>"Hey anon, why exactly did you pick me as your girlfriend?

Who the fuck are you dont talk to me
and then run away

>>36454920
God... When I was in highschool there was this creepy teacher that had the hits for me that looked exactly like this but she was flat chested. If she had big tits, I would have let her do whatever.

>>36454920
I wouldn't date an older woman as a girlfriend but I would fuck one.

Same reason I don't date fatties but I would fuck one

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>>36454920
t. too old for LARP threads (nice rack tho)

>>36454920
>"you mean 'fresher'"

>>36455067
It's not a LARP if it's over the internet.

The L stands for "live", as in, in person.

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Just fuck me and do my laundry and I will be happy

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>>36455114
>>36455067
hes thinking of ERP

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>>36455114
duly noted robloxxx bloxx

>>36455040
If you won't date women because of what people will think, isn't that the very core definition of a normie?

>>36454920
I just prefer older woman. yall know a little more than my contemporaries.

>>36455223
I'm kind of a normie.

And I wouldn't date one because I would kind of just break up with her for a younger/skinnier girl so I would just be leading her on

>>36454920
Because you know how to cook. Also, your massive titties that you smother me with.

Because I want you to be my mommy and give me milkies

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>I know you like feet, Anon, so I brought over some friends to help me tease you

>>36454920
Do your own fucking homework Urkel.