>have 1 inch dick unerect
>never use urinals because I think people might notice how small it is
>live with parents
>have to go to a store with my dad
>we go to the restroom
>he goes to the urinal, I go to the stall
>we finish and go to the sink to wash our hands
>"anon, you're 24, don't you think it's about time to man up and stop going to the stall to take a piss?"
>I start crying and run out of the store
>i try to get in the car
>it's locked
>the car alarm goes off
>then it hits me
>I don't have the keys
>I can't even drive either
>people start staring, eventually my dad comes out
>crying even harder now
>he gets in the car and doesn't say a word to me
>I manage to stop crying
>we drive home in silence
If you don't get anxiety in public restroooms, you are a normie and you need to get the fuck off of my board
>1 inch dick unerect
my robro
>>36455356
Guess I'll just have to live with the fact that I'm a normal with a 7 inch cock
>>36455438
GET OFF MY THREAD CHAD
>>36455356
>have 1 inch dick unerect
same, only dicklets can be real robots
>>36455438
Nine here, buddy.
>tfw your fuckbuddy oneitis asked you out today
Life is gud
>>36455356
I like the stall because I like my privacy and there's less splash back.
>>36455356
serious question... but is this even geneticallly possible?
lmao great story, you're life is a wreck. good luck with that
>>36455356
How big erect?
>>36455356
I get the anxiety and everything but crying and running? Jesus Christ kid
>>36455356
>>I start crying and run out of the store
holy shit dude, just tell him to fuck off and mind his own business.
Your acting like a guy with a 1" dick.
Post a picture of it please. I bet it's cute.
>>36455356
fuck dude
I'm sorry for you man, I really fucking am
>>36455438
>>36455993
My dick is 400 miles.
>>36455356i can't pee without sitting down
My dick is inside of me when I'm flaccid. My shit looks like a belly button. I'm also 400lbs. My dick is 4 inches erect.
Dicklets are the real robots. Because you guys with big dicks can still turn your life around and chicks will see you as normal when you pull down your pants. Even if I lost all the weight I know my dick will still be small so there is literally no reason for me to care anymore.
>>36455356
>6.1" dick (erect)
>still pee shy at 23 years old
Will I make it?
>skinny semi-manlet with a big cock
feels good, like i have a secret weapon
>>36456921
Same OP. I always sit down to pee so I can look at my phone before going back to the computer.