Book of the puss and the boots

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>>36434839
i love how women think anyone cares what their dried up cunt looks like

>>36434839
This is disgusting. Why would any self respecting woman ever do this shit? Oh wait

>>36434839
Why are women so fucking god awful
Like who comes up with this shit?

>>36434839

is that chastity lynn? are they all pornstars?

>>36434839
bottom left is too pure for this world

>>36434901
Give her a few years and she'll look like top middle

>>36434839
It's interesting how much context changes how we perceive things.
As a demonstration of feminism, women will applaud this book.
Now, imagine instead that this book was a catalog at a whorehouse, or that handing out face+vagina photographs like these were part of a job application procedure.

>>36434915
HOLY SHIT YOU DO KNOW LABIA DOESNT STRETCH DUE TO SEX AND THAT IT FORMS DURING PUBERTY


ALL OF YOU DO KNOW LABIA IS NOT MARK OF SEXUAL PARTNERS
BUT IT'S INHERITED FROM GENETICS

YOU VIRGINS DO KNOW THIS RIGHT?

inb4 "angry roastie"
t.- confused human biology major

>>36434945
and they'll say blatantly false things like "they are all beautiful" and deride men for thinking it's gross

whereas if they had an edition of Penis Portraits they would judge every penis on length, girth, and foreskin (or lack thereof)

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This makes me more sad

>>36434978
anon she has fucking twat piercings for christ's sake

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A bit more pages of the book

>>36434839
>that one roastie that doesn't shave
also, what's the point of this book?

Bottom right has quality >le smirking DreamWorks face

>>36435061
coffee table book
and yes many higher living people want nutty stuff like this just so they can muse they either did or didn't expect that pussy to go with that face.

>>36434978
Sounds like you're an angry roastie

>>36434978
It's a moral truth, not a biological one.

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Our cultural values are fucked...
Also there are real women on r9k?

>>36434978
You can tell yourself that sweetheart, but when a guy sees something like middle row left, he knows that's not wife material.

If /r9k/ made a book called "Dick Portraits" I think we would be considered pedophiles.
Women driven society is a mess, I mean look at Israel. If a woman calls rape once you can go to jail for up to 15 years without a fuckin trial...

This would be a good joke gift for an irl right-winger, so at least it has that going for it

>>36435121
>vagina coffee table book
>our cultural values are fucked
You're pretty easily rattled, huh?

>>36434839
>the two easiest looking girls have cavern vaginas
kek

>>36435184
https://youtu.be/xNubAGCGo7U
Keep telling yourself that roastie. Why are you even on our board? Go back to tumblr.

>>36435033
Dubs.png

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>>36435173
You're ridiculous.

>>36435213
>I'm not easily rattled
>you're a roastie and you need to leave because you're disrupting our moral values
You're easily rattled, huh?

>>36435256
what the fuck is it with coloring books. It's like women can't handle being mature about sexuality so they need to infantilize it for themselves.

>>36434839
from what i can see theres no non roastie in there...

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>>36435121
>Also there are real women on r9k?

>>36435117

have you read a biology book?
read a biology book.
if you're woman has a small labia to begin with NO amount of dicks with change that
if she has large labia she could easily be a virgin, its just excess skin that forms during puberty
but you wouldnt know that seen as your ideas of women are so warped after constantly fapping to lolis and traps like the bottom barrel virgins you are

>>36435282
Pls stop buddy my boi, let me put it simply. This board is community gathering place for people who harbor similar values and gather together due to the capitalist, "survival of the fittest" society that we live in. If you want to fight and disturb our group, we naturally would like you to leave. If your going to argue with a bunch of rejects, what value does your own life have? So please leave us alone...

>>36435117
So, like the book of Genesis?

>>36435303
They find penises funny because:
1. they don't have that
2. it's a narrow sponge of flesh that erects to a solid meat rod with a head shaped like a mushroom/helmet

Also what women find mature/serious with sex isn't what guys find mature or serious.

granted r9k doesn't always get that and just think girls are just like guys when it comes to what they want in the bed room.

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>>36435303
Yep, no vagina coloring books. Those don't exist.

>>36435353
it can also be effected by childbirth by that's due to hormones and chemical changes not the stretching itself.

>>36435376
>/r9k/ is a hivemind that shares similar values
Lel.

>>36434839
Chastity Lynn assuming she hasn't got an STI

>>36434839
I found all of those vaginas disgusting. But I'm a wizard so my opinion don't really matter.

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>>36435376
>all that cringe
If this was bait for (You)s you got me good.

Helpful rule of thumb for roasties
If you can see your vagina (as in the actual opening) without parting the lips, your pussy is ugly.

>>36435303
>what the fuck is it with coloring books
1. Girl buys book
2. Girl invites friends over
3. Get shitfaced and colour in book while discussing sex
It's quite well thought out

>>36435353
Biology isn't a concern of mine. What matters is that believing it makes the world a better place. The more people believe it, the better the world becomes.

>>36435382
If that's how you want to think of it, sure.

>>36435429
>>36435429
I don't think anyone's opinion matters but those you go home to.

>>36435423
Well you gotta agree it's pretty much true. If you don't believe me, think about how many Elliot Rodger threads there were created on the board during its entire lifetime.

>>36435395
This is distressing to me. I get that there are women who like to draw porn, lots of porn artists are female.

But this shit is marketed to regular, grown up girls. No guy would want this, guys don't think vaginas are funny and/or relaxing.

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>>36434839

>tfw your gf has an innie

>>36435456
>what happened to this world
Nothing.
Romans were writing on walls how they loved to shit/fuck like degenerates.
The only difference is now we post on facebook

>>36435476
dudes draw dicks on stuff all the time though. six of one

>>36435468
Dissenting opinions are valuable. More so than a board of parrots.

>>36435476
You're very easily distressed. Maybe take a break for a little bit.

>>36435476
>No guy would want this
You would be surprised my friend.
Also most guys don't "want it" because we are insecure as fuck with each other when it comes to sex.
Girls talk about masturbation because why not?
Guys talk about masturbation it turns into this weird ass phobia your pal is going gay.
However that might be to where girls have a lot more control over their libido then guys do. They can say to hell with sex and actually stick with it for months. Guys struggle not to masturbate in a week.

>>36435527
Yeah, but dude draw dicks because we find it funny more because of context, as well as its inherent vulgarity.

We usually don't color in our doodles with multi-colored pencils and keep them as a collection.

>>36435476
So did you drop out of school young and never been anywhere public? Do you never see dicks drawn on everything for luz? That's boys doing that shit anon.

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>>36435468
>one person or two make the same threads over and over
>it's a hivemind lol!

>>36435580
>guys draw dicks cause it's funny
>there's nothing funny about dick coloring books
I'm sincerely questioning your sense of humor.

>>36435570
I'm not talking about libido control or security. I just don't get how anyone would enjoy a goddamn genital coloring book.

>>36435580
>drawing a dick in every page of your school book is funny and acceptable
>but coloring them is a sin against humanity
Now this is autism

>>36435623
What's funny about dick coloring books, other than the fact that such a product exists. Like how is the act of coloring in the silhouette amusing.

>>36435559
Fuck off anon. Your the only person trying to mess with us. Get off our board before someone gets angry... real angry.

>>36435632
I don't get why most people want most things, but there's obviously a market for those things because people keep wanting/buying those things. Sometimes you have to shrug it off and realize you're not the target audience. Not everything will be marketable towards you.

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>>36435580
>We usually don't color in our doodles with multi-colored pencils and keep them as a collection.
no we just inject them into every thing including creation games.
https://youtu.be/26NjZ7vjGsE
https://youtu.be/Xcy1VsCt5xY

Normies, "fembots" and white knights GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING RETARDS THIS IS NOT YOUR BOARD FUCK OFF

>>36435645
Well you can color it in funny colors. You can laugh at the shapes. You could have a highly at the absurdity of a penis coloring book. I'm not sure the contents of the penis coloring book, but it looks like designs as opposed to silhouettes.

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>>36435632
Then you have autism
It's that simple. I don't find it funny myself but as I shared in >>36435392 I understand why they find it funny. This is basic shit anon if it's confusing you this much now god save you with irl social interactions.

>>36435656
Golly I wouldn't want to make an anonymous user REAL angry. This isn't your board.

>>36435707
You know what, I'm just going to give women the benefit of the doubt and assume that most are sane enough not to partake in this shit.

A dangerous proposition but still.

>>36434839

>they're all roasties

HOLULULULULULULU

>>36435742
Whatever makes you feel better, my dude.

>>36435692
Nah we like it here. You kids are so easy to get mad and confused. I mean look at this thread, a coloring book that's based on a penis cases him to wig out. Has this kid never heard of sex gag gifts? Places like Spencers? Did he shelter himself so much for good boy points that this is all new to him?

>>36435797

>has to come to /r9k/ to feel better about themselves

Ah, shall I feel more sorry for the robot, or for you?

'Tis debatable.

Why am I here, you ask? To observe those who observe the robots.

>>36435797
Sex gag gifts don't weird me out anon. Its the thought that people unironically enjoy these things.

>>36435829
>Ah, shall I feel more sorry for the robot, or for you?
The robot because when I get off here I still have my girl, my friends and all the things that make me happy.
What does he have when he gets off here? (IF he ever gets off here)

>>36435864
Now you just aren't making any sense. Are you thinking girls by majority would take a penis drawling book seriously? Or even OPs book? This shit is to get a laugh out of people and little else.

>>36435353
Yeah you cant do anything with beef curtains but if your fucking hole is the size of an eye you are a fucking used up roastie yoy mongoloid

>>36435907

Ah, your girl, your friends.

And your ego.

Your sore ego that must be massaged -and the only way you can do that is to visit /r9k/.

If only /r9k/ is below you, how much of the world is above you?

Ha!

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>>36434839
>not aroused looking at female genitalia

am i gay now?

>>36435907
Like i said, I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt
>>36435742

>>36435907
>Are you thinking girls by majority would take a penis drawling book seriously? Or even OPs book?
This.

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>>36435955
>If only /r9k/ is below you, how much of the world is above you?
quite a lot, you guys are just great entertainment and give out (You)s like candy.
I feel great but seeing you suffer just tells me how much the world is right and in order. It makes me very happy you want to try and create a narrative that makes me pathetic because it means I got to you that much with my post.

>>36435959
I'm not sure you should get a bonner on just a super close shot of genitals of any kind. We only think we should because we treat them as such taboo in western culture.

>>36435959

Do you fap to gay porn instead?

>>36436141
>I take joy in seeing innocent people's misery
>I'm a good person
pick one

>>36435436
the actual vagina hole?
or are you referring to protruding labia?

>>36434858
childless women past 30 do

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Center bottom.