs. I'm jelly of your fetish, titfucking is super easy to come by.

Yeah, that is what I would Google. Where I am- Texas- Eccie and Preferred411 are more popular. On Eccie, Florida has like a 10th of the listings Texas does, so there is surely something more popular locally.

>>36496115
Blackmail basically doesn't happen. Can't say I've ever heard of it and I've been on Johnfag forums for multiple years now.

Hookers like money, and blackmail is an extremely poor business model. If your snatch is open for business, I assure you that you can make virtually as much money as you want. (This assumes that you have the customer service skills and tech savvy to do such advanced tasks such as responding to text messages and using google calendar to keep a manageable schedule- which is by NO means a given)

>Clamping vaginas
Honestly I don't think I can cum with a condom on but I hadn't thought of this. Thanks for the suggestion anon!

>>36495769
Where this backpage is set up meme come from? I did backpages and it wasnt a set. Although my escort was ts so

>>36496452
Johnfag here,
>Blackmail, Pt. II
As an aside to this, let me share a local hooker story. Word of mouth is strong in the monger community.

So, a reasonably good looking girl (probably 8/10) posts an ad on our local "new girls" board. There are always a number of mongers looking for fresh meat, so she of course gets a number of clients right away. Her rate was standard, 300/hr I think.

Well, word gets out that she does bareback for an additional $200. (I forget if she did creampies as well... wish I found out at the time). She immediately gets tons of inquiries from other johns. At this point, she still only made the one post.

You can sort of tell how many Johns a girl sees based on how many reviews she gets. Most pay sites give you free time to write a review, so a certain percentage of guys always do it because they're cheap. (A certain percentage never do because they're paranoid, etc).

So a few weeks go by, and the influx of reviews is non-stop. She only posted the one ad, mind you. She was probably getting 2-5 reviews a day, which meant that both she was seeing probably 3-5x that many IRL, and that a large portion of them liked the experience enough to write/brag about it.

So, imagine you have an unlimited number of customers willing to pay $500 to get into your snatch, and the only barrier to how much money you make is how long you're willing to work.

That is why blackmail is a terrible business model. You will torpedo your reputation once word gets out. But if you do the nasty shit guys want, they will be beating down the door trying to give you their money.

>>36496540
Well, its a mixture of reasons. Most TV News places will showcase police stings based around backpage. Stings are rare, and you have to be dumb to fall into them, but the stigma persists.

I don't do backpage because I'm unwilling to use social skills to negotiate or inquire if the girls do the fetish I have. So I stick to girls with reviews, where I can find out in advance.

>>36496840
You should experiement with a drug of your choice to counteract social paranoia or whatever. It worked (somewhat) for me.

>>36496896
Not him but can you elaborate? I have social paranoia and it holds me back a lot.

>>36496840
Just curious, do lesbian-only prostitutes even exist in the US? I know they do in South Korea where being gay is taboo, but I can't see it happening here...

>>36496896
Johnfag here,

Truth be told, aside from hookering, I'm actually straight edge. But I had considered it.

Its funny, the same sort of story on /r9k/ and "just BEE yourself" plays out in the Johnfag community. Some guys lament they can't get what they want, other guys brag they talk every other girl into doing it, etc.

>>36496989
Can't say I've ever heard of a lesbian-only hooker. But I'd say most hookers advertise themselves as bi.

Honestly, I think female customers are a nice break from the non-stop dick train. If you want to eat hot snatch, then you're 100% golden. If you want to get yours eaten, I can't guess if it will be good. Is eating snatch easy? Can you teach it to someone in < 20min? I honestly don't know. If you can then I'm sure you'd have no trouble navigating the US escort scene.

But... if you want dick-free snatch, you're 100% screwed.