LADS WTF HELP

It is obviously a test. Just tell him that you are going to put it away for savings

Savings is the only reasonable and responsible answer.

Use it to better yourself. Get a suit for a job interview or stuff like that.
This does actually require you to come out of your NEET gave and better yourself.
Or put it in a savings account.

Don't blow it on games or amiibos.

>>36462777
Invest it mayn

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>>36462790
interest rate is shit plus my mum is hoarding it saying i cant spend it till i sort myself out and shit
here is proof so u know am not bull shitting

There is literally nothing you can do with just 1000 sterling.

Sorry to ruin your dreams but what you have there is pocket change.

You cannot do anything much with it.

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>>36462808
i know but part of me just wants to spend it on a dope gaming pc and all the new games or maybe cheap hooker etc

>>36462877
I know you do. Don't
You've reached the crossroads. One road you've already taken, and you know where it took you, and one untaken.

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>>36462872
tread softy for you tread on my dreams

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>>36462877
>spend it on a dope gaming pc and all the new games
DO IT

If I were you I would just blow it on naked anime figurines while keeping $50 in the bank for emergency taco funds.

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>>36462925
but mum and dad will be disappointed in me

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>>36462777
mate, fellow britbong, my dad did this to me but with 500 quid when I was 15. It's a fucking test man, you gotta buy a suit and go for a couple job interviews asked your dad if he knows anyone who could get you a job (best and easiest way).

So long as you don't spend more than 25 percent you pass, though serious man you gotta get a job.

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>>36462937
SAD! not even a weeb dont even like anime at much

>>36462877
do it ya devil...heh

>>36462777
why don't you buy him a present with some of it

>>36462964
thanks hank but to much shy austismo twat to get job right thinking of moving somewhere more comfy live in a shitty chav town

>>36462952
spend half of it on fun stuff...and then save the rest or spend on good stuff

>>36462952
They already are
origori

>>36462997
lad, you don't have to keep the job. The trick to making them proud is just getting the job in the first place, it shows you have the iniative and that's all they care about. I got a job after the money was given to me but I didn't stay there forever, you would be surprised at the amount of shit which causes a good reason for you to leave a job. About after 3 months I left and went back to neetdom, parents were just happy with me getting something to put on a CV.

If they want to know why you want to leave the job just make some apiration bullshit, my one was "I don't feel like my skills are in that area I want to go try find a better job which pays more and it's something I enjoy doing."

It works like a charm.

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>>36462992
nice idea but i could use the money and he is very old mostly likey be dead soon i know it's fuck up to say but its true
>>36463004
that hurt anon

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>>36462952
buy a good studio headset and lose yourself in virtual worlds
don't let them ruin your fun

>>36463092
virtual worlds u mean faggy degen worlds like fetlife

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>>36463118
no i mean videogames in 4k

>>36463145
its very tempting i could get a great fucking gaming pc for under 1000pound online and i am using a shitty i 3 laptop with a crack screen right now also why is the pound sign not allowed

>>36463073
Sorry I thought it was a funny thing to say
All srs save it/invest to make yourself more employable

>>36462832
Just throw it in some mutual fund

>>36462832
Invest in XRP and ETH, wait a decade then retire as a rich NEET

>>36462777
If you haven't passed your driving license yet, do it now.

Put half of it in savings, use the other half to do something for your family. I was in about the same situation, and I took half of the money, got supplies and a friend of mine who knows carpentry shit, and built a kickass carport because he always complained about his car getting dirty outside

Buy a gym membership, whey and a suit. Save the rest. Only spend 20% on respectable stuff, its a test

>>36463313
>>36463343
dunno what at is and dont trust the banking jews after the crash and what not remember people getting fuck over by them
>>36463413
intrest rate in the uk is half a percent so fuck at also^
>>36463426
got weights and whey and my twin wants to do this but cant be arsed to be a /fit/ bro to much hard work

>>36463343
could you elaborate on those two?