>mom faked my signature on a job application form >now

>>36428523
>What is the best way to make sure I fail?
Just be yourself

>>36428523
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ANON I XDXDXD I POOED
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Don't go and they can't hire you

Being yourself will do it just fine

>>36428523
Actually try. Convince yourself that you want it.

If you want it, then you'll fail just so you can be miserable. Reality is a meanie.

>>36428523
it doesn't matter. she forged your signature.
take her to court. she's fucking dead.

>>36428615
>suing your mother

Who the fuck does that? White ppl? lmao

>>36428629
Obviously. Non-whites don't have any money and most don't even know who their real parents are.

>>36428691
Asian and Jews are both more rich than Whites on average in the USA

>>36428629
i got into a car accident going to work, my dad was driving us there. i had a injury. my father got money from it i got a lawyer to sue the girl. the lawyer suggest i sue my father too.

if they ask what i do in your free time tell them you like to watch porn.

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>>36428523
Your mom is dropping a pretty big hint that she's tired of you. Tired of you being a pathetic loser and leeching off her. She's sick of you being so incompetent, that you can't even succeed in a task that 16 year-olds can handle. Maybe actually try and make your mom proud for once in your life.

>>36428740
Lawyers need to be sued for breaking up countless families over the eons.

>>36428740
why did the lawyer suggest you sue your father?

>>36428755
Do you know where you are?

0rig

>>36428523
As long as mom isn't sitting in on the interview, just say, "I don't know," to all their questions. You WILL be rejected.

>>36428523
Just drop a few positive comments about the Third Reich during your interview.
Problem solved.

>>36428755
Shouldn't have plopped him out from her vagina then. If you can't raise a child you shouldn't have one in the first place.

Bitch deserve it for bringing yet another robot into this shitty world.

>>36428864
this anon is right

Don't have children and then have expectations of them if you are unable of giving them adequate parenting and education.

It would be like expecting a not trained dog to perform tricks at the same level as dogs who were trained well.

>>36428864
>blaming your robotness on others

haha

>tfw your parents actively sabotage any effort to improve your position in life

I'll never be able to get a job, go to school, move out, and get a girlfriend because of them. They're desperate to keep me around because they can't stand to be by themselves and each other

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>>36428804
>>36428864
>>36428884
People with shittier upbringing than you have made success out of their lives. People from 3rd world countries have led successful lives. You might try to pretend that your problems are from your parents, but they're probably the only ones left in your entire life that give a shit about you.

It's nice to think your faults aren't your responsibility, but in the end, the reason your life is shit is because of YOU and your shitty attitude.

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You people disgust me. You always whine about how much you hate your life and then you never do a fucking thing to improve it.

Please kill yourselves.

>>36428523
dont go
what is she going to do?

>>36428864
>it's everyone's fault but mine
This is why you're failures btw

>>36428555
This, for once, is in fact the answer.

>>36428555

One of the few situations where this is literally the best option

>>36428523
Unless you live in a country with hate speech laws, just make a couple offhand racist remarks.

>>36428779
Father was driving the car

>>36428523
What's the job? Maybe it would be fun. Not every job is terrible and soul sucking.

>>36428755
This.

You should thank your mom for doing the leg work. Finding an open postion and filling out applications is tedious as fuck.