What would you do if a girl with a body like this asked

I would say no because she's out of my league and dates make me nervous

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>>36481747
if she's 2D then i'd accept
if not, id vomit because 3D is disgusting

>>36481747
depends if we've kicked it off before and she isn't a degenerate.

>>36481767
>I would say no because she's out of my league and dates make me nervous
Pretty much this. I'd think it's a prank.

>>36481747
Eh, if she has good hygiene I'd give her the ol' fuck'n'chuck

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>>36481747
happily acccept

If she's as shy looking as she is in your pic I'd whole heatedly accept. I can't image myself going to the beach like in your pic without having to deal with my family but I'd probably ask her to walk with me on the boardwalk. Hope for an awkward full body hug at the end of it.

>>36481747
if she would look exactly like that 2D i would go, otherwise i would kindly refuse

>>36481747
Repress my urge to puke and try to manage a "not interested" before walking off

>>36481767
>>36481824
How ugly do you have to be for her to be out of your league? Are you deformed?

>>36482548
To be fair anon that is a genuinely cute girl. No acne, great hair, great eyes, shy personality. A cubey to pointy chin and the obvious obesity are the only real disadvantages. She'd be uglier IRL though.

>>36482548
You know the guys that you can immediately tell there is something wrong with even if they don't have some obvious deformity? Those guys that just scream "potential mass shooter and/or child molester" despite obvious efforts at looking friendly and normal? The kind of guys you just loot at and know they still live with their parents and play MMOs all day every day? This is where they congregate.

If she weighted about twice as much, didn't shave anything, and had a stupid haircut dyed some tacky neon color then she might be low enough to avoid suspicion.

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>I-I can't believe you rejected me for being too heavy...
>Maybe I should just kill myself now...
How do you respond?

>>36483540

Remember to get the good rope, don't skimp. You should treat yourself to something nice at least once.

>>36483540
"Go ahead pig. Fat women have no value except as body warmers for your bed/sofa."

I'd just say yeah

I mean I'm not fat but I'm certainly not attractive either. Don't think I'm in any position to judge. And a woman asking me out in the first place would be a jaw dropper.

>>36482548
>being fat is the same as being ugly
where am I? lol. I honestly cant fathom this kind of logic.

>>36481747
i lost my virginity to a girl this fat with a lot of missing teeth and a really ugly/manly face
she was also the same height as me, 5'11

i was desperate for physical interaction of any kind after years of NEETdom, but i still regret it to this day

she smelled really weird and did not move at all during sex

the experience turned me off of sex permanently

it was fucking traumatic

>>36481747
if her body was like that exactly
fat girls irl have saggy ass breasts and stretch marks though

>>36481747
This is a hypothetical and completely unrealistic situation, and I would say no

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>Hey anon, I put on around thir- um, I mean, ten pounds these past few months, but you're still attracted to me, right?

>>36481747
If she has cute face try to not be robot long enough for sex.

>>36481747
I'm not particularly fond of overweight body types but i'd at least meet her to see what her personality is like.

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>>36484181
>not wanting a literal Titomi Tanaka tier gf
It's like you have no taste.

>>36481747

Fun fact from personal experience.

All I have ever been able to date and fuck has been fat women. And let me tell you this. All fat women can't take care of their business. THey can't wipe and their pussy is fucked.

It's all a really bad investment and not even worth a one night stand.

Chubby MAYBE, but OP's photo is a FAT>

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>I've tried exercising more to lose weight for you, anon. D-do I look any better yet?

Kindly reject her because I have zero self esteem and self worth.

>>36485107
Literally prefect

>>36481747
I'd make her give me a rimjob fuck her in the ass and cum in her mouth so she has to taste shit and semen at once. I would Also give her a swirlie during the rough sex and using a branding iron to Mark her ass

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>What do you think of my Halloween costume, anon?

Lol a girl asking someone out.

Yeah right.

>>36481747
What if my human already looks like that?

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>>36485107
>you will never have a moderately chubby gf whose continued efforts to improve herself - and subsequent fumbles - allow her to retain an ideal body rather than balloon outward like most girls her size
>you will never console her when she strays from the path, devastated by her inability to lose weight for you, compelling her to redouble her efforts
I'm not even sure it's worth it anymore, honestly. Pull the plug, doc, I want off.

>>36481747
I would decline because she would be bored with me instantly and also im not fat so i expect my partner to also not be fat

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>I *wheeze* have to get fit for anon. He said he wouldn't date me unless I did.

>>36486214
Does it come with the lactation function?

>>36486752
>not wanting to impregnate her and watch her reach peak thicc