Hello robots, female here (I know you like those), I have a deal

>I'm not physically attracted to men

What about girls (male) (tranny)

Hey there it's me

I would like to put my ticket in, so I will do so now

*places ticket*

One Official /R9K/ Boyfriend contest, please !

>>36457735
What does "interesting" mean for you?

>>36457735
You pretty much do sound perfect, but you probably don't live near me. I'll still throw out there that I'm fairly good looking, kv, in college and have most of the hobbies you would see around here.
Either way just post location so I can go back to being depressed.

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>>36457735

This is bait

On the off chance it isn't, good luck gentlemen!

>>36457837
Someone who isn't a normie clone, has interests I can relate to, has experienced the shittier side of life.

If you're serious about this maybe it would be helpful for you to post some more information about actually connecting with people.

What are you looking for in a partner?

What are your deal breakers?

Where are you? Are you willing to travel if you do match with someone here, would you be open to someone moving to you?

Do you have contact info for people to reach out to you?

Etc.

>>36457767
A transvesto?

Timestamped pic or not real

>>36457735
nah
not my type OP
good luck with that shit

>>36457735
Please tell me what your ancestral roots are

>>36457735
Eh worth a shot.


I would die for you. I would protect you with such ferocity because of how much I love you.

You would always know that you are loved and appreciated. Never have a doubt about that.

I would happily interact with your family and keep a stiff upper lip with any family get togethers you want to go to.

I would marry you ASAP and make sure you are an honest woman in the eyes of society.

>>36457735
This has to be bait, but you sound too perfect to pass up.

I'm intelligent and value personality highly.
I'm not ugly so you don't have to be embarrassed to be seen with me.
I'm short so it's more convenient for a fellow shorty, unless ur into size difference.
I'm extremely loyal.
Fairly conservative but not a dick about it.
No real fetishes
You can bother me with ur problems anytime you wish, I honestly find people in general interesting (except for turbo normies, but you don't seem the type)
Pretty good sense of humor if yo don't mind the whole spectrum (can be very sarcastic or very goofy, or both)
Extremely honest with myself and others
Musician (no idea if that matters to you)
Into weebshit a bit but barely. BUT - you can teach me all about it and I will be interested (currently trying out Texhnolyze in a fellow robot suggestion)
Will never expect too much from you. I love people, Not actions. Just please don't ever ask me "what do you love about me?" Because I fall in love with their general personality over specifics.
Semi-virgin (had gf for four years but we never went all the way)

This probably isn't very convincing, and you're probably either trolling or RPing, but if you're not...

Would love to get to know you. I'm terrible at socializing but I'm pretty good with people once I get to know them.

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So what is the catch?

>>36457735
>>conservative-leaning politically
into the trash

>>36458042

INTO THE FUCKING +++ YOU MEAN

It's not hard to find a leftist girl, this is a rare opportunity here man

>>36458037
She'll probably kill you because she's paranoid you're cheating when you talk to a female coworker.

>>36458071
the fact that it is a rare opportunity does not mean it's a good thing.

>>36457735
C A T F I S H

O F

D O O M

I will tenderly love you without consent until you learn to love me :)

>>36457735
too good to be real, but this is a nice bait so I'll bite
>24
>v-card intact
>moral af
>not ugly, normal face
>king of manlets
>right wing
>not into vidya, but into anime (+700)
>loyal as fuck
>not boring
>prefer indoors
>into math rock (but zero talent, sorry)
>kinda good chess player

>>36458101

Heyho each to his own buddy, each to his own

>>36457735
>I'm not physically attracted to men
So are you a lesbian?

>>36457889
>What are you looking for in a partner?
I don't have super high standards, just someone I can feel a connection too.

>What are your deal breakers?
I can't really think of anything except disloyalty. I wouldn't want to be with a guy with a high partner count or who enjoyed casual sex.

>Where are you? Are you willing to travel if you do match with someone here, would you be open to someone moving to you?
I'm in USA, I'm fine with travelling anywhere though, even another country. Living with someone sounds nice.

>Do you have contact info for people to reach out to you?
I'll post some in a bit, I'm kind of nervous.

>>36457944
About half german, some italian and irish, then various other white peoples like English and French back there somewhere.

>>36457995
You sound pretty cool anon.

>>36458144
>actually responding calmly and openly
you robots aren't so bad to be honest. I feel a bit more sympathetic for you guys now

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>>36457995
Semi-virgin

>>36458159
>you sound pretty cool anon
Is that your version of "let's be friends"?
Or you're just waiting until you get all the replies so you can pick ur fav?

Just curious, no h8

>>36458164
>I feel a bit more sympathetic for you guys now
I believe that the majority of why robots are so disliked is because of the vocal 10-20% with major anger problems. Most robots if you ever chat them up are generally chill enough in my experience.

I'm
>>36457857
Could you at least post what state? If you happen to live nearby I'd talk more about myself. But I won't be able to move out for at least 2 years so...

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>>36458164
and here comes the disappointment
kill yourself

>>36458154
Sort of. Since puberty hit I've thought women were hot and had sexual desires for them etc, but most girls I've met seem dull and like they are only good for their bodies. I'm not saying all girls are like that, I'd like to believe I'm not that bad anyway, but only men ever seem to catch my interest in regards to personalities. I had feelings for a guy once but he wasn't interested in any kind of relationships and we drifted apart.

>>36458190
She kinda raped me into feeling her pussy while her mom was in the car with us, and she grabbed my dick and tried to yank me off.

Despite how this sounds she was a pretty great person on average. She had autism tho, and the horny times of the month made her go crazy loco.

Not a normie because I dated a literal autist

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>>36458159
I'd like to go out dancing with you, after I sing you a love song

>>36458201
Just waiting for replies, don't worry it's not a friendzone at all. I just thought you sounded like a cool guy.

>>36458217
I'm from Alabama.

>>36457735
I won't be made to orbit you nasty loli roastie

>>36458283
That's fine, I don't want orbiters.

>>36458272
>Alabama
Shit
Well you sound like a nice girl so be very careful about who you talk to here, unfortunately a lot of robots a pretty bad people.
I hope you find a great guy.

>>36458272
I'm Cali, fuck.
LDR plausible or no?

Would you like to marathon Space Runaway Ideon with me?

>>36458272
I'm in north west Georgia, do I win by location alone?

>>36458348
I'm actually fine with LDRs, but only if it won't be too hard on the other person.

>>36457735
>>I will be there to support you, I won't bother you with my problems either
That's not fair though.

>>36457735
Probably a LARPer or a catfish, but in the off chance it's real

>KV
>24 years old
>6'5" 220lbs
>good face
>very right-wing, but pretty silent about it irl, really only vocal about it online
>total weeb
>play vidya, but not all the time
>have a few fetishes, but that's a conversation for later
>I don't think I'm very funny, but others seem to think I am
>spend a lot of my time listening to music, been getting back into playing guitar after years
>extremely loyal, and always try my hardest not to let down the ones I love
>shy as fuck irl, and sometimes even online
>live in Arizona

>>36458351
Ideon is great anon, and I'd watch it with you but I'm not OP, just another lonely faggot

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>virgin
>26
>ginger with glasses
>likes anime and video games
>pretty decent at computer stuff
>very shy and never swears
>dress like an autist
>libertarian leaning
>pretty tame fetishes which is mostly just weeb related clothing
>pretty reserved and keeps things to myself
>can easily cry
>had an online gf before but turned out she never actually liked me and she had a bf in real life

>>36458300
But that's exactly what you're asking for. Look at your terrible fucking OP post
>why don't you all trip over yourselves begging me to be your gf?
You have no respect for us as human beings

>>36458272
I live in Atlanta, GA. Wanna move here? You can live with me and my cat

>>36458415
>had an online gf before but turned out she never actually liked me and she had a bf in real life

I know that feel, happened to me too. And my other online "gf" turned out to be a catfish

>>36458418
It's not like I'm gonna pick one and keep all the others as my friends. I just want to find a bf to love, I'm not trying to surround myself with male friends who want to fuck me.

I'm not trying to disrespect anyone, I just thought I had the best chance of finding someone I could connect with here. I'm sorry if it was rude to make a thread like this.

>>36458460
Is it a cute cat?

>>36458418
Normally I'd agree with you, but her tone was not bad. A bit pretentious, but I think if you genuinely believe you have good qualities, you shouldn't be all fake and humble, or worse, humble brag, but just own it instead. Besides that, she seemed pretty reasonable.

>>36457735
>like anime and weebshit
shit, you will encourage self-indulgencies

>I don't mind if you like porn or weird fetishes, and will participate if you want
>get horny often and will be happy to fuck whenever, will be submissive to your desires
sex before marriage is degenerate

>conservative-leaning politically
b8

>I'm fine with travelling anywhere though, even another country. Living with someone sounds nice.
no it isnt, such relationships are unstable as hell, besides, that would require us to have a job, which very few of us have (making that a hidden requirement).

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>>36457735
>grill here btw :^)

how do y'all STILL fall for this shit?

over and over and over again

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>>36458472
His name is Donald

>>36458464
how did you find out it was a catfish?

>>36458472
If you're real, I'd say just try to meet somebody not from here. I mean you sound like a female me, so I can understand the motivation, but 4chan is rarely a good place to meet partners. It's happened, but it's also pretty sketchy.

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>>36458472
He's quite opinionated

>>36458505
>sex before marriage is degenerate
I see marriage as unnecessary except for financial reasons, so my standards are just that I wouldn't have sex with anyone unless I love them and am committed to permanent partnership.

>no it isnt, such relationships are unstable as hell, besides, that would require us to have a job, which very few of us have (making that a hidden requirement).
I wouldn't do it right away, but in the long term I'm fine with leaving my state or country to be with someone if that's what it takes, if it was sensible to do.

I live in Mexico City, if you want to move here I can summon some of my favorite cartels to drive you here.

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>>36458406
Thank you, anon.
I'm lonely too.

>>36457735
>cheat on me
With who? You're literally perfect why would I cheat? This is too good to be true though, thanks for at least giving me some hope. Maybe if I become good enough i could have a girl like you.

>>36458607
>all of this

Literally perfect ideology

>>36457735
I guess i should go for it, don't mind if we're just friends though, i don't seem to care about relationships unless it's a really special person for me.

>18
>6'0
>khhv
>not that uggo, not that cute, girls have told me i'm a 6/10 at least but, as always, it really depends on the person
>Quiet, like arguments but not aggressive ones. I can be brutally honest if i think it's necessary though.
>into vidya (a bit), was into weeb stuff but not anymore. Could probably get into it again though.
>My idea of politics is complicated, i have very different views on ideals that normal people take for granted. Not a commie, anarchist or facist though.
>Vanilla, don't mind looks really so i can't say my preferences.
>Sexually active only if i like someone, which isn't often.
>I will try my best to help you if there's a problem, even if said problem isn't my responsibility. I just care about people.
>Never cheat

If you want to know something else just tell me. Throaway email: [email protected]

>>36458544
Eventually, they felt guilty to the point where they confessed

>>36458464
What do they gain from doing this?

>>36458392 here
If by some chance I sound like a potentially interesting person to you, then my email is [email protected]

christ this thread is pathetic. Do you really think some girl that just happens to be r9k's ideal waifu is going to post looking for a loser, r9k husbando? Come on, don't degrade yourselves like this for fuck's sake.

>>36458744
It's either this or finally commit suicide. Please let us have this

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>>36457735
How do you feel about having children at some point?

>>36458077
she should pick me then I don't even have a social media to talk to other women or interact with female co workers unless its work related.

there's no way OP isn't a tranny, right?

>>36458763
I mean I get it, man. I'm on here for the same reasons as you are, probably. But you could find actual real girls that you KNOW exist with anime as their interests on okcupid or something. Put in effort. God I'm such a fucking hypocrite.

>>36458810
Even better

Oregano pastrami

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>>36457735
>I'm not physically attracted to men, which is good

TAKE A HIKE DYKE

>>36458831
Out of all the traits a girl who comes here might possess that would make me attracted to her, liking anime is quite far down the list.

>>36458831
You think we haven't tried okc, tinder, and now bumble?!? That shit don't work for guys like us...

>>36458744
fuck you are right I am becoming a pussy beggar just look at all the thirst for a single girl. women can't be robots.

>>36458795
I've never felt a strong desire to have children but I think it'd be nice someday. Never more than two kids.

>>36459011
What are your thoughts on Leander and Isaura as potential names?

>>36457995 is here
[email protected]

Not a throwaway, feel free to troll me everyone. But pls don't. I'm just so tired.

>Another episode where some faggot larps, and thirsty Robots fall for it.
I hate you niggas, I'm one of the few robots left. Fuck you all. saged

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>>36457735
What are your ideas and theories on the bronze age collapse.

If none kys.

>>36459062
I really like those names, and they go nice together for siblings too.

I actually really like girl names and have a giant list of about 3000 or so of them that I liked. My #1 name I would want to give a daughter is Lucy.

>>36459122
I'm flexible on the girl's name but I do have to name my son Leander after my great grandpa. Ots family tradition.

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>>36459117
original. I hate this fucking robot sometimes

Damn, what's your catch then? No girl's like this without a catch.

>>36458329
where are you anon?
ravioloi

>26
>from california
>good looking
>if you're indeed as you describe in your post, I will never cheat on you
>non-virgin but not a chad
>will cuddle and do nice things for you
>dominant in bed. Good match for you since you enjoy being submissive
>game and do typical weebshit/4channer stuff
>I make enough money to support you. You can be a housewife or just a NEET if you want
>I will fly you out here and you can live with me in California, within walking distance to the beach and Hollywood

email:
[email protected]

>>36457735
I can't really say I'm a robot- I've had a GF before and friends now, so I guess cyborgish- but you sound like a nice person. I'm 6'1 and currently a 20 year old STEM college student. I'm not ugly, but currently trying to get a bit more fit. I don't know about starting with a dating relationship, but I'd like to at least get to know you.

I'm not too big on the whole dating thing, but if I like you, I'll go for it.

>>36457735
I'm 13 years older than you OP, but I've never had a gf or relationship before. No casual sex either. What do you think of that?

Just curious on your opinion. I'm not interested in pursuing online girls.

>>36459655
I don't have a problem with age differences, and no previous sex/relationship experience is pretty ideal.

>>36459655

What was the first of your wizard powers to manifest?

>>36459700
>tfw you ignore me

>>36459242
>tfw no JQ-aware gf

>>36459740
Not that guy, but you must just not be very interesting.

>>36459740
What post did I ignore anon? I'm a bit sleepy, please link it and I'll respond.

I'll bite

I'm 23 and I work as an investment banking analyst at a major bank

I like nostalgic things and classical music

My favorite movie is Schindler's List and I am half Jewish

My favorite book is The Trial

My favorite video game is Earthbound

I like travelling to autistic places in Europe and Asia

>>36459759
are you depressed, OP?

2D > 3D

ORIGINALLLLYYYY OF COOORSREEEEEEEERR

>>36459811
I wouldn't say so. I used to be more depressive when I was a bit younger but I feel pretty okay right now.

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>all these hopeful beta men getting ignored
why are women like this?

>>36459860
I'm not ignoring anyone, I'll respond to everyone in a little while. For now I'm just answering when people ask me questions.

>>36459886
How serious are you about this, do you have some spreadsheet going to compare and contrast all the options? Or are you waiting until someone catches your eye and if no one does you will just pick no one?

I only want to know a bit of your personality from this.

I would be glad to support you if you are willing to have my children and protect them from Jewish influence.

>I'm not physically attracted to men

dead bedroom, no thanks

>>36459918
I'll probably email some people from this friend that seemed good and talk to them more from there. It's possible that nothing will work out from there, I just thought this was worth a try.

this is a joke and you are all the punchline

>>36459500
>>36459918
This is me, so my email is [email protected]

>>36457735
Whats up with the new /r9k/?
Why havent you guys demanded proof?
TITS OR GTFO

im a female but i really want to be with you OP do you think we can be pregnant together

>>36459975
so basically you wanted to get people's hopes up? this thread has 44 posters...cruel

>>36460162
I'm not a whore anon, I don't want to ruin myself before I even get a bf.

>>36460166
Are you a female (male)? Post info about yourself.

>>36460178
I can't be everyone's girlfriend anon, that's just being a slut.

>>36460198
its not that but A LOT of posters did not even receive a reply. you are not bothering to get to know them more. you are getting there hopes up which is just as bad. typical roastie kys

>>36460234
See >>36459886
I'll respond to everyone in a bit. There are a lot and I'm tired.

I'm a NEET with crippling soxial anxiety and avoidant personality disorder.
I rarely go outside and my self esteem is too low to chat up girls on dating sites.
Without a fembot that takes care of me I'm surely doomed to a life of solitude.

>>36458542
>>36458601
>there is another fat orange cat in ATL besides my own (his name is Artemis)
this makes me a little bit happy inside

>>36460000
Quad God gets the last laugh ITT

I'm a redhead that stands at 6'0". Pretty sure I'm somewhere on the spectrum after a lot of retrospect. I can't convince you that you'll want me without actually having a direct conversation. Let's be real, nobody falls in love via Mongolian basket-weaving forums.

If you want to chat however, I'd consider it.

>>36457735
>been told i look 12-14
Im in

>>36457735
>I'm probably the ideal waifu to a lot of you guys
Egotistical female detected. You're nothing special. Dumped because you're like every other woman who thinks highly of herself because she thinks she's pretty.

All of you are disgusting for wanting a relationship. Posting anything about love or sex should be a bannable offense on /r9k/.

>>36460318
t. pedophile
someone call the cops

All these newfags and normies holy shit, I won't even bother to rant, r9k is dead.

>>36457735
Additionally it's impossible for you to not be attracted to males or females unless a chunk of your brain is missing. Perhaps you haven't developed mentally enough or you're trying to be a special snowflake female who thinks she's asexual.

>>36460000
>>36460333
>>36460322


killin' it with the numbers tonight anons

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I enjoy discussing the jews and their tricks.
Not hugely interested in sex, I have degenerate fetishes that I fap to instead.
I would happily support a grill if she was loyal

>>36460387
>caring about the integrity of /r9k/
Naw, you're the newfag

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>>36460387
our home is dead

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>>36460387
it's incredible how stupid every serious poster in this thread is, what a disgrace

>>36460795
I can't believe so many people seriously replied. I remember a time when roasties like these were told to fuck off.

>>36457995
>intelligent
>4 years with gf and no sex

>>36460926
I was religious at the time. Also we were in high school, overprotective parents, no practical way to get birth control (private school so no freee pills or shit)

Fucking her would have been retarded. Getting caught would've literally fucked my life from my extremely religious parents.

But desu senpai, although all those rasons are valid, im mostly just trying to rationalize the fact that I missed my chance.

>>36457735
>Timestamp
T-t-tits or gt-gtfo baka tsundere senpai onichan lewd slice of life vampire fantasy echi comedy drama arigato gomendasai

>>36457735
You think you're better than me and deserve my admiration because you're a female? Fuck you concubine degenerate whore

>>36457735
shut the fuck up stupid whore

>>36461099
checking a good bost

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fucking nORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

STOP GIVING WOMEN ATTENTIOBN YOU
FUCKIGN
NORMIEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>36461141
i bet u didn't even sage hahahah

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>>36457735
>"I'm not physically attracted to men"
>still seeking a relationship with one

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>>36457735
No woman is that perfect. Die in hell LARPER!!!

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>>36457735

I'll never meet you so here is a virtual *hug* and a picture of my waifu

>>36461464
nice waifu anon
i'm not '"""her"""" but i will be stealing """"her"""" virtual *hug*

>>36457735
your also a huge attention whore go suck a dick faggot

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>>36457735
22 hhkv
I am depressed for years and have agoraphobia
I hurt everyone around me
I love silence and being alone
I don't even want a gf, just miss affection and intimacy from time to time

So I assume this is just bait but I'll try to be as honest about myself as possible for once because I've never done that publicly, although I'll share private shit easily when I trust people which can be pretty fast.

>21
>Basically a virgin, I tried to have sex with a gf I had on/off for a while and I couldn't get it up because I was so nervous. The same thing also happened with a friend that wanted to hook up because she is apparently ultra horny all the time and had a crush on me in high school.
>Currently I work a kinda shitty job at a grocery store deli and I'm planning on getting a job programming soon. I'm a really quick learner and I've done a bunch of programming already including starting a video game inspired by my conception of how space strategy should be.
>Used to be really into physics in high school but I kind of forgot about it after I fucked up and dropped out of college from not doing any homework/studying.

I think I'm a really interesting and morally strong person, in addition to being moderately socially adept, although that doesn't cover it since I have never really wanted to be very social because of how little I can relate to anybody.
I'm pretty much looking to commit to someone who I really can be totally comfortable with, and if you're patient and won't leave because it seems like I don't love you, then I can make myself comfortable with you. I almost did it with my one real gf I've had but I couldn't satisfy her I guess.

As for interests
>Variety of music, my current favorite is Nujabes, genres would be electronic, alternative, lofi hiphop. I generally either enjoy an artist for their style, or enjoy a song for being a good single, unless the genre is my current fav, which would be chill hip hop right now.
>I play way too much league of legends. Please give me something fun to do other than that. I'll play with you but I'm plat 4 so I'll probably stress out about not being able to carry the game if we play together.

continued...

>>36461941
>I have a pretty large collection of anime images
>3100 cute, 1200 porn, 700 almost porn (don't really like cumming to), 6300 from doujins/comics (I guess that's about 200 doujins)
>fetishes/tastes include loli, some mlp shit, most stuff that is really well drawn, and some stuff that is lovey dovey
>top waifu material are horo and madoka, really cute but not really waifu material: miku, asuka, iori, sheeb, tokiksukaze (idk why but she is best boat)
I don't really expect much out of sex apart from expressing my love. Right now I just jack off for fun and to get rid of the horny.

Things I hope you are/have
>Be open to smoking weed and maybe taking psychadelics if/when that is a good idea.
>Loyal, forgiving, kind in spirit
>I can be an asshole (I usually keep it inside which isn't healthy I think) and I'd enjoy if we can talk about and make fun of flaws without getting anxious/bothered about it. That happened too much with my previous gf.
>Be your own person and share some neat stuff with me
>Not mind that I am being a slow mother fucker at getting my life together. I would love if you helped inspire me to be better but I don't want to expect that since it's my life and I should be responsible for it. In all honesty though if I really put 200% into it right now I could probably get a $20/hr tech job in a month. I just have a fucked head or something. I'm trying to figure it out.

Also I'm kind of upset at how much time I waste on the internet so I've developed a strong distaste for low-effort pandering memes/humor. I am pretty forgiving when it comes to personal issues with people but in general I don't like that.

pls no bait pls love me. I wish I didn't need a gf but I know I'm gonna need one some day.

This again? Does this shit happen every week?

>>36461950
also I'm an enlightened buddhist mystic and I get all of my information from reddit and bernie sanders and 4chan. I say this sarcastically but it sort of actually describes me. I don't know what that should mean.

>>36457735
you are fucking disgusting , kill yourself

>>36461994
I'm liberal but I hate the crowd mentality so much that I can see past some of the bullshit they put out. I made friends with my idiotic trump supporting coworker so that must count for something.

>>36461941
>>36461950
>>36461994
>>36462014
also pls respond i have to go to bed soon so I can either post contact info or just leave.

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>>36462020
pls responderoni origigami

>>36462070
Plx give responderinos boss

>>36457735
>Long dark hair, glasses
>Conservative-leaning politically

No. Back to tumblr you go, attention whore.

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>>36461950
t-this is so sweet anon...touched muh heart i hope she picks you oh oh oh pleeease pick him OP

This thread is b8 why is anyone falling for it?

>>36457735
GET OFF OUR BOARD ROASTIE
GET OUT GET GOUT
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEE

>>36462181
>Tries to assert his superiority over lesser enlightened robots
>Bumps the thread
Jesus what is the point just lurk or sage gay boy

>>36462163
>tfw it's just bait and I worked myself up for nothing.

>>36462211
What a fucking bitch. She ignored everyone and didn't bother to reply. I fucking hate women I knew it was too good to be true REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36460272
W-wanna hang out anon and be friends?

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>>36457735
>23 years old
>I think above average intelligence
>pretty normal build, nothing too muscular, nothing too fat or too thin
>Romanian
>as a personality I am a pretty confident guy and I am interested in weapons
>politically I am pic related

>>36463225
Also kinda paranoid ( because I can't trust 98% of the people i know irl) and egoistic ( because even if I suspect this
thread is bait, I reply just so other people might know me, I also tend to lurk r9k for funny stuff )

>>36457735
> I'm probably the ideal waifu to a lot of you guys
No you're not, and you're also a real person and thus cannot qualify as a waifu.

>no timestamped tits
>thread takes off like a rocketship
Time to head over to wizchan.

basically the two things going for me are music and code. I like music and do music, I like code and do code.
I was going to post myself playing but I sound like shit so never mind
anyways I've given up on anything else so whatever

>>36457735
1. You're lying
2. If you aren't, why are you not in my life

>>36457735
Fuck off, I mean give me your discord. I will abuse you until you fall in love with me.

I am the best person ever desu, please fall in love with me or else I will bawl my eyes out, senpai.

>>36464132
Here's mine anyway if any qt e-girls want that dicc: Zarah#1899

I hope sempai notices me and doesn't ignore everyone this time.

Sounds like very large bait to me. Sounds too perfect for a robot.

Please be careful lads.

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>tfw immune to female "charms" due to my early diagnosed autism
Nice try, roastie, but I'm a fair bit more unique than most here. Make endless baitposts all you like, but I'm perfectly comfy reading literature alone in my parent's house.

>>36461141
>STOP
>LIKING
>WHAT
>I
>DON'T
>LIIIIIIIKEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36459791
I'm not the OP girl but you seem like a lovely guy.

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>>36458672
>>36458716
>>36459073
>>36459423
>>36460057
I can't believe there are people this fucking dumb that actually exist

Even if this was a legit post I would never emasculate myself begging for a gf. Without a doubt I outrank any woman on this website. I'll just stick to my gf.

>>36468879
I agree, these threads consisting of virgins begging some random, probably uggo, girl (male larper) to be their gf is really pathetic. Makes me lose faith in this board.

Also reeeeeeeeeee

>>36459423
>if you're indeed as you describe in your post, I will never cheat on you
Do you would cheat in other situations? What do you mean by this
If a girl is less pretty then OP you would cheat?

>>36461950
>>36461941
OP here, I think you sound nice anon. Want to talk if you're still around?

I'm surprised the thread didn't die while I was asleep.

>>36470161
>Bumping your shit /soc/ thread to respond to the most beta poster
You will never be with someone who genuinely cares for your autistic ass. Hang yourself you gutter trash attention whore.

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>>36457735
It was more like a slab of raw fish food

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>>36470309
>bumping and not saging a bait /soc/ thread

>>36470161
Any chance you'd be doing more in-depth conversation today?

So how do you plan on choosing someone on an anonymous board? I'd understand if there was private messaging, but this is a chore. If it were more reasonable I'd give a shot, just cause it'll be neat to talk to someone new for a change

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It's not nice to roleplay as a girl on the internet, Anon.

>>36457735
I'm still in love with a girl I dated years ago in high school, you sound pretty boring to me honestly.

>>36470900
We pull a /soc/ and become tripfags. Non-contenders will continue in anon mode.

>>36457735
good job bamboozling all these robots and even if you aren't lying you're being a huge attention whore
yet another thread showing how fembots aren't real

I am known by my nickname Elveryus, king of the Northern Kingdom of Bertulio, you can call me Ben though. I was raised by a couple of fearsome beasts known as the Blackwolf Demons (They use the flesh of my parents, but don't be fooled; they're possessed by demons trying to end my quest). My mission is life is to destroy my archenemy; Julius the Rotten, who I've known my entire life, that filthy beast has done more crimes against humanity than you could possibly comprehend. Currently, I'm serving as a apprentice for my master, Gilgamesh the Ancient in the Dark Academy, in hopes of learning the newly discovered art of Technomancy. I am certain that this is what I need if I want to find the lost Goldenblade I've heard so many rumors about.

Honestly, I'm not just looking for a simply bride, but rather someone to help me on my quest and eventually help me resurrect my companion from the forbidden realm, Varg the grey wolf of Dovre. He has currently been captured by the Blackwolfs and it's my number one priority to get him back, he's vital for my plan. The demons have tried to brainwash me for a long time, and I have made a plan where I pretend to have fallen for their ruse. I assume they're thirsting for the blood of my firstborn child, because they're trying to force me to find a bride. This is where you would come in, by tricking them into thinking I've finally fallen for their scheme. This plan will surely bring back Varg.

So, are you the one I've been waiting for? The one that will help me in my quest? I won't force this upon you; it will be a tough road, one I'm not sure even I can complete myself. I trust fate itself will guide you to an answer. Until then, I will await your answer patiently.

Yours truly, Elveryus.

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>>36471642
hmmmm, mfw reading your post