Just going to leave this right here for a second it, you don't

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Sure anon, you can count on me!

*cums inside of your chocolate milk and mixes it in*

HOW ABOUT SOME MAN MILK FOR YOUR CHOCO MILK, ANON ;))))

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>>36432177
yummy in my cat tummy

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Aw FUCK-

>>36432263
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>>36432263
How does a picture like that even get made?
WHY does a picture like that even get made?

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>>36432215
yummy I'm a cat in my tummy

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>>36432263
Hey I'm baHOLY FUCK WHAT DID YOU DO

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>>36432263
You fucking idiots, that was the decoy chocolate milk. I've got the original right here. Catch me if you can, simpletons!

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whoops sorry anon, my hand slipped

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>>36432542
roblox blox orig

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>>36432426
>expands consciousness exponentially through a carefully balanced study of ironic shitposts and anime quotes
>gains control of universe
>destroys everything except for OP, the chocolate milk, and I
>"Heh, I knew you were an imposter all along, anon. You can't be trusted to defend the milk. It'll be safe with me now."
>creates new universe
>it is exactly identical to the last, but with one rule:
>"THOU SHALT NOT LET THY SACRED CHOCOLATE MILK SPILLETH"
>the milk is solitary and protected for 1000 years by newer, more loyal robots
>OP, now ascended to god tier, comes back from his spiritual journey
>sees his long sought beverage
>he is so pleased with all of existence that every inch of the universe is transformed into perfection and Earth is a utopia
>mfw all you fuckers had to do was protect the milk