/britfeel/ where are you guys edition

>>36450495

first for should of gone to specsavers

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Am I fucked lads? Where do I go from here?

>>36460165
>No britfeel in title
>thought it was Sunday
>not on P1

Weak attempt.

>>36460210

that's a win leave while you're on top lad

>>36460069
From what I've read about SIA licences, it seems to be that you just pay some money and they send you one in the post.

Is this actually true, lads? Do you not need to go on a course or anything if you're paying for it for yourself?

>>36460898

not your personal robot m8

>you will never join the east india company and have a cute brown concubine

So what is everyone up to today?

what the fuck its only half 10? looks like im awake early again..

>>36461712
Early? What time do you usually get up?

Anyone here seen that re zero anime I'm obsessed with it might watch it again today

>>36461731
between 1-4pm usually

>>36461792
Don't you miss out on most of the day though

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Shameless waifu posting

>>36461815
thats generally the aim

I didn't show up for work this morning because I have a relative convalescing in the hospital whom I'm keeping vigil over. She might die desu. I texted my boss to let him know yesterday but he never replied. I'm worried.

>>36460898
When I googled it there was like 4/5 different ones. What's the licence for sitting on your arse on night shift security?

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pot noodle and an energy drink for breakfast

>>36461841
she dont you have hobbies you enjoy
>>36461846
i hope ther going to be ok and dont worry abutyour boss unless he's a total knobhead he should get mad at you
>>36461947
glass of jack daniels for breakfast

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpSIzx0Ta0Y

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>>36461825
yet more waifu shitposting

>>36461980
proper cheeky m8

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Have to go stand in a store for 10 hours as a security guard with a massive blister on my foot that hurts like fuck right on the ball of my foot lads.
I only work two days a week so I don't want to call in sick I need the monies to buy persona 5

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>>36462047
>I need the monies to buy persona 5
damn right

stop posting in this thread lads

>>36450495
real thread

Thought I was breaking out of my sperginess and finally becoming a happy Normie, had been going out regularly with my mates and was talking often with a girl I really like and was generally feeling really optimistic about stuff for the first time in a while. Was hyped up for a big night out yesterday but it seems like she's not interested in me despite seeming like she was in the past few weeks. Just don't have the guts to come out and be open about my feelings and get an answer definitively. Feels bad my dudes, thought things were looking up but today I feel as isolated as ever.

Anyone got any advice/similar experiences?

>>36462047
put a plater on the blister and buy some of those protective soles

>>36462097
>seems like she's not interested in me
why do you think this

>>36462094
you used the wrong image and didnt put /britfeel?in the tittle also were higher on the bump reating you should be coming in here

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>>36460069
gonna have a wank in the garden lads, i'll be back in a few

>>36462200
absolute madman
post pics

>>36462123
Idk man, it's just the vibe I'm getting, maybe it's just because i have low self confidence.

She's been touchy feely in the past but wasn't really initiating any contact this time although she was fairly responsive when I did.

We headed back to a mates afterwards for a bit and she was cuddling up with another guy who I'm pretty sure fancies her but I don't think they did anything.

>>36462276
you got to make you're move soon mate. if a girl thinks you've gone cold on her she'll move on to someone else really quick which will leave you in a heap of regret

anyone else here /motorbike/ it's the best form of transport cheek quick and mush cooler than cars

>>36462378
never had much interest in bikes to be honest, I'm jealous of them in towns because they just thread their way through like there's no one there but out in the sticks where I live I wouldn't want to be on one, the roads are far to rough for a bike and the roads are very narrow in most places

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yeah no thread..

>>36462316
Yeah you're right mate, I'm just so bad at it. I'm much better talking over text but asking her out like that just seems insincere, whereas in real life I struggle to pluck up the confidence, I just don't know how to solve it.

Post in the real thread you cunts

>>36462447
i think a lot of you problem is self doubt, just do what feel right at that moment and dont over anilize the results
>>36462424
you can weve past most pot holes at narrow roads arnt a problem the biggest setback is the weather ive had ice form on my gloves before and the coldness actually hurts

>>36462445
There may as well not be a thread if its titled wrong, last OP is the one to blame.

>>36462578
replies matter

HASALUTI ZIKI HEKIHO HETUMECEVO VOGICELU HASALUTI ZIKI

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39675418

How can they claim we had a coal-free day when I LITERALLY used coal in my stove last night?
BBC are just fake news.

>>36462578

>Being so retarded you can't locate /britfeel/ in the catalog

Thats why the OP image was so important, to find it easily in the catalog

>>36462605
I'm eating a lump of coal right now, how on earth is this coal free

>>36462605
if the want "coal free days" they should deport all the coal burners tbqh

>>36462625
you can't search the catalogue by image tho

>>36462625
I always type 'brirt' in the search box tbqh lad

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Girl just buzzed my buzzer and said she was here to see the room and I said she had the wrong flat but then she read my address back to me

>>36462639

Don't you think it would be better to check the catalog before making a new thread?

>>36462659
You are being evicted!

>>36462659
say to her "your always welcome in my bedroom babay"that should get rid of her

>>36462671
I checked the catalogue and there was no thread.

>>36462684

There was though, and it's still up now. Are you blind?

god i hate yappy dogs they're not cute they're just anoying

>>36462691
No that's this one

>>36462691
tbf that thread stared with people asking for it to be deleted because of the chink op image

>>36462673
Do feel a slight panic now that my landlord is getting rid of me.

Better tidy this place up in case he comes around

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Support Xiao Guodong this evening

>>36462677
If any more come around I'm gonna tell them the room is already taken

>>36462740
She probably just wrote the number down wrong, I wouldn't worry.

>>36462744
oh god who let you in
just kidding i actually really like your memes

>>36462745
wait ...there really is a room to let???

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>>36462781

Do you like this new dank meme?

>>36462804
it's so good it gave me autisum

>>36462797
It's a one bedroom flat so I hope not
>tfw my bedroom gets rented out and I have to sleep under the kitchen table

what's the plan for the day bots?

anyone wanna check out my music about to get blazed and chill play some leagues

https://youtu.be/prq4_0T-I8g

>>36462861
>sleep under the kitchen table
oh im sure theyed let you curl up t the bottom of the bed like good doggy

>>36462875
that's actually really good ask around for more musicians and you could start a band!

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Memorise Chinese characters

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>>36462744
>>36462933

Observe Chinese integers

>>36462927

can't tell if sarcastic or not lel

>>36462933

howa ching chong

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>>36462969

Speak proper Chinese

Started watching konosuba the other day, always thought it was some shitty SAO style show, turns out it's actually pretty funny.

>>36462976

she sha toli wing wang

>>36462969
no i wasnt being sarcastic you are actualy quite good

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Xiawuhao, Yinggan

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>>36462976
>>36462954
Die in pain chinkboi.

>>36463005

you better subscribe then boy

>>36462993
solly me no spreek engerish

>>36463019
ye...yes...s.. sir

>>36463017

Wo shi bu zhongguoren, wo shi yingguoren.

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Drive Trucks

>>36463036

my empire is coming to fruition which role will you undertake as one of the found members?

>>36463057
minister of witty comebacks

>>36463077

Excellent I shall send over the details to your secretary, try and not fuck her this time George I'm sick of hiring new ones after you're done with them

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>>36463041

Drive reliant robbins

>>36463041
is this the new xi?
is the xi meme now dead?
>>36463082
George gives no promisis

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Don't post trucks

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Drive Lada Niva

>>36463142
like a worm wearing human skin

what a meme fest this is turning into

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Some folks believe in a worldwide Jewish conspiracy.

Me? I just go wherever the road takes me.

>>36463161
Think they're taking it too far, only remotely funny meme currently is gorilla milk and gorilla milk false flags

>>36463168
This isn't the real certified truckboys
i can tell by there being no signature at the bottom that reads:
truck boys

>>36463168
judging by the picture the road took him to austrailia

>>36463168
Get this yank shit outta here.

Quite like the idea of getting fit and losing weight. Shall think about it more.

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All is going to plan

X

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>>36463230
wha...whats going to plan
*eerie music plays in background*

>>36463230

ah the failed God of /x/ thinks he knows reality

>>36463218
why are you thinking of doing that?
i i mean it's a good idea but what made you decide that

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>>36463250
Yinggan Jieshu

What's good to buy in bulk from costco?
Last time I got 20 bottles of shower gel and 18 cans of pringles.

>>36463280
Chicken and nature valley oat bars.

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>Come back from a run
>Splitting headache, body shaking and can't stop farting
>It's been like this for hours now
Well, it's been nice knowing you lads.

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guys my dad out of nowhere just gave me 1000 pounds he says i can use it how every i want but i think it's a test to prove i can used my Inheritance and to get my self sorted out to stop being a neet robot what should i do

dont even get along with him havent seen him in a while ps made a thread
>>36462777

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>>36463275
i cast yee back holy kek compels you

Have any of you lads played purseowner 5 on ps3?

I need to get either a ps3 or 4, would rather not shell out for a ps4 if P5 is just as good on ps3

>>36463300

Go to the casino and put it all on black.

>>36463312
30fps and lower graphics on ps3, 60fps and better graphics on ps4

>>36463296
>he fell for the exercise meme
Many such cases!

>>36463312
I'm playing it on PS3 but only because I'm a cheap fuck that refuses to pay for video games.

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*kicks your door down*

>>36463296
>he fell for the /fit/meme
>>36463300
buy a van and start your own business

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>>36463336
*sc-reeeeeeeeech*
*truck boys pull up*
*steal your truck*
*throw a cold bud at your head*
*drive off*

truck boys

>>36463296
doesn't it feel good anon? i love the feeling of pain after exercise

>>36463336
we're not a free country

>>36463337
dunno how to drive but have thought about doing this and becoming a whie van man or a guy who lives in one
thanks for the input

>>36462276
>she was cuddling up to another man

Welp, if she did like you then it's too late now.

>>36463357

https://youtu.be/ceRdaptR8Hg

>>36463300
not really enough to invest in anything sensibly, I'd just tell him you're putting it in the bank as a safety net

>>36463364
getting a drivers licence would open a lot of door for you

>>36463318
>>36463326
ta lads, I guess I'll have to buy a ps4, 30fps does my head in

>>36463364

Well there's your answer, get some driving lessons and then buy a shitbox.

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>>36461825
>wake up at a good time
>think "I'll just rest for a bit longer"
>sleep for four more hours
DAMAGED

>>36463365
she might just be one of those touchy feely girls dosnt mean anything

>>36463367
Travelling (bud)light

FRIENDLY REMINDER the correct english brew is made in this order ANY OTHER METHOD IS NOT A PROPER BREW

1. tea bag in
2. milk in
3. water in
4. stir and leave
5. tea bag out
6. 1 sugar in
7. drink

anyone who says different is a subhuman and can literally fuck off right now

>>36463365
I dunno, some girls are like that. I was at a friends birthday party recently with a bunch of people from my year and while chatting to a girl i sort of know she was getting very close / touchy feely etc. I know for a fact she has a boyfriend and I have hardly spoken to her so assuming she is just like that normally.

Make a move anon, might as well try

TV licenses don't actually exist, right? Surely it's all just some elaborate joke

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>>36463395
i hate it when that happens on a work day

>>36462505
I've never ever had ice on my steering wheel

I've never ever been cold for more than two minutes in my car.

I've slept in my car on a few occasions, can't do that with a motorbike.

My car has a stereo which can play whatever music I want.

My car can go 350 miles on a single tank of LPG for 18 quid.

If I was attractive and confident then I could fuck someone in my car.

Fuck motorbikes

>>36463415
>putting milk in your tea
Haha he fell for the Brit meme

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>>36463415
>tea bag in
>milk in

>>36463415
>milk before water
get out!

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>>36463427
Buy a truck

>>36463364
https://youtu.be/70XkFKaq3W4

>>36463435
ALSO FRIENDLY REMINDER that people who DON'T have milk in their tea are likely foreigners with lactose intolerance therefore NOT british and need not comment on the preparation of an english brew

>>36463395
>Wake up at 9am instead of 2pm
>Still in bed and havent got dressed yet

>>36463427
but they're so much more fun to ride

>>36463262
I've got a beer belly, man tits and I can't run for more than 5 seconds without getting cramp.

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>>36463461
TEA
EARL GREY
NICE AND HOT

>>36463415
>milk and sugar at all
The utter state of modern civilisation lads

>>36463458
kek this makes me wanna get a ven

>>36463478
yeah exercise is a good idea then i wish you all the best
>>36463480
best captin

>>36463478
>tfw cut it a bit fine for the last train out of the city
>realize my only other option of getting home if i miss the train is a taxi
>would be about 100 quid
>im alone so cant even split the fee
>fuck it ill start getting a jog on to the train station
>jog for about 200 metres and end up absolutely bollocksed
>my knees start cramping and i get stitch
>eventually get to the station in time with sweat on my forehead and under my arms
>tfw im only 24

fuck my life lads

>>36463382
true but driving jobs will be done forever soon with automation and at
>>36463391
dunno

truck boys truck boys whatcha gunna do whatcha gunna do when they come for you truck boys truck boys whatcha gunna do whatcha gunna do when they come for you

>>36463547
I think getting a car is what really sealed my fate to be an unfit fatty boom boom.

That and having enough money to buy as much booze as I want whenever I want.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtPK0gRdFgI

going down the shop lads what do you all want?

>>36463600

Red Fanta pls

>>36463600
death please, plenty of it for myself if possible

Shops have stopped selling 12.5g of baccy lads

My weekly stoner sessions rely on paying under a fiver for baccy, and fifteen for a teenth. Now the cheapest is 30g for like a tenner. I'm not paying that, because the baccy will all go dry before the next session.

What do lads?

>>36463655

Don't be a stoner, just smoke the tobacco instead

>>36460210
if this is actually you lad it gave me a proper chucle

>>36463655
got the same problem lad, used to always buy 12.5g amber leafs but this time they told me they dont do them anymore.. grabbed a 30g and its gone all fucking dry and tastes grim in my spliffs

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>>36463655
fucking this lad i know this feel all to well
but i have a solution get jps red baccy 6.50 20g last me the whole week

>>36463655
>>36463676
Just buy a bong ffs lads.

>>36463672
>worst of both worlds

I really don't get why people smoke cigarettes

>>36463697
fuck my face is in shot
pls no bullie

>>36463699
Origanically considering this tbqfh but my mrs will find it and stop my gbp and cummies because she thinks weed is drugs and she doesnt want to date a druggie

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>>36463655
Buy your weed+tobacco on the Dark net, both are cheaper than sourcing it IRL if you're a britbong

>>36463731
>get my door kicked in by the police

no thanks

>>36463719
Just get a small cheap pipe then.

Exact same idea except draws from a bong are much less harsh.

>>36463745
nigger i just told u get jps red you get 20 grams for six pound fity

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What a fucking nightmare last night.

>about 9pm yesterday and I have the flat to myself
>flatmates are either in the pub or at the gym
>tfw I'm relaxing, enjoying a few tinnies, shitposting on /pol/ and watching Youtube vids
>tfw I fancy having a cheeky wank
>tfw I spend half an hour on Empornium downloading quality lesbo rimming vids, get the Meiki lubed up and wrapped in a towel and ready to go
>tfw my phone rings
>tfw it's my hot flatmate Vicky saying she's at the door downstairs, she rolled her ankle in the gym and can I come down and help her up the stairs
>tfw I have to close the porn windows, hide my stuff, get dressed, go down and meet her
>tfw she's in her gym clothes and has a tiny bandage on
>tfw I try escorting her like a physio helping a football player off the pitch but she giggles and says I need to carry her up
>tfw I tell her to get on my back but she says "what about the front?" and clambers onto me like pic related
>tfw I carry her up three fucking floors like this and her lips are brushing against my ear and neck the whole time and it's annoying as fuck
>tfw we finally get into the flat, standing in the hall, I lower her down gently and she doesn't let go of my neck, just standing there looking at me
>tfw I LITERALLY have to prise her hands from around my neck
>tfw I've already told her forty fucking times that I'm MGTOW but she won't take the hint

Starting to get on my tits a bit now, lads. Had to sneak past her room to wash the lube out the Meiki

>>36463731
My dealer sells to me at 25quid for 4g or 15quid for 2g. Hes my friend.

My only friend.

Also I'm not a paedo m8

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>>36463745
It's pretty much risk free, a warrant is required to search your post. Also police wont waste time with personal use amounts

L2 drugs

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>>36463785
Sounds pretty cheap desu, also it's a marketplace. What does you not being a paedo have to do with anything ?

>>36463793
my mum works for the royal mail and at least once a week the police are called to check out 'smelly' packages

maybe ur lucky in the area you live lad but here its constantly getting confiscated

How would you even order it online?
So I can describe to my friend what he shouldn't be doing. Drugs are bad.

>>36463811
Only paedos use the darkweb

>>36463702

It's great, relaxing, helps keep you focused.

What does weed do, just make you drowsy?

>>36463781
come on lad you expect us to believe that you're that much of a mong?

>known as a beer snob to friends and family
>get bought weak-ass boring ales when actually I much prefer Belgian trappist and strong IPAs

pisswater in fancy bottles is still pisswater

>>36463781

Why would you be MGTOW?

>>36463655
air tight jars

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>>36460069
Girls just want to have fun (with black men) edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful big black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36463984
When are you going to update your image? It's at 50k views now.

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Eat King prawns

>>36463984
why post this shit here your either going to make robots hate black people or feel sad and inadequate
or your just a tumblr fag who likes to try and make robots cucks and sissy fags
t.angry black guy with average size dick and is sick of the joows promoting this shit

>>36463984
All 3 recommended videos are Rick and Morty
Are Rick and Morty fans all cuckolds or something?

>>36463984

https://youtu.be/CLszKpgZw4A

what's this video about, I see it quite often in britfeel? I don't watch other anons embeds because mind control and stuff.

Wish I could go out with my mates to the pub without one of them dragging some girl along on the premise of shagging her when she clearly wants nothing of the sort and just wants to 'hang out' with the guys.

Rename brtifeel to /forcedmemes/.

That's all its been for 2 months now. They probably dont even think they are shitting up the thread.

>>36464063
This. A quick scroll down the thread and its mostly some chink shit and a cunt mentioning a truck.

Both making /britfeel/ super shitty in under a couple of weeks.
You know there is a problem here when brit/pol/ have been feeling more comfy at times.

>>36463889
Because there's no reason to invest in the modern woman.

>>36464035
>make robots hate black people

You do a pretty god job of that yourself with your stupidly disproportionate crime rates and toxic petty criminal worshipping culture tbqhwul

>>36461671
Currently at work but on break. I finish at 4 which is pretty good. Then a quick walk through town before heading home.
Yourself?

Gonna get high as a kite then rub my meat to cartoon, black and asian women.

Living the life.

Been sat in the wrong thread for hours like a tit

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Ever since Tories got in my towns gone to fuck
> Homeless population up about 500%
> Mentally ill just wondering streets
> Everyones fucking jobless
> My crush is now a prozzy to pay fro chads kid
> Only immigrant to come here has set up a successful soup kitchen and community space where he and his wife are a pillar of our community
> Still gets vandalised every week
I've never really left my town, is this board just daddy's boys that like the Tories cos they have an easy life ?

>>36464241
dont suppose you happened to see my gorilla did you? its only that iv gone and lost him again and he was last spotted there, if not please keep an eye out for him.. he has a habit of bathing in milk

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Eat Kimchi

>>36464286

>My crush is now a prozzy

Get on it lad

antichrist:
>creates treaty with the people of israel
>invades israel with the surroundings nations
>makes his centre of power the temple at jerusalem
>has 7 years to do this

islam's messiah figure yet to come:
>creates treaty with israel between the jews and muslims
>invades israel in the name of islam
>makes his power centre in jerusalem
>has 7 years to do this

and people call them the religion of peace?

>>36464313
I look after her kid on Wednesdays, I shouldnt.

>>36464063
feels weird to say but last year was probably the best year i've had in decades and it was due to being on here. i spent every hour awake in here. now i sometimes daren't even open the thread
suppose it's goodbye feels eh lads

>>36464329
they use "religion of peace" ironically

>>36464329
is the antichrist even a real thing? ive heard the anti christ is only vaguely mentioned in the bible

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Xi says vote Farron

>>36464286

It's not the tories fault that you're a retarded cunt who spent all his time at uni stoned and pissed, and couldn't get a job at the end of it

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Vote for the BNP

>>36463984
who /kweka/ here

>>36464431
read revelations

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Drink Tsingtao

>>36464474
I did a degree in Astrophysics and did a masters in Aerospace engineering. I have a job m8

>>36464431
anti-Christ is like everyone who's anti-Jesus and they've just condensed into one big human

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Take HSK test

>>36464559
>Everyone's fucking jobless
>I have a job m8

Make your mind up

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Study Chinese in evening classes

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Watch snooker

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/snooker/39339922

>>36464597
I commute to Milton Keynes to work 4 days a week.

>>36464602
If you're gonna spam mate, do it in the other thread to kill it off, please don't do it in here.

he is saying a lot of people. he obviously doesent mean literally everyone.

is definitely a lot more homeless people on the streets since the tories got in power.

What town in commuting distance to Milton Keynes has 'gone to fuck'?

The only one I can think of is Luton, but that's been fucked for decades

>>36464286
Are people really replying to this bait? I laughed because I admired the effort.

>>36464647
Boston, Its a fucking horrible commute. Hoping to land a job in Nottingham soon.

>>36464647
London obviously

>>36464737

Boston 'went to fuck' under a labour government m8

>>36463415

Correct way to brew a tea

1. one sugar
2. milk in (just enough to cover the sugar)
3. teabag in
4. water in
5. let it brew for a bit
6. remove teabag and stir
7. drink

>>36464737
>nottingham

fuck off we're full

>>36464852

1. Teabag in
2. Water in
3. Let it brew for a bit
4. Milk in
5. Remove teabag and stir
6. Drink

>>36464852

REAL WAY TO MAKE A BREW

>teabag in
>water in
>stew for 5 minutes
>1 small splash of milk
>stir

anyone who takes sugar or weakened tea can fuck right off

>>36464883

This, strong brew with no sugar

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>>36463415
>>36464872
>>36464852
Fuck sake
The CORRECT way is
1. Teabag in
2. Milk in
3. Sugar in
4. Teabag in
5. Cold Water in
6. Steep for 20 miniutes
7. All teabags out
8. Hot water
9. More sugar
10. Soggy teabags back in
11. Wait 3 minutes
12. Teabag in
13. Transfer to a fresh mug because we're not savages
14. Enjoy

>Sugar in tea

Why not just have iced tea if you're that much of a faggot?

>>36464907
>>36464883
>>36464872

the correct way is to not drink tea and to stick with water

>not putting your bfs cum in your tea

>>36464921
go home, abdullah

>>36464921
Hey poleypoleypoley

>>36464934
why? your mum is not fully booked tonight, lad.

finally down to one thread again

>tfw didnt get a quake champions beta code

>tfw waiting for replacement bank card

need to write 5000 words for a weeks time but have decided to get pissed instead

ah yes

>>36463984
All the white girls in Poundland can't stop talking about this ffs

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Guess I really am right wing

>>36465138
Wheres the link for doing this?

>>36465138
link pls
very original and creative post

>>36465195
uk.isidewith dot com

>>36465001
You were born with a beta code

>>36465138
>labour

>health care
>immigration
>foreign policy

literally the 3 things i give the least shit about.

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who /pupperandanime/ here?

>>36465209
>uk.isidewith
It's .co.uk

>>36465233
I also got BNP for immigration so who the fuck knows

>>36465252
what anime you watching there, anon?

>>36465260

Vote BNP

Any lads thinking of voting labour? I found out about their policy to ban selling of goverment contracts to companies based off-shore (tax-havens) and i already liked the idea of renationalising stuff so the country will have more money.

I'm not sure about how they'll handle Brexit though, but I don't really trust May to handle it well that's for sure

>>36465269
planetes, its ok

Get this general faggotry to /int/

Fuck off already

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>>36465252
I'm jealous!
JEALOUS!

Britfeel Original Recipe with 12 secret herbs and spices

got 4 doughnuts for 50p at the co-op lads, discounted easter shit is great

>>36465276
>Vote BNP
I'm not actually a white nationalist though. I just fucking hate Islam.

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>>36465138
Not even white tbqh lads.

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>>36465138
Wew, funny how things change used to vote lib dem

>>36465279

Labour are pro-immigration
Tories are pro-EU and pro immigration

It has to be UKIP

>>36465279
Sadly they cant win in my area though so i may have to settle for lib dem... Anything but cuntservatives am i right?

>>36465279
i'm voting labour, they're the only party who doesn't wanna fuck everything up majorly

>>36465297

You don't have to be. I don't think they are standing anyway.

>>36465209
that is so fucking long. and it's full of dumb questions like

Do you support the legalisation of same sex marriage?

Do you support the legalisation of same sex marriage? (yes it asks twice)

Do you support the death penalty?

I think I'll just read the party manifesto and choose based on policy..

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>>36463415
>Milk before water

>>36465279
>liked the idea of renationalising stuff so the country will have more money.
So do I but lets be honest they'd fuck it up and we'd all end up in the shit.

>voting anything other than labour or tory

fucking retards, throwing away your vote

do you think ANYONE else has a chance EVER? idiots

>>36465325
>You don't have to be.
Come-on-now.JPG
If I was non-white and turned up to support them at best they'd use me to virtue signal. But I didnt even know they still existed and I'm 100% sure Griffin isnt involved anymore. They probably put them in to guilt people
>omg I got 30% BNP? I'm going to adopt a refugee right now!

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"I'd quite like to go".

>>36465375
>If I was non-white and turned up to support them at best they'd use me to virtue signal

This is true actually.

I actually met this guy quite a lot of times, because he joined the same branch as me

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/bnp-signs-its-first-non-white-member-1824108.html

>>36465364
butthurt labour voter detected

>>36465403
>only joined because he hates Muslims
Kek. EDL I think had a couple of Sikhs didnt they?

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waking up late in the day leaves me feeling shitty. got up at 1pm today, lad. no motivation for the rest of the day and i'm fairly sure i've set myself up for a rough, emotional night.

>>36465432

EDL had everything, think they had a few ex muslims too

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>>36465391
Fucking kek originality

>>36465340
I don't think so, our public services worked well and made a lot of money and were all set up and maintained by Labour. I'd rather take a chance anyway than have the Conservatives sell everything off to off-shore owned companys who will charge us and fuck them up. Sadly, Labour are the only party for nationalising services.

>>36465455
When did you leave the BNP? Do you have any political affiliation now? My brother was a member for a few years but he hates talking about it because he was a very angry young man at the time and had a room full of knives and Nazi stuff which is pretty embarrassing for anyone really.

>>36465412
I see where he's coming from, but I disagree with him too. If Labour had a coalition with the other parties it wouldn't matter, I have no idea the Lib-Dems sided with the Conservatives, surely they should have known they would get shafted by them.

>>36465506
>being embarrassed of either of those things

this fucking country man, we are so cucked

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PAN

NICE AND HOT

x

>>36465531
>thinking that is socially acceptable

it's not about being cucked, it's about being edgy

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Might give writing a try. I've got a lot of creative ideas but I can't draw to save my life.

>>36465531
Mate if you think someone living with his mum and filling his bedroom with edgy shit like that isnt retarded you need reassess things.

>>36465543
how is having knives or nazi stuff edgy? oh these cool looking things but no these are objective evil, EVIL!!!

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i don't even live in wales

>>36465577
>oh these cool looking things
>huh stabby things and nazis are awesome!
How is that not edgy?

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>>36465138
Help.

I'm English lads, honest.

>>36465588
>i don't even live in wales
They really should let you pick where you are in the UK. It means nothing to me if I side with a party I cant vote for.

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>>36465138
Is this because I went maximum PAKIS OUT at the end?

>>36465625
>Sinn Fein
Die traitor

>>36465616
i bet youre the kind of person that gets scared when you see americans posting their guns and thinking "they are just tools for killing nothing more!!"

also lets just ban anything hugo boss because le nazi

>>36465625
SNP have great policies :)

>>36460069
I love watching this picture evolve over time, I never knew we even added the HWNDU flag

>>36465642
>>36465577
>>36465531
do you have autism? legitimately?

>>36465684
You didn't add shit to it Josh you cunt

>>36465642
Nope. When I went to America I loved shooting guns. All the gun owners there were sound lads. If I had went over and they had shown me a secret stash of guns in their bedroom and started rambling about a race war I probably would have thought they were a retard though.
>also lets just ban anything hugo boss because le nazi
Wow dude that's totally the same as being against having memorabilia of a regime we spent years fighting against. We had family that fought in the war, my brother was being a disrespectful twat.

>>36465720
at least your brother could admit we fought on the wrong side

>>36465731
it's easy to say that now

>>36463168
Funnier than getting takeout tbqhwyf

>>36465731
Until he grew the fuck up, yes. I see you still have some of that to do.

>>36465507
Thing is I hear his logic time and time again from labour supporters.

They blame 3rd party voters whenever they lose because apparently if we don't support labour or cons we should put our own feelings and opinions aside and just suck it up and vote labour to keep the cons out.

Used to live with an extreme labour supporter and he fucking berated me when he found out I voted lib dem for the coalition one, saying I should have voted labour because keeping cons out was more important... seemed completely lost on him that if HE voted lib dems it wouldn't have happened either but labour voters always want people to shift their way.

Vote for what you actually fucking believe in, none of this lesser of two evils bullshit that labour supporters always spout and Hilary supporters spouted.

>>36465756
you are in the minority here, plenty of people can admit whites would be forever better off if the nazis had won

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>>36465138
Voting Corbyn but if I lived in a tory safe seat I'd vote Green.

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I still have no idea who i'm going to vote for

I'm voting UKIP as they're the only party that doesn't want to demographically replace us with pakis

>>36465773
>Voting Corbyn
>I'd vote Green.

paki faggot detected

>>36465765
>if le nazis had won the entire world would be a white wonderland because they would have stayed unbroken and strong throughout the entire world for 70 years
I'd also like to live in a world where people arent killed off for oppose muh glorious leader

>Britain, the greatest country to ever exist, should have let Hitler dictate terms to them and let a runt country with an autistic dictator take over Europe
Why are nazifags so retarded?

>>36465749
Getting takeout?

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anyone want some brown rice? the packet broke so I've had to put in more than I want to eat

I washed it washed more than I am. I should have added the correct amount of water so it should be quite nice.

also
>LEEDS NOT WINNING
end it

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I want to hug Lenlad in a purely platonic way

>>36465982
sadly no i dont want brown rice, i want my own ebina-chan REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

just farted and a bit of cum dribbled out ffs

>>36465577
Are you retarded?
Nazi stuff is edgy as fuck to the average normie.

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>>36465847
Britain now has gangs of Pakistanis raping thousands of children and trafficking them all over the country while gangs of Africans stab each other (three dead in 24 hours) and spread their criminal worshipping culture everywhere

>>36466127
>gang-raped three times in the same day by different groups

That is some seriously bad luck, but it's hardly representative of all British Asians

Just recovering from a difficult poo lads.

Who else here eats olives by the jar?

Alrights lads black paki muslim here just been spreading my criminal worshipping culture on an industrial scale.

>>36466188
i eat fanny by the jar lad

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>>36466185
"British Asians"

She suffered for your egalitarian ideology, thousands, possibly hundreds of thousands of British children did and still are.

>>36466127
Utter shite, if you actually Google any of this you find nothing.

>>36465506
>When did you leave the BNP? Do you have any political affiliation now?

I left in 2013. I vote UKIP now, but am not a member, although there are literally thousands of ex-BNP members in UKIP and their policy for no ex-BNP members is virtually unenforced,

>>36460069
>saw a Muslim couple the other day
>not just two brown people, they were in full traditional garb

I thought I'd get used to them, seeing them around so much, but every time I do I'm just as disgusted as before.

>went to look at cars with mum
>except now both grandparents and her partner are coming
>so I've an escort of 4 people with me making me look like a complete autist
>none of them know anything useful about cars
>are impressed by features such as electric windows, AC, sat nav and power steering
>asked what I think of a car and all I can do is shrug and say "yeah it's certainly a car"
>everything is 5k+ excluding insurance
>keep trying to pressure me into buying anything that looks half decent despite me having no idea
>they get the man to come over and have the most excruciating conversation with me
Luckily I left my wallet and license at home so I couldn't do anything but it's always a very painful experience.

>>36466303
Fuck I wish I could get that much teen pussy. Is Islam the answer lads?

Catto smooshing his face into my chin and neck. He loves it when I have a bit of a beard going on.

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>>36466333
Humour is a great way to deflect, Iqbal

>>36466328
im just gonna get a shitbox for like 500 quid outright, if it drives then its fine with me

>>36466328
>everything is 5k+ excluding insurance

Why are you saying this as if it's something shocking? You're buying about a ton of steel, intricately machined components, various oils, hours of labour, tons of electrical components.

I don't know why you're so against buying a 1,500 bong car.

I bought mine for 350 and it's lasted me two years, only needing a new set of brake pads/discs in that time.

Fucking brakes making a noise on my motor, sounds like it's the nearside front brakes - they're the main brakes right. Change the fuckers and it turns out to be the rear brake - missed the obvious gouge in the rotor made by the acoustic wear sensor..

Fucking shit day.

Just accidentally baneposted at my mum.

>command prompt window appears for a moment before vanishing

nothing to worry about, r-right guys?

>>36466380
Post more kaffir I'm edging

My fellow Britposters, how do you feel about the British identity being taken over by pakis?

>>36466404
I'm not against buying a 1500 car, but the dealerships don't stock anything older than 3 years.

>>36466408

My brakes have been playing up lately, but fortunately just needed a bit of brake grease on the caliper.

>>36466426
off to britpol to you else you get thrown in to the runthole

>>36466433

You really shouldn't be buying from main dealerships.

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>>36466328
same shit happened to me, went to some used trade dealer and had a look around and had the same experience.

ended up buying a sub 1.5k shitbox from elsewhere

>>36466433
If your worried about buying private since you know fuck all there is indepdent used dealers who sell cheap stuff (overpriced a bit) but you have a 3 month guarantee at least so they can't sell it broken.

or just buy a honda civic from an old lady or something

>>36466426
I'm Irish and it's happening with us too. There's a massive Twitter war going on with the #WeareIrish hashtag

Lot's of Brit lads helping out which is appreciated.

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stop drinking wicked poisons

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>>36466525

Stop writing articles about China

>>36466426
The time to do anything about it was 50 years ago. Mass non-white immigration isnt a new thing for us like a lot of Europe. We literally invited them.