>work at starbucks >new unicorn drink went live yesterday

That looks unhealthy as fuck. Who would touch that disgusting crap

>>36423627
That looks like fresh unicorn jizz.
It's such a weird looking drnk that I'm gonna at least try it once.

What's in it? orignal coffee

People are saying they taste like shit. But hey, it's another picture to put on their instagrams fucking normie trash

>How do you guys keep the will the go on?
Use your awful fucking job as motivation to learn a real skill, so you
A) Get paid a lot more
and
B) Don't have to deal with that kind of insane bullshit

Whatever motivates you more.

>>36423751

Coffee, mango syrup (dyed pink with pink dust), white mocha syrup, simple syrup, and blue sour dust

>>36423796

Oh and milk or whatever milk substitute you want.

Poor wagies.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/04/20/starbucks-barista-loses-over-unicorn-frappuccino-mania/100686874/

>>>/ck/8827506
Come post here OP.

>>36423627
Thanks for letting me know how much it pisses off you normies making these

Gonna go in tomorrow and order 3 of them but drop them and demand another 3 for free

>>36423796
Sounds OK if it weren't for the blue sour shit. I can't think of a worse combination than coffee and sweet tarts.

>>36423934

Jokes on you, we already ran out of ingredients so I can't to laugh in you force and tell you we can't make you the drink ;)

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>>36423739
americans, what do you expect?

>>36423796
That honestly sounds better than I was expecting. I'd rather just have the coffee with some mango syrup, though.

>>36423796
That sounds like it tastes like shit. They only forced the coffee in because it's Starbucks.
>>36423627
>How do you guys keep the will the go on?
We don't.
entry slough

if you don't drink your coffee black you're a dumbass fag

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Who /vanillalatte/ here?

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>>36423627
>Sip my unicorn drink
>Become aggressive Sexually
Molest the barista
Molest the fuck out of the barista

Stop greentexting

Acknowledge that I am on some hard core drugs and high because it's 420 you fuckers!!!

Haha bet you didn't see that coming, did you, faggots???

>>36423627
Let me guess, one of these fuckers costs about 5$? Fuck, I don't get it, when normies really want to get diabetes, caries and cancer they could just straight up shoot themselves.

>>36424005

>That sounds like it tastes like shit.

It tastes...odd. Not bad enough that you'd spit it out but not something you really want to drink. People got hooked by the name and coloring.

>They only forced the coffee in because it's Starbucks.

Have you had a frappuccino before? It's only 10% coffee.

>>36424178
pretty hardcore desu senpai
respect

>>36424178
Do some exercises and eat better.

>Tfw medium decaf Americano (iced) drinker

>>36423627
If it makes you feel any better, shit's probably full of artificial chemicals that cause cancer.

>>36423796
>coffee with mango
bleugh

>>36424005
They should do without the coffee and it would be fine.
But coffee with mango, that's plain weird.

>>36423627
How are you able to fap so many times?

>>36424104
>those lips
>that nose
lmao who is this ugly cunt

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>>36423627
It's like 430 calories and has over 70g of sugar.

All for just ONE drink

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>>36423796
>coffee with mango and simple syrup

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>>36424630
I'd feel sick as fuck if I drank that. How can people even handle that without feeling ill?

Do fat people get a sugar tolerance or something?

>>36424630
>has over 70g of sugar.
I hate this country so much sometimes.

>>36424609
Is this a bait post?
Concerned

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>>36424630
>>36424772
>go to call your bluff
>see a grande actually has nearly 60g of sugar
christ

>>36424843
Tell me who he is lol

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>TFW I actually want to take some shrooms and go get me one of those

>>36424954
You clearly don't deserve to know the Holy Name of our Savior. May His Wrath smite your roastie cunt.

>>36424630
>>36424772
>>36424869

That's about the same as you'll find in a 20 oz. bottle of soda.

>Also, don't any of you fuckers dare order one of these drinks.
Just used my gbp to get my mom to order one for everyone in my family. Fuck your sob stories wage cuck. Knowing your tears are mixed into each and every one makes them all that more appealing.

>>36425925
All he has to do is lock the door though

what liberal arts degree did you get to be a barista

>>36425944
>this makes it better
Stop ingesting sugar you fat fucks

>>36424706
Diabetes is a sugar tolerance. The liver and kidneys reject the sugar and put it straight into urine, creating blood sugar issues.

>>36426180

Not trying to imply that it's better. I'm just surprised the above anons seem to think that kind of sugar content is at all unusual for a beverage in America.

>>36426180
Nothing wrong with sugar you fuck. It's just wrong if you pig out on it and are overweight

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>order a tall one the other day out of curiosity
>almost 5 dollars
>not too bothered but a wee bit miffed
>waiting for it to be ready, barista leans over the counter
>"Hey do ya like Vidya games!"
>specifically pronouncing it Vidya
>not even wearing any game merch
>except for maybe my hat but i think it's pretty subtle
>"O-Oh yeah when I got free time haha...."

>>36423627

I'd probably try it but I wouldn't drink it often. What does this stuff taste like? Cotton candy, cream, and coffee?

I haven't been to Starbucks in years but I kinda wanna try one

>>36426187
The body after so much sugar sees it as a poison and tries to get rid of it, and creates a tolerance, which then the person eats more sugar, creating blood rapidly going from high to low sugar, causing people to pass out or lose body parts, heart disease etc. Long time obese consumers of sugar will lose their limbs because the body is so confused and fucked up and doesn't know what to do with the blood and the limbs dont get blood.

>>36426262
Sugar is just as bad as alcohol you in uneducated fuck

>>36424609
You're joking, right?
originality is important

>>36426385
kill yourself shilling piece of garbage

>>36424630
So Starbux is the next McDiabetus

>>36424630
>only 430 calories
I'm surprised in the opposite way. It looks like pure sugar so I was expecting closer to 1000

>>36426187
>This trashy and wrong definition of diabetes. It can also be caused by dietary fat.

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>>36423627
bro i worked at red lobster for awhile... let me tell u man, endless shrimp is the biggest bunch of fucking bullshit ive ever had to deal with, and i was the fry cook.

i was literally dumping full bags of shrimp into every fryer and still not keeping up with these fat fucks shrimp orders, im talkin 20+ tickets littered about and servers bitching about "wheres muh coconut shrimp"
it made me quit, fuck working in the restraunt biz unless u can get yourself into something very high end/upper class

>>36426469
The FDA lets companies count calories from sugar separately from non-sugar calories. "Compromises."

>>36423627
Make my fucking drink like the slave you are, norman

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>>36423627
>don't any of you fuckers dare order one of these drinks.

I almost did, but instead went to dunkin donuts/baskin robins and got a strawberry banana smoothie. I forgot to saw "add whip cream" and it was raining out. When I got to the drive thru window and it was open. I waved to get the lady over to my car window to tell her 'sorry I forgot to say add whip cream." She looked at me and said (which I barley heard.) "I'm making your smoothie," while holding a bunch of bananas. She never came to the window, then with the smoothie made in hand, and the lid on was about to give me my smoothie, and I told her. "Could you please add whip cream to my smoothie." She did, and then said "oh I thought you were asking for your smoothie, I upgraded the size of the smoothie, because I felt bad you were waiting." I couldn't even complain to her and took the smoothie. She really should have come up to the window when I was waving my hand. I know I forgot to ask for whip cream. Still she should not have assumed, and just walked a few feet up to the window to ask why I was waving my hand in the first place instead of assuming. Plus I honestly didn't want a medium, but the small I asked for. Much more smoothie than I needed, and the smoothie/whip cream ratio was now way off. I'm annoyed, and a little angry, but it was a pretty good smoothie.

Also why can't one of us order the unicorn frap? Is it a annoyance to make?

>>36426475
which is sugar and glucose

>trashy
well yes I am explaining to r9k

>wrong
No.

>>36427187
>fat is sugar and glucose
lmfao

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>>36423627
I have no Starbucks where I live. If I had, I would go, just because someone who wrote a manifesto did that too. Now I can only buy some mini-lattes from the local grocery store. There's cappuccino too, and I am not sure if I like it better. It brings to my mind the trip I had to Portugal, some years ago, sitting there at the patio drinking some awesome coffee.

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>>36424609
Get new glasses, you blind idiot.

>>36427327
>His lips in that .gif
Absolutely disgusting

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>>36423627
What do you normos order when you go to Starbucks?

I get the short cafe mocha, maybe with an extra shot of espresso if i need a boost.

>>36423627
That makes me sick just looking at it. Diabetes in a cup.

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>>36427376
You have something wrong with your brain. Besides you can't even really get to see them as the mug gets in the way. Here's a better shot.

>>36426414
No it isn't you fucking dumbass
You gonna die from a slice of cake huh? Go fucking off yourself

>>36427807
u mad amerifat?muh sugar

>>36427807
Well, one beer won't kill you either...

>>36427647
Hahahahahahahaa what the fuck was he gay they look like they've been inflated

>>36427926
trying too hard bruh

>>36427969
>Stating your own opinions is trying too hard

>>36426303
it tastes kind of fruity???

you wouldnt expect it to but it does, fruity and then sour when you get towards the bottom, and also milky, sort of like a milkshake or a smoothie

its not horrible but it looks better than it tastes

>>36427926
No, he was half-Asian. He inherited his voluminous, lush lips from his Chinese mom. His father was a descendant of British aristocrats. His name was Elliot Rodger. From Isla Vista.

>>36428205
Oh yeah I've heard of Elliot Rogers before didn't know this was him

>>36423627
Get a different job. Believe it or not, better wagecuck jobs exist.

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fuck you starbuck shill commie bastard

>>36424869
Funny how is doesn't say what % of your daily sugar intake it has, consider it would be over 200%

>>36428380
albuquerque?

aolrbiugqiunearlque

>>36427152
That was the most boring and meaningless story I've heard all day yet somehow I got a laugh from it.

>>36423796
I went into diabetic shock just reading that

>>36428259
Kind of sad. People forgetting about him already that way.

Here's a very nice video of him too, driving from the beach in the evening sun, some sweet music playing at the background.

https://youtu.be/rLiajFHgi5w

>>36428570
That's the magic of literal autism

>>36423627
looks pretty aesthetic
Are they mocking their customers?

>>36424104
I see him alot on here,was he a robot?

>>36424630

Yeah and a 20oz of coke has comparatively more sugar with around 65g.

I don't see you fucks sperging over that daily.

I only heard of this apparent "unicorn" trend today.

Is it really a fad? Who else makes ugly drinks?

>>36429323
Here's something for the starters:

http://murderpedia.org/male.R/r/rodger-elliot.htm

He had High Functioning Autism/Asperger's Disorder, so he was a robot too.

>>36429415 was meant for >>36429282.

I saw my first hamster in captcha images. That's original.

>>36429406
I assume it's just a roastie social media like-mining thing

>>36424104
I prefer caramel

This is a pretty funny thread

>>36429415
>Before driving to the sorority house, Rodger uploaded a video to YouTube, titled "Elliot Rodger's Retribution", in which he outlined details of his upcoming attack and the motivations behind his killing spree, which he described as a desire to punish women for rejecting him and also a desire to punish sexually active men for living a better life than him.
Hence, a robot.

They aren't even good, a friend of mine bought one and didn't like it so he got me to finish it, I got halfway through the thing before we both said fuck it and just threw it out