How this make you feel human boy?

>>36455345
big bear cocks don't exist REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36455345
Isn't that kuma from tekken?

Am I being shit talked by a bear right now

>>36455345
tfw you will never be a bear and get to stick your 14 inch long bear penis into a pretty girl

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>human boy
>implying

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human boys just can't compete desu

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Post more big bear cock

>>36455564
Cute
Is she pantieless?

>>36455721
how is that cute? that bear looks stale and smelly

>>36456101
He's self-inserting as the bear, don't be rude.

Fucking terrified.

Jesus fucking Christ those cunts are terrifying.

People carry on about how dangerous the animals here in Australia are, but aside from crocodiles, I can fucking stomp them all to death.

Fuck living around bears.

none of you are bears

you all are micro humans

go away

>>36455345
Pissed off that bears get more human pussy than I do.

>>36455345
W-would it be okay if I watched and fapped in the corner, Kuma-san?

>>36456236
In the US you can carry a gun to defend yourself from them. Crazy concept, I know.

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>>36455345
Fucking bears stealing all the cute girls.

>>36456208
Male here, I was self inserting as the cute girl,
>>36456236
Bears are harmless, you have to be a retard to die from a bear. Just stay away from them and cubs. They might tear your car open for food if you don't pack it right, but they won't touch you.
Poison spiders are much worse in aus

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These thirsty bitches just throwing themselves at bears

>>36456236
>he said before the kangaroo suffocated him in a chokehold, holding him still so the emu can gouge him to death at his leisure

>>36456376
You'd be more likely to die if you shot at a bear than if you just avoided it
https://youtu.be/lL7Se4xoYq4

>>36456376
You'd need a pretty serious gun to take down a bear, wouldn't you?
I don't imagine many handguns would be enough, and bears are fucking fast.

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>>36456478
>emu
Emus aren't too bad.
It's theses cunts you really have to worry about.

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>>36456556
fuck you say cunt?

>>36456487
Sure, avoiding is definitely the best option, but when that's not an option you go to the next best things.

>>36456520
Yes, that's why you carry at least a .44 magnum or a .454 Casull. If you want an auto loader a hot 10mm will also do the job.

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>>36455345
A bear there was, a bear, a bear!
All black and brown, and covered with hair!
Oh, come, they said, oh come to the fair!
The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!
All black, and brown, and covered with hair!

And down the road from here to there.
From here! To there!
Three boys, a goat, and a dancing bear!
They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!

Oh, sweet she was, and pure, and fair!
The maid with honey,
In her hair! Her hair!
The maid with honey in her hair!

He smelled the scent on the summer air!
The bear! The bear!
All black and brown and covered with hair!
He smelled the scent on the summer air!
He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!
Honey on the summer air!

Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!
I'll never dance with a hairy bear!
A bear! A bear!
I'll never dance with a hairy bear!
He lifted her high into the air!
The bear! The bear!

I called for a knight, but you're a bear!
A bear! A bear!
All black and brown and covered with hair!
She kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,
But he licked the honey from her hair!
Her hair! Her hair!

Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!
My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!
And off they went, from here to there,
The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair.