>oneitis and I happen to be walking next to eachother
>shit shit shit
>glancing at me, clearly wants to talk
>just stare straight ahead
>awkward as hell
>turn 360 degrees and virgin walk away
you?
Nobody cares about your highschool problems
>>36424110
I wrote an ode to Hitler in the priest's bible
>>36424123
I'll make you care, bitch boy. *unzips monster cokk*
say fuck mah white ass bitch.
>>36424110
>turn 360 degrees
thats a full circle you worthless autist
>>36424375
you are either a good troll or such a newfag it's not even funny
>>36424409
that sounds like something a newfag would say
I stood in the rain for half an hour because I was hoping lightning would hit me and either kill me, or electroshock my broken brain into being fixed.
>>36424110
Went to an army recruiter today. Afterwards I went to shake his hand as I said thanks but he didn't do it back so I just had my hand out. Probably because he didn't get his precious recruit quota for the day
Well fuck you too
>>36424794
>impact font
Do you have autism?
>>36424110
I replied to this thread. It's probably the dumbest thing I have ever done
>>36424110
Got into an argument with my doctor today.
>>36424680
MAY WE BURN HER?
This girl on the bus always stares at me for a few seconds when I get up to leave and now I think she might like me but she looks like she's 14 or some shit.
>>36424829
Seeing this is /r9k/ it's pretty meaningless to ask a question like that.
>>36424110
Picked my boogers and stuck them under the chair
>>36424110
I played this song in my car on loop as I drove home from school.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRNyGDRikSw
>>36424925
You gotta get 'em fresh nowadays
>At work and saw a dog in a car outside
>Start staring at dog and dog staring at me
>Start moving head to get dog to move for some reason
>Realise it's not a dog but a woman in car staring at me
>Had to pace around for 20 minutes afterwards to deal with the situation
>>36425260
should have gone to specsavers
xd