I bought an infrared thermometer. My dick is 33.7 degrees

>>36454951
While erect?
There's so much more information that could be gathered man

Whats the temperature of a vagina?

I wouldn't know

>>36455058
Good point. Hold on.

>>36455099
You need to measure the temperatures at different degrees of erect

>>36455096
i'd say about 66.6 f

>Celsius

gay

>>36455099
It's 33.7 degrees erect.

>>36455140
But my hentai says that dicks are hotter when erect, you must be wrong

>>36455118
It's all the same.

Floppy, half erect, fully erect... no difference in temperature.

What about your anus

go take a poo in the toilet and see what temperature it is

>>36455230
I pooed earlier today. Sorry.

My cat is 23.7 degrees. Just thought you should know

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>>36455285
your cat seems very cold

>>36455206
I'm not interested in that. I'm assuming it's slightly warmer. Maybe by a degree or two.

>>36455301
That's what I thought. But I think her fur keeps the warm air close to her body

>>36455343
Who cares what you're interested in, measure your fucking asshole temperature

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Measure the temperature of your right eye and then compare it to your left eye

>>36455527
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